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@ryancraig.bsky.social
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UT Austin alum 🤘 / ᏣᎳᎩ citizen ⚪️🟠⭐

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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is it fairly safe to say this team has had basically one (1) quarter of really good, soild offensive play this year? I think maybe so! (this includes UTSA, probably excludes Texas State tho)
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
he's getting closer to the Andy Griffith in A FACE IN THE CROWD
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not even a Falconigami
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the lesson as always is Never Tweet (or if you do, Tweet Delete on the reg) no tweet is ever that important to hold on to
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me too!
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
he's not on the ballot. only thing that matters. the cult is not transferable at all, this has been proven repeatedly
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
is this Q about the federal Senate or individual state Senates
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
good lord how is a farm state like Iowa only 50% lol
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my god this really is the most Bluesky thread ever, that guy's right
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
shut up nerd
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he was always gonna fuck up a lot of shit. the war was just icing on the cake.
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anyways any day Senator-future-Governor Amy Klobuchar is busting ineffectual GOP balls is a good day in my humble opinion
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Gameshow Contestant Answers 'What'
ALT: Gameshow Contestant Answers 'What'
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fish stinks from the head, always
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
better change the funding mechanisms for social security/pension systems around the world while you're at it then
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if they were smart (they're not) they would just put this guy in bubble wrap until E Day and just hope the money works (it won't)
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I see some things never change and probably never will change (<Insert thing representing progress we don't agree with> IS COMMUNISM)
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The wheels, they be falling off of both aggy and ou #hookem
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Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
ALT: Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah this guy's trying too hard
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
clearly almost nappy time
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Few things more hilarious than explaining for three minutes that audio issues might arise because of Secret Service...and then audio issues arise immediately #hookem
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Time to kill it
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sort of dawns on me now that September truly has it all: a day to celebrate (9/25 Dolly Day, today), a day to mourn (9/11), and a day to laugh (9/10)
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ryan @ryancraig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
did he just make a poopy again
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