Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 19hScream it from the rooftops. drjaredwesley.substack.com/p/this-isnt-... 1137
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Oilers have emailed an old account I used with them twice this week trying to sell tickets. One email even offered to book a call. Meanwhile Ticketmaster's showing plenty of empty seats for opening night. Guess a decade of squeezing fans for every penny finally caught up. 3175
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026From Elections Alberta on Tuesday. www.elections.ab.ca/resources/me... 240
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Now that I’ve opened the envelope, I have questions about the declaration. I have to declare that I’m unable to vote in person? That’s not a requirement anymore. And it contradicts information from Elections Alberta from this week. And, admittedly less important, why is 2 there twice? 212
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My mail in ballot arrived today. Hopefully there’s a “fuck off with your stupid referendum” box I can check that counts as no to every question. 1415
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Walks into the record store. Employee: Hey, is there anything I can help you with? Me: No. Thanks, though. Just browsing, not looking for any — That. I want that. 030
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My solar panels tell me there wasn’t a cloud in the sky today. 030
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026At the last game Quinn crushed a giant pickle. This time, a glass of Clamato. And another pickle. She doesn’t know it yet, but this kid is going to love Caesars. 0140
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026And then there's this. Absolutely perfect. No notes. 340
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I'd love to see the Minister back this up with examples. Maybe start by clarifying what "proper consultation" looks like. Were they installed without proper consultation, or were they installed in neighbourhoods where some residents opposed them? Those are two very different claims. 110
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026There are some terrible sports columnists out there. But Cathal Kelly is in a league all his own. 392
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Beautiful night for some baseball. Still 20 minutes to first pitch. Might have to get myself a second hotdog. Feels like a three or four hotdog night. 190
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026My home insurance really want me to know there’s a storm. 320
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 24/06/2026First day of kindergarten and last day of Grade 6 for Maëlle (right). So much has changed since that first day, but one thing hasn’t: Quinn by her side. 091
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I’ve got four extra tickets to the Elks/Alouettes game this afternoon. Free to a good home. You’ll have to supply your own rain gear though. Shoot me a message if you’re interested. 121
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 15/06/2026A sunny Sunday at the ballpark is about as good as it gets. 030
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The Oilers continue to look like a desperate, unserious organization. It’s far from the biggest issue with their decision-making structure, but I had forgotten Katz’s kid has a role with the team. That detail says a lot. oilersnation.com/news/stauffe... 171
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 07/06/2026These came out really well. No pictures after this point, so you’ll just have to imagine them: half covered in a soy ginger sauce, Quinn’s choice, and half in honey mustard, Maëlle’s choice. I tapped out after 24 wings. Had to save some room for beer. 1100
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I now have a pretty good idea of how many wings I can fit on this grill. 150
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Smoked chicken wings to go with Elks season opener tonight? You bet. Thinking about it now, 60 wings might be too much for the four of us, but if I have to eat two dozen or more to finish them off, that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. 3100
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Got in a bike ride around Canmore this afternoon with Maëlle and Quinn. Followed by a refreshing flight of sodas for some and beer for others. 150
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I grill year-round, but it’s definitely more enjoyable when the weather is nice. Meaning, no snow. Tonight was pork tenderloin and asparagus. I sliced the tenderloin thin and turned it into sliders. One of the few meals both girls ask for on repeat. The sliders, not the asparagus. 150
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 22/05/20267 km in under an hour, about five minutes faster than usual. Beautiful night for a walk. Still incredibly angry, but at least I’m angry with a personal best. 170
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026150k minutes might send like a lot, but it works out to just under 105 days. Which is … a lot. 130
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Facebook never disappoints. A Councillor makes a simple post about safety measures near a school and someone immediately complains that “all-way stop” is a woke term. 231
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Because I kind of hate myself, I thought I'd check out what a buyout of Tristan Jarry would look like. And now I'm wondering if it's bad when 3 of the 12 most popular buyout searches are players on your favourite team. 571
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Next year will only be McDavid’s 12th in the league. No rush. A little more thumb twiddling and the solution should magically appear any day now. 171
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 01/05/2026That didn’t feel like a period where you should give up three goals. 360
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 29/04/2026A win is a win, but that third period was pretty ugly. Actually pretty much everything after the fourth goal was ugly. 030
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Big time flashbacks after than Ducks power play goal. I think I was holding my breath until Draisaitl restored the three goal lead. 150
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I can't help but wonder how many of the over $150k but struggling to meet expenses group that would vote to separate also believe that people with less have it “too easy” or just aren’t working hard enough. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... 4104
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Maybe the Oilers consider coming back to life in the second period. 210
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Looks like I was right. Since the start of the 2022 playoffs, the Oilers have lost 11 games in which they've scored 4 or more goals. The rest of the NHL has 22 losses combined. I do appreciate seeing LA with the second most losses. A result of playing Edmonton over and over and over. 3156
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Ingram was great in the first period and dog shit in the third. 040
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Definitely not a defensive battle out there tonight. 120
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 17/04/2026A birthday present from Team Redhead. Just the glass. Didn’t come with any beer unfortunately. Had to sort that out myself. 260
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Didn’t expect to a post from Kevin Lowe on LinkedIn about Chris Pronger’s version of events but 2026 is just full of surprises. 8136
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Oilers vs Seattle tonight with Maëlle. Pregame drinks and dinner at Campio. Her choice. The hibiscus lemonade is always a hit. A tasty drink that’s also pink, that’s the best case scenario. 040
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Doing some future meal planning during tonight’s game. We’re going to catch a couple game in July but it’s never too soon to start thinking about ballpark food. 150
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 25/03/2026“No matter how good you are, you’re going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are, you’re going to win one-third of your games. It’s the other third that makes the difference.” - Tommy Lasorda This prediction has the Rockies winning exactly one-third of their games. 140
Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I’ve done a few 12+ hour drives, but according to Google this 2023 trip from Edmonton to Buffalo, WY stands as my longest single-day drive. 030