ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 24/04/2026just when i think i've figured out the entenmanns donut box 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Pro tip: instead of Botox, be dead inside until your 40s. Much more natural 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Crushing to see such a genuinely good dude just overtaken by pure evil. They laughed and clapped and counted the bullet holes. Fuck ice 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Fuck ai. why would I want to code using a middleman that's worse at coding than I am? That's right I'm the greatest of all time, at pressing keyboard keys the best way 010
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Catchphrase idea: cherry For something extra cool Kinda like it's the cherry on top, except you would be caught dead saying it 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Damnnn major L from Jon Stewart here, God. The king has fallen. you don't platform intolerance c'mon man there's just no good that will come of ityoutu.beJon Stewart defends Joe Rogan 😳🤔YouTube video by Joke WRLD 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Where's waldo single handedly ruined the red and white stripe shirt 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 04/11/2024If people were like dogs you could talk to them when they're sleeping and they'd just wake up and come over and smile at you 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 20/03/2024what in the h is this short, unwrapped rolo my wife just got out of the bag 100
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 13/03/2024the xylophone players on survivor reunion are enjoying it a little too much if you ask me 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 05/03/2024"first they came for the incels, but i was not an incel so i did not speak out" 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 05/03/2024all is going according to plan. death to the infidels! oops meant for someone else, my love 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 05/03/2024oral b boardroom: we need the number to go up on electric toothbrushes steve: i hear ai is big jim: ai in a toothbrush? lol boss: jim you're fired boss: *stares at steve* steve: gulp 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 01/03/2024you think you know where all your salivary glands are? think again 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 01/03/2024in survivor when the last 3 reminisce about the others and drop a paddle in the ocean for each one, sucks to be the guy who has to go back in the ocean and get them all 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 24/02/2024note: rename subway to submarine way optionally, submarine sandwich way 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 23/02/2024my brother said he wanted 3 kids and then he had 1 kid and was like I'm not having any more kids 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 16/02/2024why are girls still called babes but we're no longer calling dudes hunks?? 100
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 09/02/2024hey all, new here and looking to make a splash. any tips 000
ryan @ryanellsworth.bsky.social · 08/02/2024just do the steve jobs method and eat a turtleneck each day 040
