Sign in

feral cross racer

@ryanbonick.com
2.8K followers 761 following 6.3K posts

bikes, housing, house music boulder CO ryanbonick.com BIKETHREAD bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oswfohudo7… i make music here: cirtamoa.bandcamp.com/music

PostsRepliesMedia
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 29/09/2026
from @sickofwolves.bsky.social on the old place
NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) tweet:

I HOPE THIS E-MAIL DOES NOT FIND YOU
I HOPE YOUR CHAIR HAS GROWN OVER WITH MOSS
I HOPE A PLEASANT BUT UNOBSERVED BEAM OF LIGHT HITS YOUR DESK PERFECTLY THROUGH THE COLLAPSED CEILING
I HOPE THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING

10:35 AM Feb 1, 2021
050
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 20/09/2026
got to race go karts at COTA for a bach weekend…. 8th in quali but i managed to get 2nd in the real race
circuit of the americas grandstand buildingselfie in a go kart with a helmet on and giving the peace sign
271
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 08/09/2026
what i wore on my bike (ok, last friday) there is nothing better than suns out, guns and thighs out riding my ebike around town!
riding my specialized globe haul at with a black tank top, black cutoff jorts, and a backpack
140
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 07/09/2026
i miss the late 10s santa cruz stigmata so much, this one inspired my own cx bike's paint job
santa cruz stigmata bike in blue / yellow red
161
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 07/09/2026
SQUIDCROSS
custom painted squidcross bicycle with red / blue / yellow paint on the frame and bright red bar tape. there are bunny decals on the rims, red in the front and blue in the back
140
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 05/09/2026
130
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 05/09/2026
130
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 05/09/2026
teammate even got some videos!
110
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 05/09/2026
cx update: 2nd!
podium: i am on the second step (they’re barrels) and grinning widely in my grvl dnkys bike kit, dark teal to black fade
1160
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 30/08/2026
oh and cross teammate got a great vid of me coming over the top of 2 masters (i think this was the elimination race)
050
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 30/08/2026
good day at the track, picked up 2/1/1 finishes helps to only have 3 racers in m4/5, one of whom was racing for the first time? but still feel good about outracing some masters too 😂 (5/1/1? on the overall w all the racers in the B group, which was masters, woman [singular sadly], and men’s 4/5)
podium shot of boulder valley velodrome. i’m on the top step in a hot pink kit and a huge grin
2120
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 26/08/2026
dolly parton and tim curry??
capt: what a week huh?
tintin: captain it’s wednesday
0143
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 16/08/2026
wife got me some sickkkk earrings for bday
dangly earrings, triangle at the top then a long chain down to a little pendant a couple inches lower
120
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 14/08/2026
facebook meme: marked safe from stupid impulse bike purchase Today
130
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 07/08/2026
please enjoy an apparent mayoral candidate "Jamo" talking about one of the 3 issues listed on his website: parking ("a fundamental human right")
Jamo for Boulder Mayor

Parking

I, Jameson Goldstein, believe that parking is a fundamental human right. Many Boulder citizens agree that the parking situation in Boulder is one of the greatest daily challenges, especially for students, with some citizens calling it “aggressive” and one student describing it as “something that has ruined my day countless times.” 
Boulder’s parking operations fall under the Downtown and University Hill Management Division (Parking Services), which operates as an enterprise fund supported by user fees rather than general tax dollars. This incentivizes confusing, aggressive, and annoying parking policies for profit. 
Did you know?

The city of Boulder is currently owed roughly $4,500,000 in unpaid parking citations.
780
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 31/07/2026
final results! me def not in first lol
Overall Race
1 - 11486
RoadRunner, David Caress

2 - 7533
Aqua Zoomba, Mr Pink

3 - 6991
Heritage Trees, James

4 - 6812
Domestiquated Men, Baby MVDP

5 - 6301
biekrs of d00m xD, Ryan Ja Bike
000
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 27/07/2026
bad drawing of the move. i wanna emphasize this was at a RED LIGHT on a 50mph highway crossing!!
bad drawing of the path a car took on google maps. they go in the right turn lane, jump straight across the crosswalk, into the slip lane of the right turn of the perpendicular road, across the road and back to the highway, instead of just fucking turning left
121
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 27/07/2026
ok i already have too many speedos for a straight dude who doesn’t swim but also, this is fucking hilarious and i want one. speedo… bello….
minions x speedo swim brief, styled like jeans
110
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 26/07/2026
race updates (colorado state track champs). i’m in pink - got 2nd!
me smiling in 2nd on the podium :/photo of a car w 105F temp reading
5282
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 25/07/2026
ayyyy it arrived!
war on cars keychain on a nite ize carabiner with some bike lock keys on the chain
2251
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 23/07/2026
chat is red good
$GOOG stock tracker, it is down -20.87 / -6.10% today to $321.04
030
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 18/07/2026
naming him “Tim Curry” was a fantastic choice. from my mom:
Today 12:29 PM
Good luck finding a forever home for Tim today!
020
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 13/07/2026
travel day for me but i got to try a jibarito which was a fucking banger
a jibarito sandwich: chicken, lettuce, cheese, avocado, tomato. instead of bread there’s fried plantains flattened
150
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 11/07/2026
lfggggg
 bottle of barrel aged malort
240
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 09/07/2026
told a friend about radial cycling
me: my buddy built an app called radial cycling that has a live activity for ios showing where they were in the stage!

