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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈

@ryanando.bsky.social
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Scottish Septum Gay with a number of tattoos. Glasses wearer. Singer/songwriter in absolutely no professional capacity. Artsy and craftsy around once a year. Haver of MS. 🎉⬅️'scumbag leftist'⬅️🎉 (he/him/hey) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️👓🦄🎸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 My only other social is YouTube: @Ryanando

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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 6h
Oh yes, might have to read it first haha
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 16h
Finished The Shining and very much enjoyed it so we watched the movie tonight (first time for me) and 😬 ok I guess. They really did Dick dirty! Do I go for overload and watch the miniseries now too? #booksky Vs #filmsky
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 22h
Some light coffee crema, pinky beige and some dark navy added. Inching very close to having the tree on this panel DONE and my brain is STRUGGLING #artsky
All three panels together on the ground with new colours added to the right most panel. An abstract colourful tree with branches stemming off into the other panels against a blue sky with white puffy clouds.A close up of the rightmost panel, the gaps are almost filled in.
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The nanobots are in their brain. They ate the donuts that a computer licked. The alien slugs have infested their bodies. I could go on? 😂
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Since it's October I'm recalling some Halloween burlesque moments and two of them involved me being slathered in red food made to look like gore/blood. One I had my heart ripped out and the other I chopped off a performers head with an axe and eating her brains. Very sexy. Happy spooky season!
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Lu Nascimento @lunascimento.art · 01/10/2026
Oh! Forgot to share here Mini tour of the "dogs sleeping" section of a sketchbook of mine :')
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's really cute 🥰🥺
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Please ma'am, may I eat your child?"
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah well my husband cuts my toast in triangles on days he knows I'm on the struggle bus 😳😭🥰
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a fucking lifesaver for a blocked nose, I love it, it is bae.
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know you're not in the UK but they coopted the rainbow lanyards to be NHS supportive rather than LGBT supportive and a SOME of bigots now wear the rainbow ones here and it's one of the things that annoyed me most about the whole general public response to COVID.
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Perhaps it's that a lot of work expects too much of people and generally relies on making people feel like they are being sensitive and weak and useless when actually you're a human being who deserves respect and love and support?
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I used to decide care charges for a living and honestly some of the poshest houses had the lowest finances because they've never had help, never claimed benefits, had to sell off everything they owned.
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They could always sell the £1million house and then.............. Have nowhere to live unless they move to a completely different area with zero support network in their 70s? Yes not everyone in a 1m house is poor. Yes, some are and it's not as easy as just sell up or remortgage at that point. 🤷
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok so the silver is popping more now that it's dry/ daytime but it's still an absolute bastard to paint with. I have added some in and am going to move on to some lighter colours now #artsky
A canvas with a colourful tree against a blue sky with lil pops of silver now added
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very almost finished The Shining and definitely cried at the two kind men helping Halloran get back to the hotel just because they can. Everyone else is so terrible in this story their small kindnesses really killed me 😂😭 #booksky
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
20 days and I've almost got the right most panel half finished 😂
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girls, we discovered we are not a fan of the silver currently. Things may change in the actual daylight but for now it does not spark joy. More warm grey has been added and I may have to mix up something a bit more beige as well. #boringcolours #artsky
Full piece on the floor under my offices horrid orangey light because it's night timeRightmost panel in a slightly less orange lightPanel under a white light looking a lot more poppy.
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Afraid you're going to have to TRY to be less hot if you want that room to cool down 🤷 law of thermodynamics or something.
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tbh no it's against every fibre of my being BUT a 6k wage rise would cure me for a few days 😂 IF I EVEN GET ANYWHERE NEAR IT 😂
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's cute that you think I have the patience 😂🥰
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wellllllll tomorrow is pay day and I have been squirreling away so....... It's happening anyway haha
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uncertain but it's a hell of a wage rise and my CV fits it perfectly 😬
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excuse me while I scream, I just applied for a job?!? WHEN I DON'T NEED TO APPLY FOR A JOB?!?!! WHAT EVEN AM I?!?
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Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So I can ✨sell them to people✨ and ✨monetise my hobbies✨ and ✨retire with a passive income from one scanned painting✨ is that really too much to ask? Lol
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you, my brain is slowly figuring it out as I'm going 😂 who knows maybe I'll try and scan it in somewhere to make a print of it when I'm done (I will not, that's a lot of effort!)
