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High Chi guy Chicago via Detroit. Be excellent to each other.

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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Antivaxxers are stupid but so are all the people cheering on this stupid post. No one should pay premiums. We should have a single-payer system that is funded by taxes. Stop blaming individuals, even stupid ones, for systemic problems.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s no way that anyone actually thinks that Rahm Emanuel could actually be President, right? Like, if he runs at all, his role will be to try to make one of the other center or center-right candidates look like a more acceptable compromise to the left wing of the party.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a perfect night to see a heavy metal concert at a cemetary
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Verlander has been better today than anyone could have really expected or hoped for. It’s going to be really disappointing if his teammates can’t manage to score any runs for him.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Game 161 of a disappointing losing season should not be this compelling. Would love to see Verlander stick around long enough today to get a W but it was really great just to see him get through that first inning.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mike Watt is the GOAT and is unlikely to ever be seriously challenged for the title but also: Fernando Saunders, Cris Kirkwood, Kim Deal, Naomi Yang, Ben Shepherd, Tim Midyett, Bob Weston, Robert DeLeo, Eric Avery, Flea, Doug Yule, Larry Graham, Joe Lally, Mark Sandman
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Uh…anyone else catch Andy Dirks calling Drew Sommers a dominatrix?
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible My Morning Crumpet
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
holy shit there’s a new Thermals album
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s finally been released! I’ve been waiting to hear this album for 25 years. youtu.be/HXfDEEvJ5fI?...
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The Go - Free Electricity (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sub Pop
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fishbone at the Blind Pig in Ann Arbor in probably 2001. One of the members of the band, wearing nothing but some tighty whities, attempted to get a drink at the bar before their set but was denied because he couldn’t show ID. “I’m in the band. I don’t have pockets.” Too bad.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The person currently leading the vote for #1 most influential Bluesky poster blocked me in my first week here so I guess I must be missing out on this website’s top discourse
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hell yeah, brother bayareacurrent.com/theres-a-lot...
An interview with someone who works in a Waymo lot

Current: Anything else you'd like to add?

Robotaxi Handler: If there's some anti-Waymo movement, the best thing to do is to get everybody to poop in one at the same time. That would be the best.

Current: Thank you.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Had tix for Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine and At the Drive-In. Show was cancelled because one of the Beastie Boys fell off his bicycle. Never got to see any of them.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
As a guy in my 40s I have embraced my responsibly to call out my friends when they turn into old cranks
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Remember when his fart was visible on TV? youtu.be/uCax_cwKHKc?...
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Adam Lind Fartgate. Seattle Mariners smoke expelled as gas. Or is it baby powder. Certainly a fart
YouTube video by 161616dude
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Guided By Voices lyrics @gbvlyrics.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
There’s a book of instructions To the rusty time machine That goes to there, but really nowhere I wish I could give a shit, just a little bit from “Lethargy” by Guided By Voices, Propeller (1992)
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The baseball player to wrestling podcaster pipeline completely dried up after him
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Now we come to drag days
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yessss. Fuck yeah. Let’s fucking go.
TV graphic introducing the inaugural game in the Women’s Pro Baseball League
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Rainy Saturday recommendation: get real high and eat a fuck ton of shrimp fried rice
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Listening to the new Strokes album and man am I bored. Lots of talk about the use of autotune but I can’t even care about that when the songs are this boring.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Heading to Detroit for a few days to visit some friends. Let’s take a look at the weather there and OH MY GOD GOOD LORD
Air quality index 500 - Hazardous
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This just triggered so many memories of people I grew up around in suburban Detroit telling stories of the horrors they’ve witnessed in the city, except that invariably their stories all took place outside of the Renaissance Center because it was the only place in the city they knew by name.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The crowd at the MLB draft is doing an incredible job of acting excited about a bunch of guys that they have definitely never heard of before
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Free turkey ticklers
A box of free turkey ticklers
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The first time I heard someone say they were “bricked up” the context was really confusing and I assumed it meant he was constipated
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This cat is 8 years older than ICE nypost.com/2025/12/30/l...
nypost.com
Flossie, the world’s oldest cat, celebrates milestone birthday, defying all odds
Did she combine all her nine lives into one?
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I saw this in the theater and when this happened a guy a couple rows up stood up, made finger guns at the screen and yelled “Take that, bitch!” It’s still my greatest movie experience.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
She is so fucking cool
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Muppet 2666
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This isn’t an opinion someone comes by if they’ve ever had a single conversation with someone who has had a stalker or a boss
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This might get me canceled on Bluesky (farts into a paper bag and then pops the bag in your face)
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
oh shoot i forgot to listen to the new horse lords album
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Someone with a name like this can only be a baseball player. If he doesn’t play pro ball he will cease to exist.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A democracy isn’t defined by the existence of elections so much as it is by whether or not the actions of the government reflect the will of the people.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
For some reason Rahm Emanuel’s extensive and impressive resume (covering up police murder, closing schools and mental health clinics, NAFTA, racist 1994 crime bill, anti-single payer healthcare, pro-drone strikes) is not resonating with left-of-center voters. A true mystery.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I really like Kurt Vile but his albums are all too fucking long
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Guided By Voices, My Morning Jacket and Boards of Canada all have new albums out today, in case you’re wondering what the 44 year old white guys are listening to today.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Watching the Wishbone documentary and I think it’s just what I needed.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Fans who want MLB to have a salary cap on the premise that it will supposedly create more parity need to reckon with the fact that dynasties happen in the NBA and the NFL more than they do in MLB and that MLB has more parity than those leagues do. The main argument for the cap is a total lie.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I just remembered that there’s a new Guided By Voices album dropping tomorrow. The most reliable thing in my life comes through yet again. Fuck yes.
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Both sort of suck but the Goo Goo Dolls at least occasionally sounded sorta like the Replacements
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Oh fuck everything is bad again
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Been singing this to my cats all day
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Guided By Voices - "Dawn Believes" (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Guided By Voices
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Just me (stoned) and another dude (also clearly high) trying to dodge each other’s shopping carts at 8:00 on a Sunday
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Moderate Threat
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Cade Cunningham goddamn
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rusty time machine @rustytimemachine.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Did I interrupt something?
A tortie cat and a black cat cuddling, both looking at the camera like they’re bothered
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