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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The Plot: Send military to cities, shoot some pepper spray, taze some folks, whatever it takes to get them to react violently. Then capture the violent response, broadcast it all over FOX News for a week, and then Agent Orange declares cities as warzones and martial law ensues. Midterms cancelled.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
CANCEL YOUR PARAMOUNT PLUS SUBSCRIPTION! They have to know we don't abide by this BS.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
"If global warming is real then why do rich people still buy beach houses?" BEACAUSE THEY CAN AFFORD TO MOVE DINGUS!!!
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
You gotta love that the Trump voters who would never vote for a woman cos "hormones" are now getting the most hormonal administration of our lives, and possibly all of American History :D
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Fun Fact 1: Trumps "Golden Dome" idea is named after the "Iron Dome" in Israel. Fact 2: It is called the "Iron Dome" because Iron is a hard metal and known as such. Fact 3: Gold is one of the softest metals on the periodic table. Therefore, a "golden dome" would be much WEAKER than an Iron one :D
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Income from labor is taxed higher than income from investments. Remember this the next time someone tells you hard work is how you get ahead.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Just heard Steven Miller referred to as "Pee Wee German". Now you have too :D
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Laura Loomer says the new Pope is a Marxist. Wait until she hears about Jesus! :D
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The billionaire corporate media are well aware that the left are a critical bunch that rarely ever agree on anything, and exploit this by exacerbating our differences in a classic divide and conquer strategy. Our mission should be to focus on the things we CAN agree on, thus building a platform.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The US Constitution is a list of HUMAN RIGHTS, not AMERICAN PRIVILEGES. Any human being inside this country falls under it's protection whether they are citizens or not. Many on the other side will try to lie to you about this but it takes 10 seconds to verify.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
America: Where telling the truth is "a hostile and political act".
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Buttigieg all the way. Dude is the best communicator we've had since Obama, and in many ways even better. Forget policy. We get 10% of what we want if we're lucky anyway. Communication and messaging has always been the left's weakness and Pete just gets it.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"See you guys don't get it! Trump is playing 3D Chess! He was playing 4D Chess last week but it has since lost 25% of it's total value and is down to 3D this week" :D
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Congressional Legislation Idea: Force all Executive Orders to be enacted for no less than one year, with any premature cancellation leading to the loss of the president's ability to issue any more EOs for a period of no less than one year. Force them to mean what they say!
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Pump and dump is apparently the new normal, 90 days and we get to experience this week all over again. How tf this is not super illegal is beyond me.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Saw the perfect clapback today: Trans people make up 1 percent of the population. Rich people also make up 1 percent of the population. Some of you are worried about the wrong 1%.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The biggest issue from the latest display of ineptitude from this admin is not that a reporter was accidentally included in a classified group chat discussing military maneuvers in Yemen; it is that the unapproved and not secure app "Signal" was the method of communication in the first place. Morons
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Dems should be pushing on the flip flopping. Run ads juxtaposing Trump saying Electic Vehicles are trash next to him selling Teslas on the White House lawn. Run ads where he talks crap about China next to him saying how much he gets along with Xi. The flip flopping is an opening!
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This greasy scumbucket is the same one that introduced legislation to make "Trump Derangement Syndrome" a clinical diagnosis. Dirty scummy mfs
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Lest we forget: the man claiming you can't pardon people using Autopen is the same man who claimed he could declassify documents just by "thinking" they are declassified.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Empathy is only weakness in the company of snakes.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Elon Musk....Elion Musk...Elien Musk...Alien Musk...Alien Mask #conspiracythursday
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
We are witnessing in real time just how Trump bankrupted those casinos.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"Eggs are expensive because all the chickens are in Congress"-Anonymous Interneter
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
One of the things that soothes me is knowing that half the country can't tell the difference between transgenic and transgender. The smart people will win in the end. It's how humans got to the top of the food chain in the first place.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The Fentanyl crisis in America can not be properly addressed without addressing the demand side of the equation. We tried "Just Say No" and the people said yes anyway. We need rehab facilities and we need them en masse.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
After the Jerry Springer episode in the Oval Office today, we can stick a fork in the Trans-Atlantic relationship. We're done. Calling it now, WW3 in 10 years, if that.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
www.semafor.com/article/02/2...
