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mr neutron

@rwjackson8.bsky.social
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Mr. Neutron is the most powerful and dangerous being in the universe. He is able to destroy galaxies with his wrist and tear fruit machines apart with his eyeballs.

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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 1h
So we can use AI to help us be even shittier parents? Sounds great!
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 11h
3.4% may not sound like much, but it’s 70% higher than the fed target for inflation.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 15h
Nobody wants the fucking Washington Post either.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 19h
Oh that's just Skeletor.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 21h
He's just too good for us!
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 21h
The cruelty is the point.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 21h
He should have asked Skeletor standing behind der Führer.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And don't forget those three Nobel Peace Prizes he's been awarded, but haven't been publicly announced.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like we didn't already know that!!
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey! Research is tough. It's just easier to invent memes.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can somebody translate for me?
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
House of Cards.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And she was one of the victims of sexual harassment at Fox News? Jesus.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Maybe even suck his dick and laugh at his shitty jokes…”
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With a fresh bag of adult diapers!!
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd LOVE to game more, but I have a life.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make the winning STOP!!!
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are you folks at PBS really this fucking stupid?
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hard to believe. I assumed fucking up that badly was a prerequisite for getting a job in the White House.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s an insult to them. I’m sure if the owners of the Post were just millionaires, they’d be happy to lick their boots as well.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who can possibly blame them?
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The ones who want to fast-track to the top do!
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Loved how he was chewin’ his cud the whole time Schmitt made his hilarious presentation.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He honestly thinks he's motivating the shit out of the troops.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At least he didn't ask Smith if he had been to a MASH unit in Korea in 1952.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A younger project with perky tits, no doubt.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What could possibly go wrong??
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Except that he did call the White House a dump. www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/t...
cbsnews.com
Trump Reportedly Described White House As "Real Dump"
President Trump reportedly told members of his New Jersey golf club that he spends so much time away from Washington because the White House is a "real dump." He spends most weekends at one of his own...
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can smell the BO through the phone.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it caravan season again??!!
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's all part of the Bezos magic!
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well if the police got involved, I assume both animals were violently shot to death?
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s about as intellectually sound as Mitch McConnell at this point.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah. A couple of fucking pandas are really gonna change my views on China.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t forget the Stoltzfus’s and the Zimmerman’s
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good article, but I could have written this 10 years ago.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They won't stand up to Trump any more than the Washington Post stands up to Trump. The billionaires are making sure of that.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wouldn't it be easier just to claim he was on "Special Forces"? That's more his style.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They’re burning up the internet!!
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So you hunted around till you could find the dumbest fucking Democratic governor you could find? Way to go.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He doesn’t realize not using the insurance is a positive for the ACA.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But didn’t she work hard for that money. Government is not gonna corrupt itself!
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Didn't take the Ellisons to chase me away from CNN.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Important questions to answer. SO why would you send David Brooks out to answer them??
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
More like January 2017.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He's really been on-point up until this morning!
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Such deep thoughts are competely lost on Brooks.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At least he’s figured out we hate him.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m not sure the term “dirtier” is referring to the environment in those administration comments. I think they mean the people are dirtier, as in less white.
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mr neutron @rwjackson8.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Calling Jake Tapper!!!
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