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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Just finished a jar of pickles and had to laugh at the use of the word “Ultimate” and the actual (minus maybe 10 chunks that got dumped out) amount of garlic in the jar. There is more garlic in peanut butter than there was in this jar of pickles 🤣😂

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Why does this work so well??? 🔥🔥

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

The host of tonight’s festivities also needs a round of applause. Photo courtesy of The Grooming Lab 😂🐾 Tell him how handsome he is with his turkey tie. Tell him!

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

🎶“Life for me is a gravy boat fantasy….”🎵

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

“I’m sorry, you stupid motherfucker but were you under the dilute impression you could eat Goldfish crackers without my express knowledge and consent of action? No, I didn’t think so…..” I live with a mobster

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

When you have a wing craving, sometimes you gotta steal the dust and sauce recipe of your favourite closed-down pub from their former employees and do it at home! 😂🔥

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

The Niebolt Street house from Stephen King’s “It” was a derelict, dilapidated and abandoned property that housed a portal to pure evil. In Hamilton, this is a charming, characteristic 2-storey with a loft on a spacious corner lot in a quiet neighbourhood and was just reduced to $899,000.00 😂

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Gonna get a head start for 2025 here: How many years have you been gaslit about the “ThE wAr On ChRiStMaS”? How many of your Christmas celebrations have been absolutely devastated by this decades-long “wAr”? Do you fucking get it yet? You are just having “shower fights” in public 😂

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Some real talk: The faster y’all realize that chicken wings, brisket and beef jerky were considered “peasant gruel,” the faster you’ll realize we’ve all been hoodwinked by strategic marketing and uncontrolled, cannibalistic capitalism.

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Did I rip too hard on the top to taste them and ruin the social media money shot? Yes. Yes I did 😂

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Every Friday morning I check in with @genevalaitis on @610cktb and we chat about cooking and BBQ. Yesterday, (after learning of Gene’s disdain for plain yellow mustard 😂) we talked about dry rubs and beef ribs. So, here we are with a nice rack with a grainy horseradish mustard binder and SPG dry rub

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Carney is actually playing the 4D chess the mouth-breathers quote. You’re literally watching Canada cripple them with spreadsheets and math, rather than rhetoric and memes. “WhY dIdNt He MaKe A dEaL?!” Sit back and grab the popcorn, kids. I love this country so much ❤️🇨🇦

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Purposely stating false math equations on Bluesky = Understood by logic Purposely stating false math equations on Twitter = Predictable Thanks for being the obvious litmus test

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

One million dollars is comprehensible to a “normal” brain. It’s like owning two moderate homes. One Billion Dollars is 1000 time One Million. That 500 moderate homes. One Trillion dollars is one million times one million dollars. That’s 500,000 moderate homes. Do you fucking get this yet?

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Ashley and I are making sure we keep up with the latest slang. I think we’re pretty hip.

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

I’m absolutely gobsmacked she shot herself in the back of the head next week outside of any camera range. Totally didn’t see that coming.

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

The music stripped from the final song. Ozzy knew. The Prince of Darkness was also the Prince of Light for his wife and family. Rest well, my dude.

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Resale Front row centre for McCartney in Hamilton? $7,000.00 Resale nosebleeds? $350-ish You want my vote moving forward? You best be including the break up of this stupid fucking entertainment monopoly

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

First steps of tackling a pet restoration project I took on last year. Something about an old typewriter makes my soul warm. The look, the sounds and the history of what it produced… This one was Ashley’s Grandfathers. It’s a vintage Underwood. We’re gonna make her pretty again, Popsy!💪🏼

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Baby Brisket on the Weber Kettle 🔥

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Candied Jalapeños 🔥 Aka “Cowboy Crack” 8-10 Large Jalapeños cored and sliced 1 cup white sugar 1 cup brown sugar 1 tablespoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon ginger powder 1 cup Apple Cider Vinegar (white works too) 1/2 cup water Salt to taste

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

For all my hardcore Anthony Bourdain fans… My friend Zamir has released a book. You’ll remember Zamir as Tony’s “fixer” and trusted travel companion on location for ~10 episodes across Bourdain’s various shows Order on Amazon! Congrats Zamir!! a.co/d/3ouuBgW

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The Fixer and The Chef: My Adventures With and Without Anthony Bourdain : Gotta, Zamir, Margala, Miriam: Amazon.ca: Books

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Anyone else sick right now? Started out as nausea, then what feels like full blown flu and sinus infection raced in like wildfire. Slept all day too! Is this the new Covid?? I don’t think I’ve ever felt like this all over 🤧

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Ribfest in town this weekend. Cool story, bro 😂🔥🔥

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Don’t let the full-time fools on social media get you down. This is the best damn country to live in. You’re given examples outside our borders every second of the day. Never let your privilege of being Canadian let you take it for granted. Happy Canada Day, eh! ❤️🙌🏼

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Happy Canada Day!! 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 Didn’t need an entire brisket, so I grabbed this point portion from the local supermarket and couldn’t get over just how perfect it was proportionally. Let’s get some smoke on you, gorgeous!! 🔥🔥

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

This is your hard reality truth reminder that in 1992, Billy Ray Cyrus’ mullet was causing women to question their marriages. Time heals, guys. We can get through anything. 🤣🤣

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Man… That heatwave really did a 180 eh?? I didn’t even get a chance to make a refreshing batch of Beef Fizz… 😂

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Everyone has a weird life hack. I think this might be mine 😂

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Negronis up!! 🥃🥃 Happy Birthday, Anthony Bourdain. Gastronomy, the written word and humanity miss you dearly.

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Hydration Hit! After a hard night at a resort in Mexico, the morning hangover was particularly brutal. One of the resort staff told me to go to the bar and order a “Suero.” I watched the barkeep make it and knew I was gonna be okay. This thing worked fast and got me on track for the next hangover 😂

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Pommes Fondant. The answer to boring roasted potatoes. LFG!! 🔥🔥🔥

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Tune in weekdays from 9am-12pm! Tune in Fridays and get your fill at the grill with me! Stream it LIVE here! www.iheart.com/live/610-ckt...

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Explain to me the marketing voodoo magic this company casted upon people, that instills an urge to put a sticker on their car that says “I bought an expensive cooler”? Yes they’re great, but so are Glad garbage bags. Are you gonna plunk a sticker on the whip for them too? 😂

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

So, I was just on the phone with my old pal Lochlin for like 9 hours, and realized how much I miss doing shows with that guy. Pretty sure we drank as many beers on that call as we did during the old show 😂🍻

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

I’m a total mamas boy. 💯 Imagine letting your Mom’s final resting place look like this? Ivanka Trump’s tax haven grave on a golf course:

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

The MAGA brass have no fear of repercussions. Daddy will just fire anyone who complains. What a wreck

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Because everyone who has a cool find pays for sponsored ads to tell their “friends” about it 🙄 Tell your boomers to resist their overwhelming temptation to hand over all their personal information please.

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Trump went home? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Looks like someone had too many birthday hamberders before the entertainment showed up 🤣

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

“What’s the charge? Enjoying a meal? Enjoying a succulent gabagool and orange juice meal?”

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Ryan Lindley 🇨🇦 @ryanlindley.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Spinning a fat birdie for dinner. Wet brined, stuffed with onion and seasoned with just S&P. Turn baby turn! 🤤

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