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Reposted by redCitizen Screen @citizenscreen.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Today in 1980, John Lennon was shot and killed by an obsessed fan in New York City. 55992391294
Reposted by redThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/12/2024theonion.comDouble-Jointed Guy Blows The Fucking Roof Off Party Doing Weird Arm ThingsBOULDER, CO—After he single-handedly transformed what was once a humble get-together into a full-on rager, bystanders reported Wednesday that double-jointed man Greg Thiede has blown the fucking roof ... 465600295
Reposted by redAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 22/11/2024If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP. 730304641877
Reposted by redCulture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 24/11/2024'Toy Story 2' released 25 years ago today 28213185858
red @rxedszn.bsky.social · 24/11/2024thank you forest fr1ends please make a post inspired by big man joel hardy 020
Reposted by redActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Willie May Ooze Bride Florida Marriages, 1830-1993 391
Reposted by redKeir Kevlar 🇵🇸🇨🇺 @kevlar193.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Every time I hear about Captain Tom by made can only picture him as this 3171
Reposted by redCasey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Taking my Dune worm popcorn bucket into the Wicked screening and telling everyone it’s in the movie 20820294767
Reposted by redThomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell @tomska.bsky.social · 19/11/2024"u kno y they call me the green goblin , spider man? cuZ they green goblin dees nuts" - green gpbin from spiderman 1122515
Reposted by redStealth40k @stealth40k.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Wii U launched 12 years ago today. While the system may have failed sales-wise, Nintendo put out VERY good software for it. The fact that many of Wii U's best games are now Switch's best (and most successful) games, speaks volumes. 2827890407
