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Ryan Kaiser

@ryankaiser.bsky.social
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Unserious #Survivor commentator 🏝️ | Reality TV 📺 | PS5/Nintendo 🎮 | He/Him | www.truedorktimes.com

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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rob getting a second opinion after leaving the game #Survivor51
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rob: I stepped on something in the ocean #Survivor51
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This man tried to vote himself out and got blindsided by staying instead. 10/10 👏 #Survivor51
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“There’s my thumb” #Survivor
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two tribes, no beware advantages, no one losing votes - ok #Survivor51 has some hope
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Jeff Pitman @truedorktimes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
#Survivor50 Enough time has passed that I should get around to my finale/reunion recap. So here it is. In retrospect, it was very much a Survivor50 event, one that took something fans voted for, and transformed it into something Jeff Probst wanted to do instead: www.truedorktimes.com/s50/recaps/e...
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Turning the page - Jeff Pitman's Survivor 50, Episode 13 recap/ analysis
A final look back at Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans, an often-flawed, occasionally enjoyable season (but at least one that ended well), and its even more error-marred finale/reunion. Plus a loo...
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Okay I think I need a a #Survivor Exile Island rewatch after seeing this 💜
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
JEFF BEING A DUMBASS AND SPOILING HIS OWN FUCKING FINALE #Survivor50
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Jeff Pitman @truedorktimes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
#Survivor50 My Ep12 recap, briefly pleased that it was two clean votes (results notwithstanding), then mostly spiraling in despair at how much production blocked gameplay in the rest of the post merge, which Probst's quotes in Variety in no way improved. www.truedorktimes.com/s50/recaps/e...
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Two down, one to go - Jeff Pitman's Survivor 50, Episode 12 recap/ analysis
After four straight weeks of major, game-disfiguring twists, Episode 12 of Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans finally just let the players play. Normally, starting the actual post-merge portion of ...
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
So anyway here’s how I think Cirie can still win #Survivor50: www.truedorktimes.com/s50/kaiser/e...
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Episode 12 - You say her name, you're cooked | Kaiser Island - Ryan Kaiser's Survivor 50, Episode 12 Power Rankings
It was one last run of Survivor for Cirie, and it's one last power ranking for Ryan. He looks ahead (not forward) to the depleted player pool in the finale, and projects his winner of Survivor 50: In ...
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
How I will be seated for the #Survivor50 finale
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Imagine Joe probably complaining about: Ice in his iced coffee Sand at the beach Gasoline in his car Cheese on his pizza Dogs at a dog park Mickey Mouse at Disney World #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I guess Cirie’s Jedi mind powers only have a limited reach 😔. I need a new hope for #Survivor50 and fast because somehow the leftovers of Coach’s empire have taken command: www.truedorktimes.com/s50/kaiser/e...
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Episode 11 - Seventeen degrees of separation | Kaiser Island - Ryan Kaiser's Survivor 50, Episode 11 Power Rankings
An overpowered twist in Episode 11 of Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans toppled Ryan's previous number one, and elevated a couple of players into new perceived positions of power. Where does the p...
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Jeff Pitman @truedorktimes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
#Survivor50 Here's my recap, about Ozzy and the show itself making unforced errors that screw up their games, and other unrelated stuff like records and fonts and ominous signs for the future: www.truedorktimes.com/s50/recaps/e...
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Unable to get out of one's own way - Jeff Pitman's Survivor 50, Episode 9 recap/ analysis
Episode 11 of Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans featured a Survivor legend who has been around forever once again leaving the game after getting too far ahead of himself and making a crucial gamep...
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Leave Ozzy alone for an afternoon and he gets voted out with an idol in his bag. She deserves better allies #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ozzy trying to strategize #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You’re telling me that there was a twist with the possibility of a rock draw AND a coin flip, and it didn’t screw over Cirie? Maybe #Survivor50 really is the miracle season for her. My latest thoughts and theories: www.truedorktimes.com/s50/kaiser/e...
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Episode 10 - Dopamine rush | Kaiser Island - Ryan Kaiser's Survivor 50, Episode 10 Power Rankings
After an Episode 10 of Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans that served chaos as its main course, rather than the side dish the title advertised, Ryan again has a new leader in his power rankings. Wh...
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Her prize money just got doubled 😍 #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hold up, let’s interrupt the best tribal council in years with these guys #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Mr. Beast #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Joe every time Rick does anything #Survivor50
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Jeff Pitman @truedorktimes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#Survivor50 My Ep9 recap: There were definitely a lot of bad things that happened, but also one really fun thing that's maybe worth repeating. Plus a look at some records being broken: www.truedorktimes.com/s50/recaps/e...