semafor.com
American business leaders are turning on Trump — fast
Biden-era regulations are still standing, and new ideologically driven crackdowns and market-roiling policies are being piled on. The MAGA vibes are fading.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/u...
nytimes.com
DOGE Quietly Deletes the 5 Biggest Spending Cuts It Celebrated Last Week
The cuts, highlighted on an earlier version of the “wall of receipts” posted by Elon Musk’s team, contained mistakes that vastly inflated the amount of money saved.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
What is currently happening globally looks very much like the realignment of global power into 3 superstates (USA, Russia, China) totally akin to Orwell's 1984, in which the planet was in a state of perpetual war between, you guessed it, 3 superstates (Oceania, Eurasia, Eastasia).
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
"As democracy is perfected the office represents more and more closely the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron"-HL Mencken
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Elon Musk didn't start carrying his kid around on his shoulders until Luigi which means he's using his own son as a literal human shield. #talkingpoints
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"The only Gulf of America is the space between Donald Trump's ears" - Anonymous
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I say this as someone who has always hated guns: It's time for us to arm ourselves.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Protesters are burning effigies of Trump in India. Next time a Trumper tells you we're "respected" in the world, show them the video.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Trump wants to "eradicate Anti-Xtian bias". Please remind his followers that Jesus would never cut off funding to children in poor countries, which is exactly what Trump has done with USAID.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The scheme to remove the Dept. of Education is obvious. In order to solidify the working class citizen as a dependable Republican vote they must be uneducated. The critical thinking part of the brain must be eradicated among the proletariat for the right wing to entrench itself. Resist!
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The Deepseek AI reveal had to have been timed to coincide with Trump's announcement of Huge Taxpayer investment in American AI companies. Remind his followers that he was played yet again by China, and all that taxpayer money he announced would be nearly a waste at this point.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
When someone tries to say Colombia backing down on refusing deportees is a Victory for Trump, remind them that This was Trump's problem to begin with, and all we get from this is another country to add to the list of countries that hate us now. Bullying people into submission is never a "win".
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
When someone tries to be a transphobic smartass and say to you "What is a Woman?" just reply "What is a Gender?" They will try to say something about having a penis or vagina, to which you reply "Do bathrooms have penises? Do clothes? Do McDonalds Toys? They are all gendered items are they not?"
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Trump boasting about AI investment as if it's not going to kill millions of jobs. Don't let them get away with it! Call it out! Every time you see people celebrating investment in AI REMIND THEM what it will do to their job!
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It was just a joke y'all. See it all started when Elon and the gang were backstage drinking some white wine... (heavy sarcasm)
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Right Wingers be like "Lets do a Civil War since we got all the guns" First off, we got guns too ;) Secondly, we already found yalls weakness. We just release some Measles or Polio into the water :D we vaccinate, they take Ivermectin, and we see who wins :D
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Wild to watch Marjorie Taylor Greene simultaneously be as transphobic as she is while also giving off huge amounts of masculine energy.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Elon Musk vows to deeply cut much needed services for poor and working class people...*crickets* Elon Musk exposed as fake gamer...everyone loses their minds. American Culture, ladies and gentlemen.
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Trump was sentenced to Unconditional Discharge which oddly enough is also why he wears those diapers. :D
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
George H. W. Bush: Read My Lips, NO NEW TAXES Donald Trump: Read My Lips, TONS OF NEW TAXES, TARIFF IS MY FAVORITE WORD IN THE DICTIONARY!
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ryanhansen503.bsky.social @ryanhansen503.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Last month of Biden Admin: 256k jobs added; unemployment at 4.1%, wages up 3.9% over 12 months, inflation at 2.7% annually. For posterity.
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