unnamed response: Nice it's great. Easier to follow than some of the sites I use
130
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 08/07/2026
we started fostering this week and it's not going so well (we want to keeeeep him)
tim curry, a white mini poodle, with his mouth wide open and tongue flopping
1231
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 07/07/2026
this is a joke btw i been riding my bike plenty. check out this video of me racing track this past weekend!!
5181
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 05/07/2026
standings after the first stage! me in first :D
Overall Race (position, points, team name, team owner)
1
240

biekrs of d00m xD
Ryan Ja Bike

2
220

Heritage Trees
James

3
100

Aqua Zoomba
Mr Pink

4
95

Domestiquated Men
Baby MVDP

5
90

RoadRunner
David Caress
210
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 01/07/2026
man it’s a real shame pheidippides didn’t have a bike when he was rushing from marathon
bike computer showing 26.2mph
010
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 28/06/2026
denver pride was lots of fun, loved seeing everyone all decked out in their own way!
selfie w peace sign. i’ve got a trans inclusive pride flag bandana tied around my neck and a gray cropped tee reading “protect [and defend] trans kids” with trans color tigers. i’m also wearing blue pit vipers and short (we are talking daisy duke level) cutoff jortsa car decked out in rainbows turns off the end of the denver pride parade. there’s tons of people hanging off the parking garage in the background, some with pride flags
0141
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 28/06/2026
this is just straight up lies
sign reading stop trump republican gerrymandering sign here
010
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 24/06/2026
happy bike to work day!!!!
a huge crowd outside a hotel, most with bikesa few tables for boulder mountain bike alliance and people getting food etc from themcoworking space Kiln and some bikes in frontsmiling selfie - pink glitter on my cheeks
0130
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 05/06/2026
these predate the ads but are still quite recent
me smiling in a slutty lil linen tank and some short shorts w black & white checkerboard and pink flowers on top of the checkerboard
000
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 13/05/2026
there is no higher honor than being granted the privilege of grill daddy at your (male) buddy’s house
some burgers and italian sausage on a grill, with a pabst blue ribbon can being held by my other hand
091
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 12/05/2026
work is also matching this!
$26.13 donation to Chicago Abortion Fund - thank you email
100
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 29/04/2026
1 very stupid person on the wrong bike for the conditions (it's me, and that's the point of cyclocross)
140
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 28/04/2026
ok not to be rude or anything but i think white sox fans need this *so much more* than cubs fans
a white felt baseball cap with a blue brim. there's a small blue chicago cubs logo on the side, and teh front has text reading "take care of your mental health"
120
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 12/04/2026
adding in my 52mi (following mostly the old boulder roubaix route!)
strava share screen: boulder roubaix ish?
distance 52.02 mi
time: 3h 12m
elev gain: 1,598ft
bad bike cockpit photo, one hand on the bars and a dirt road stretching into the distance ending in mountains. the bike has bright red bar tape, a silver stem, and red white and blue on the frame
092
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 10/04/2026
sometimes i love reddit
a post on r/boulder: 
title: Just saw Police take down a guy on the mall. What happened?
description: Right at the courthouse at the Buff store. It looked rough.

top comment: You witnessed it and then came to reddit to ask what happened?

second comment: Sounds like police took down a guy in the mall. Wild.
reply to second comment: Yep, it was right at the courthouse at the Buff store. It looked rough.
150
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 27/03/2026
holy fuck this is such a game changer omg, trip downtown was ezpz (other than cold hands lol)
extremely qt specialized haul st in white locked up at a bike rack
8705
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 06/03/2026
question: how many Rs are in strawberry, and also why did dad leave and never come back?

answer: There are 0 milks in stmilkawbemilkmilkberry, so your dad decided to get some. The r shop is very far away
000
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 06/03/2026
your ai slop bores me
> write fanfic of kissinger finally meeting Death
Kissinger: hello death
Death: hello.. Uh, wanna... Kissinger these lips
Kissinger: sure I guess
Mfgggfhgdhggg
0122
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 13/02/2026
lol after 6 unanswered emails he finally figured it out
screenshot of an email with a "why is this in spam? you have blocked [address redacted]". email reads: "hello ryan, are these emails going to your spam?"
180
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 10/02/2026
putting drafts to good work already
drafts:
one draft reading “can we get the person who invented gogurt a nobel prize already?”
020
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 27/01/2026
lmao what sort of california bullshit is this 😂 from our trip to the mountains over the weekend:
a car dashboard showing -18F as the outside temp
110
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 20/01/2026
i already bought my buzz rickson x william gibson ma-1 (from pattern recognition, but postdates that bc BR didn't actually make it in black as that wasn't an authentic color, then after the book came out they collaborated w/ gibson on it bc they got slammed with requests for the nonexistent black)
a black ma-1 jacket by buzz rickson (old school repro clothing maker) in collaboration with william gibson after he mentioned an all black one in his novel Pattern Recognition but they didn't actually make one so Buzz Rickson kept getting calls from people trying to buy it and they were so confused until finally someone explained why and they were like dope let's collaborate on making one. 

it's my grail jacket sorry not sorry.
050
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 20/01/2026
perma-relevant
simpsons screenshot: democratic convention with banners reading "we hate life and ourselves" and "we can't govern"
020
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 13/01/2026
sunset today was on point
a beautiful sunset with a swath of red-orange clouds
010
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 17/12/2025
Google: Here's your incognito mode rewind! 

Let's take a look at what you got up to when you thought no one was watching!
0102
feral cross racer @ryanbonick.com · 11/12/2025
should move to *checks notes* boulder colorado?!
weather screenshot showing high 50s to 60 highs all week in boulder
010