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Into the drink - Jeff Pitman's Survivor 50, Episode 9 recap/ analysis
A half-finished logo of Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans, being dragged to the murky deep by the inexorable weight of a twist to which it's tied? My work is done here, there is no further comment...
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Jimmy was just the Professor Quirrell to Jeff’s Voldemort, but both I consider “He who shall not be named” when it comes to #Survivor50 twists. New(ish) power rankings ahead of a week that I expect to be an ugly beast 🫠: www.truedorktimes.com/s50/kaiser/e...
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Episode 9 - He who shall not be named | Kaiser Island - Ryan Kaiser's Survivor 50, Episode 9 Power Rankings
A celebrity-tagged twist takes out a fan favorite, who is unable to save himself thanks to another celebrity-tagged twist ... so where does that leave us, the fans? Ryan's rankings reflect the shift i...
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
He exists now only in my memory 😢 #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
How did Jimmy Fallon already know they beat Jeff and won rice?? #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Can’t believe she got a shoutout by NAME on #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Me trying to remember when I voted to watch Jeff compete in challenges #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I need it. #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Can’t wait for 2 hours of Mr. Barf 🤮 #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Who will take over now as the new main #Survivor50 antagonist? My money’s on “the fans” who voted for these twists - aka the voices Jeff Probst hears in his own head. Also a new #1 at the top of this week’s power rankings 👀: www.truedorktimes.com/s50/kaiser/e...
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Episode 8 - The heart of the Death Star | Kaiser Island - Ryan Kaiser's Survivor 50, Episode 8 Power Rankings
With two more torches added to the snuff pile in Episode 8, including one inscribed with various Japanese folklore, Ryan reorders the leaderboard for chances of victory in Survivor 50: In the Hands of...
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Jeff Pitman @truedorktimes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
#Survivor50 I realize it's extremely on-brand of me to complain about an episode that everyone liked, but well, that's what I do now, I guess: www.truedorktimes.com/s50/recaps/e...
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To international Survivor, the cause of and solution to all of Survivor 50's problems - Jeff Pitman's Survivor 50, Episode 8 recap/ analysis
Episode 8 of Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans delivered a crowd-pleasing outcome in Coach's exit (finally!), but it did so despite an improved but still-flawed 'new' (to US Survivor) twist, not b...
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Rizo: We love you Dragon Slayer! You changed my life! #Survivor50 Emily:
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The Wardog when he hears his name on #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Cirie getting these people in line after coming BACK across the ocean #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Chrissy telling Coach not to be Coach today #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Good thing Rick made Aubry flush that idol last episode #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Jeff having to explain the voting rules ad nauseam because this twist sucks lol #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Odds on Joe still being dumb enough to try and pitch voting out Tiffany? #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Episode 7: Coach went completely crazy Cirie made me smile That was a real - not a Coach - haiku. New #Survivor50 power rankings after an episode I loved because I love a crash out 😵‍💫💥 www.truedorktimes.com/s50/kaiser/e...
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Episode 7 - He's acting very unhinged | Kaiser Island - Ryan Kaiser's Survivor 50, Episode 7 Power Rankings
Ryan reshuffles the Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans threat deck after an Episode 7 that only barely managed to follow Rizo's advice of keeping the dragon slaying at Tribal Council, instead of in...
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Sitting here in VIP all alone #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is why I will always love this woman 💛 #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Cirie shutting down Joe’s firehouse analogy #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
When someone leaks your totally perfect incredible bulletproof plan #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Emily, Christian, and Ozzy finally winning a team challenge 🥲 #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Cirie telling Steph she won’t tell anyone about her advantage knowing damn well she will #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
“Let’s break up all this messy fighting at camp right now with a journey” Thanks, producers. #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Either Coach can’t count or I don’t think he knows what a haiku is #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Finally some of this energy back on the show 😍 #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Even the boulders look tired from being reused every season #Survivor50
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Ryan Kaiser @ryankaiser.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Back in my day, a merge meant everyone living on one beach. Not 4! I’ve returned after the Red Wedding of #Survivor50 the last 2 weeks and boy was it bloody. My new power rankings headed into what I hope is a real merge episode this week: www.truedorktimes.com/s50/kaiser/e...
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Episode 6 - I'm screwed | Kaiser Island - Ryan Kaiser's Survivor 50, Episode 6 Power Rankings
After a week away, Ryan returns to find his Power Rankings field reduced to just 14 players. Did anyone emerge mostly unscathed from the Blood Moon? Who did the mostliest?
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