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Ryan Germann

@ryangermann.bsky.social
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Canadian pragmatic progressive. gay cisgender male he/him/his. Don't follow if you can't abide "eff your feelings" progressive attitudes. You may be appalled at some point. 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚛️ p.s. that pic is 30 years old, but I like it.

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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 13h
That is what some are interpreting his buffoonish inarticulate statement as, and it's tiring, because what we all know about Trump is he thinks everyone should be GRATEFUL, he was angling for "how'd you like it if LA or SD was wiped out? Inflation is a small price to pay! THANK me!"
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 13h
Burn it.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 13h
AI is no threat to anyone if it can't generate what actually intelligent humans think of when prompted "create a disco song audio file in the style of the village people with lyrics about teabagging" and what it generates is in the realm of "beep beep boop".
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 13h
This stuff should be funded from national not regional coffers and I agree 100%
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 14h
That taboo never existed. I think it was meant as 'if I speak ill of a horrible person who died, their horrible allies will speak ill of my loved ones who die: but I don't care what they think so fuck was that dead guy ever a sack of shit.'
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 14h
If someone is willing to risk their livelihood, next Trump rally MUST play "Baby Got Back" as he walks on stage.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 14h
State governors better be ready to call up their national guard.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 15h
She needs to make better life choices like not taking a job in Toronto.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 19h
If we can't deport traitors, can we at least discuss the option of public beatings?
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't understand why the Australian government / military doesn't just wipe out all of these "consensual gay sex" convictions, 100% of them, immediately, without the veteran or their advocate having to fill out a fucking form.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was gonna send you on a trip to "Jackson Christ"'s Bluesky but there is barely a single "SFW" pic on there.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I interpreted his word salad as "high cost of living is worth it so Iran doesn't get a nuke to destroy LA or San Diego, you progressives should be THANKING me I SAVED you." He's a child rapist, an inarticulate buffoon, liar, crook, and human garbage, but he did not ADVOCATE for nuking LA or SD.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stellar cast! - Richard Kind - Dave Foley - Julia Louis Dreyfus - PHYLLIS FRIKKIN' DILLER - Hayden Panettiere (5 years old!) :-( - Jonathan Harris - David Hyde-Pierce - Bonnie Hunt - Madeline Kahn! - Dennis Leary - Brad Garrett - RODDY MCDOWELL - David L Lander - Edie McClurg - John Ratzenburger
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I try: "What part of 'The United States federally is a two-party system!' don't you dolts understand???" Then they call me various names and accuse me of being anti-trans anti-Palestine misogynistic antisemitic fascist and pro-genocide all at once.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The "both sides are the same" folks who didn't vote and somehow think they hold some moral high ground are the TRULY insufferable ones.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Time to buy shares in "whatever company makes price signs for gas stations that have four digits for amounts over $10 per gallon".
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's "A Bug's Life" and Kevin Spacey being one of the lead voices may have something to do with it but it is GREAT.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It would be cute if Dems put forth a super progressive for leader, and Repubs support them because they think it will sabotage the Dems.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The "single reason" is "no, stupids, you don't get to take all the oil fields with you unless you want to go to actual war and plenty of patriotic Canadians are happy to jab you in the ass with a pitchfork if you try that so sit down."
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because then they go on a rampage and break Harrison Ford's fingers and make a moving speech about tears in the rain and it's all very sad.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But they won the midterms against him.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tracey Ullman's version of the song did it justice I think. It's great.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He watched Contact while sunsetting and thinks Talarico is from Vega.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tell that to people thinking of voting for Jill Stein and you'll get blocked.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I bought one of those boxes of 90 "Cadbury" hallowe'en treats and it was 90% Wunderbar and I feel like I hit the jackpot!
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Jesus of MY dreams is hairy from head to toe.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I know Jesus was a manly man because I could taste the pheromones it when he t-bagged me."
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does the statute allow for suing the OFFICERS from their PERSONAL ASSETS? If not, I don't see how this will do anything to stop anyone from continuing to do this stuff. Officers need to be stripped of personal immunity. If they take the job and do crime, they should lose their homes.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like there's some kind of pun / wordplay involved, but I lack context. Can someone take all the fun out of it and explain?
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He thinks we behave badly NOW? We're not even TRYING.
Photo of the comic book villain "The Joker" with the text caption "Wait 'till they get a load of me."
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Do you know about fans? They're things that blow the air. So we're going to get fans, lots of fans, the best fans, we make the best fans in America, and we're going to point them all at Russia. It was my idea to point the ones in the west toward Russia the short way, rather than the long way."
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Important! Whenever Trump talks about taking over the sovereign territory of another country, and he talks about "cherishing" the people of that territory, he is lying. 100% he would rather they all vanished into ash than have to deal with them. He ONLY wants the resources. That is all.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Skydance" sounds super gay.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Waiting for RFKjr. to get a GOOD DEEP INHALE of that and decline antibiotics. Look, RFKjr: how will you get stronger if you don't TEST yourself. Pete Hegseth can be your wingman on this one.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Absolutely, every sea anemone that ever existed is more intelligent than any Trump voter if we judge solely on the "did or didn't vote for Trump" metric, 100% agree.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The tell that it's AI-assisted-HARP post is that isn't lousy with block upper case.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are you saying there are ZERO stupid sea anemones? I'm ONLY talking about the stupidest ones. I should have been more specific. I'm sure there are many very smart sea anemones.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Out of respect for the candidate, I deleted my post, but COME ON.
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Dr. Amy Acton @amyactonoh.bsky.social · 1h
As a doctor, I’ve spent my career with Ohioans on some of the hardest days of their lives.

The last thing anyone should worry about in those moments is whether or not they can afford the care they need. 1/2

Dr. Amy Acton  @amyactonoh.bsky.social · 1h
That’s why, as governor, I will expand access to Medicaid and lower the cost of healthcare bills for Ohioans. 2/2

Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social - 46s
After all, they are all our children, and only have one life to live, and we don't want them to end up in general hospital.

I'm sorry, I know you are earnestly trying to win an election, but I absolutely could not resist.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even for those who don't vote for him, if they gain a bit of 'tolerance' and aren't totally closed minded to the policies he supports and the results he gets is a good thing. If he wins they will see him on the news and maybe watch instead of turning the channel.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every interview with Abdul probably needs to have a "time index for when they asked about Hasan Piker, and how long they persisted before moving on to other topics." if those values are not {NULL} I won't bother watching.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sounds like Ukraine has their next target.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the response to Trump saying "you are fake news" should be the reporter saying "you're a liar and child rapist". no hesitation. No pause. Loud enough for ALL the microphones to pick up.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I hear that Marjorie Taylor Greene is now 'left-wing' so see if she can come along and lend your mean-spirited ignorant turd of a mouthpiece some 'legitimacy'."
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He eventually blocked me too, I guess because after I muted him and he was ranting into the void and I didn't reply, he "took his ball and went home" so to speak.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So much of the BS you HATE is imaginary. Being angry all the time at everything must be exhausting. I'm so glad I'm not you.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thing 1 & Thing 2: acolytes of evil.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If pandering to theists who are otherwise not evil people is what it takes to get them to vote for Democrats, well, I don't like it, but keeping fascists out of power and enacting a whole SLEW of legislative reforms is too important to not do it.
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I honestly think he means well, but we were talking about "lying" and he pivots to "using bots" so I think we were talking about two different things, but anyway, although the weight on your soul for being blocked may be too much to bear, do try to carry on, you are loved (probably) 😀
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump thinks Talarico is an alien from "Vega". That makes as much sense as anything else he says.
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