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The thing about doing an abstract painting is that I suddenly realised I have no idea what trees even look like any more, so off to the park to remind myself and take exactly 43 reference photos to stress over later.
A bearded man with a septum peircing stands in a park with the sun and tall trees behind him. He is wearing sun glasses, an orange cap and a light blue t-shirt with a mountain range and trees  printed across the front
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feeling both very close to having the branches finished on the first panel, and yet, so very far away from it. I think I may go get some metallic silver, cus obviously I don't have enough paint! #artsky
The three panels with a bit more progress in filling the colours in on the right most panelA close up of the rightmost panel. Whole areas are now connected up with colour but there's a lot of space still to go for this tree.
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not even finished the branches on panel one of the triptych and already I'm singing little songs like "why have I done this to myself" and "omg there's still so much to do" and "when will this ever be done". Very good, very smart. The thought of sorting the leaves out fills me with fear 😂
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Omg, what a delightful bop, the flailing really sells it as a club banger 🥳🫠
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wrote a song when I was 16 because my parents kept wheeling me out to play in front of their friends that literally had the lines "I don't want to be here, I'd rather be somewhere else" and they have never once questioned it even though I always played it on those occasions 😂 ✨media literacy✨😂
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well yes I was going to say 😂
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I did say everyone got something useless. That being said, even those two could have some pretty niche uses! You'd be great for searching for missing persons or knowing if a guy is wearing ladies underwear 🤷 I could make some serious cash on betting on fights 😂
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haha yeah as a singer/songwriter I've always loved knowing the lyrics but also very much get wound up by people saying THIS is what it means when it's obscure and the artist hasn't said anything cus it could just be that it sounded good or its so out of context you'll never know till the artist says
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last night's weird dream was that everyone suddenly had a fairly useless superpower. @grogipher.bsky.social yours was that you knew the exact location of every piece of ladies underwear. Mine was give me any two people and I could tell you who would win an argument and who would win a fist fight 😂
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I KNOW RIGHT??? 😂
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh no, the one time I'd agree with a TERF 😂
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The TERFS must be tired of getting scratched to reveal more bigotry at this point, surely?
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fluorescent orange really changed the entire thing. Decided that the blood red could be used after all. Added a few spots of grey and mixed up a brown that I absolutely hate so has been used sparsely. It's getting harder! #artsky
Further progress on the triptych - a tree trunk and branches against a blue sky. The far right panel is fairly full up with rainbow colours for the bark. Now with fluorescent orange, grey and brown addedA close up of the right most panel with the new colours added
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wonder if they'll update her faq with "is jk Rowling dead" and a long foot stamping tantrum style rebuttle of the fact she died 🥰
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It always fascinates me that people aren't more interested in the lyrics and plethora of potential meanings. I had to tell my husband that Luka by Suzanne vega was very blatantly about domestic abuse when he thought it was just a happy little bop 😳😂 I was like 👀 sorry what??
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I knew I forgot something! They are the size of underwear anyway so I just don't wear anything with them 😂
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The rice may be bigger tbh 🥰
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last night's outfit. It was sports themed so my sport was "being slutty in tiny shorts 700 meter sit down" #dilf #shortshorts
A bearded man taking a photo in a mirror, he is wearing a sleeveless neon pink hoodie with a bulls head on the front with 5inch black shorts.
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's progress pics, all bar the fluorescent orange used, the noises I was making for the copper suggests I may have a new favourite! Two or three more days may see the right hand tree bark complete-ish #artsky
Same as before but with some new colours on the right hand panel, fluorescent and pastel greens, copper and goldClose up of the right hand panel
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Omg those would be gifts for us all
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The Craft: These Are My GIFs
Alt: A GIF from The Craft: four witches on a beach while one cried "These Are My GIFs" but I'm using it for the first time in the original sense of the character actually saying "these are my gifts"
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Which is a very delicate way of putting it. Probably the first/ last time someone has been delicate in the yumbo? 🥰
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Allowed in" ≠ "ok in there" 😭🤣
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🏳️‍🌈Ryanando🏳️‍🌈 @ryanando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It just burned to the ground I'm afraid 🤷💃😭
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