David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 7hHow i arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comGirl Trips and FallsALT: Girl Trips and Falls 050
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Gonna ask CoPilot how I can ruin all of my hobbies. 030
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tonight's completely random stat: last season Zion had a TRB% of 10.3, the same as... Baylor Scheierman. 050
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is one of those "harder than it looks" passes. 240
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think I'm on a 7 day streak of new followers named "Julie' who are totally real people and not bots. 110
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Draculastatic.klipy.comSpike and Joyce in Buffy the Vampire SlayerALT: Spike and Joyce in Buffy the Vampire Slayer 131
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If someone doesn’t like my skeetsstatic.klipy.comPatton Oswalt: That Would Not Surprise MeALT: Patton Oswalt: That Would Not Surprise Me 021
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 19/09/202640+ years of being a Vanderbilt fan. It's wild seeing an ending like this with Vandy on the OTHER side of it. 140
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What movie traumatized you as a child?static.klipy.comReturn To Oz MombiALT: Return To Oz Mombi 010
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The first time I saw Duncan Sheik live was a very long time ago at Six Flags over Georgia. Yes, Six Flags. He wasn't big yet, and he was opening for an act I had no interest in. But my sister and I drove from near-Nashville just to see him play a short set. (cont) 120
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? 😭 youtu.be/Q-8MbgMS6jo?...youtu.beDisney's "Dumbo" - Baby MineYouTube video by DisneyMusics 120
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026static.klipy.comDonald Glover: Good.ALT: Donald Glover: Good. 011
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sense of direction. Forget N, S, E and W. Never going to know which way I'm facing. I routinely got lost in a building I worked in for 14 years. I still get lost a few miles from my house after having lived here a decade. If a road curves even slightly, I cannot fathom where I am. & so much more. 160
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 5) You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. 4) I was saying Boo-urns. 3) It's a perfectly cromulent word. 2) Ahoy-hoy 1) Who shot who in the wat now? 060
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Make a band bigger Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice in Chains 030
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 09/08/20265 rings and 9 double digit scoring seasons in 11 seasons with the Celtics. RIP Don Nelson. 180
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I probably shouldn't be annoyed at changing the aspect ratio on a 32 year old episode of The Simpsons, but FXX completely lost the word "stock" and part of "footage". Those words carry a lot of weight finishing off a delightfully stupid sight gag. 010
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I saw a comment that the signing of Mitchell Robinson "squeezes out" Queta. Last year Robinson played 19.6 mpg and Queta 25.3. For those averse to math, that's only 44.9 mpg in a 48 minute game. More likely, this shrinks Garza's role. He'll still get a lot of minutes in the games Robinson misses 070
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Either MLB Transaction Bot is glitching, or the Brewers are about to field a very confusing lineup. 000
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. 381
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18static.klipy.comLa Vita è Bella - La merendinaALT: La Vita è Bella - La merendina 030
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Lump by The Presidents of the United States of America 020
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Do we expect these things to change by waking up and suddenly there they are 000
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Another round of layoffs at ESPN? Real shocker... 100
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happinessstatic.klipy.comWash's 'All Gonna Die' Moment in FireflyALT: Wash's 'All Gonna Die' Moment in Firefly 020
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This is who runs this account.static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: I Need The Biggest Seed BellALT: The Simpsons: I Need The Biggest Seed Bell 050
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?static.klipy.comBenoit Blanc: No, It's Just Dumb! (Glass Onion)ALT: Benoit Blanc: No, It's Just Dumb! (Glass Onion) 050
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026static.klipy.comWill Ferrell Says No, Please StopALT: Will Ferrell Says No, Please Stop 000
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026static.klipy.comThe Chair Company Ron TrosperALT: The Chair Company Ron Trosper 010
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If we head into the season with Amari, Mitchell, and Tonje as our 2 way guys, we'd have to feel pretty good about having guys who can provide some very specific positive things on an NBA level if called upon. 040
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Finally, lol I messed up the sharing part, but the lineup was Lillard, Jordan, Durant, Magic, and Wilt. 040
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Somehow ESPN will turn this into 8 solid minutes of just how much Tatum and Brown don't like each other. 040
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Dress for the job you want.static.klipy.comHomero Simpson HomerALT: Homero Simpson Homer 040
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026They misspelled "The Rhymenoceros". 1416
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026STAR TREK VILLAINS. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.static.klipy.comProdigyALT: Prodigy 020
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026static.klipy.comKaren Walker (Megan Mullally) Chugs DrinkALT: Karen Walker (Megan Mullally) Chugs Drink 120
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Interesting wrinkle with Paul George waiving his trade bonus. Even with waiving Banton's 2.8M before the season, we were going to be slightly over the tax line. Now we're going to be (if my math is correct, which it probably isn't) about 2.2M under. 1/n 170
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026What horror movie image haunts you? 🖤 010
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026static.klipy.comThis Is Hot Garbage!ALT: This Is Hot Garbage! 030
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026QTP with a gif of the last movie/show you watchedstatic.klipy.comMoleman SimpsonsALT: Moleman Simpsons 020
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Reposting to give folks some context on Mitchell Robinson. 041
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026So believe from last year's final 15 man roster we have essentially replaced Shulga with Conley, replaced Vucevic with Robinson, and moved Amari back to a 2 way to make room for Cenac. That feels like an upgrade. 030
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Holy crap. The best remaining UFA center by a mile. Ignore everything I said earlier about Conley. He's probably going to have to play. 120
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Unsigned RFA Centers: Mitchell Robinson Kevon Looney Andre Drummond Nick Richards Dwight Powell Kevin Love Bismack Biyombo Jaxson Hayes Drew Eubanks Mason Plumlee Olivier Sarr Josh Oduro Tony Bradley Charles Bassey Christian Koloko Lachlan Olbrich 010
David "No Nickname" Merritts @rutegar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Thoughts on Conley. Without knowing what the full roster is going to look like, I don't expect Conley to be a full part of the regular rotation. But he's a guy who can step in off the bench when either Pritchard or White are hurt/resting. 1/3 130
