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Rusty Skylark

@rustyskylark.bsky.social
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I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error.

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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 5h
I call the orange turd Resident Rape because the name describes him perfectly.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 5h
He's starting to look like a dried prune. I think stress plus being a dry drunk is killing him.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 5h
Delivered via rocket launcher!
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 5h
Yes, GQP, he sucked up all of the political money, and you're sliding into disaster in the midterms, but look on the bright side: He's going to use that money to fend off criminal liability for his rotten kids.
alternet.org
Trump braces for prospect of Barron takedown as protection plan emerges
President Donald Trump is bracing for a potential investigation into his son Barron and is tapping his $400 million campaign fund to protect him ahead of the November midterm elections.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 8h
Mike Collins looks like a used car salesman at some tiny lot in the middle of nowhere in an episode of Tales from the Crypt.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 11h
He's trying to start a race war Inviting Iran to nuke American cities Destroying alliances Gutting the executive branch Looting everything with brazen, open corruption Trying to bribe voters with pinkie-swear promises
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 11h
I saw a trio perform last night (piano, clarinet, violin). The violinist especially was poetry in motion. I wish you could have been there and sketched him.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 22h
He's not really talking to Minnesota. He's talking to his Klan Kult, wherever they are.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And Checkers didn't "fall down the stairs" and break his neck a few days before he was to testify about Nixon's crimes.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I die before him and there's any kind of afterlife, the receptionist or greeter or...bullwhip-and-spear guy, I don't know, whatever...is going to have a very unpleasant afternoon. Words will be exchanged. Hostile glances will be transmitted. Phone calls to managers made.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes, Thom, we're completely aware that you're an obedient little asset and you do as you're told, regardless of principles, convictions or anything else.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Or an artificial wife.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Insane, unhinged, violent psychopath. He almost seems to want Senate QPublicans to turn on him.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can hardly describe how pleased I am that the noisiest ones of my early adulthood are all dead: Jimmy Swaggart, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and Jim Bakker. Along with their rotten contemporary, Rush Limbaugh. The silver lining of mortality is that rubbish people die too. *wishing furiously*
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Preach it, brother. I have nothing in common with 95% of all people, and little in common with another 4%. The last 1% are all apparently very skilled at not being seen.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The more I'm around squirrels, the more I understand that human dialogue between them is evenly divided between, "Hello, you crazy, cute little furball!" and "GET THE *&%! OUT OF MY FEEDERS YOU !@*^$&ING *@*$%!!!!"
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is not the first time he has talked about a blue city getting nuked, and so what who cares. It's a well-established pattern. Which you dismiss with a chuckle.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
422 days later, at a rally: "Let them [Iran] take out [nuke] Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay." He condones the murder of a million Americans, because he thinks (stupidly) it will fix the mess he created. The dimwits CHEERED this.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Putin's plan to use the world's stupidest man to destroy American global status continues to work perfectly.
apnews.com
US Air Force removes all bombers from British air base targeted by a suspected terror attack
The U.S. Air Force has brought home its bombers stationed at a U.S.-run military air base in England used to strike Iran following an investigation into a planned terror attack at the RAF Fairford bas...
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cousin & I once took a rowboat up a little lake channel, because we were bored. A cloud of mosquitoes descended. Thousands of bites. (eVeRyWhErE!) Swat my arm, a paste of dead bugs and blood. Inhaling them. Frantic paddling. Near panic. Mistake never repeated.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's an image of a woman expressing empathy. That is utterly terrifying to FAUX viewers. I think they were very deliberate in choosing this image.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope Cornell gets stuck with an enormous financial judgment, sees funding drop off sharply, top students go elsewhere, the rape haven declines into a backwater and eventually closes, and then re-opens as a truck driving school that shuns all use of the name "Cornell."
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*internal screaming*
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm torn between a desire to cheer Jack Smith, and hurl abuse at, well, literally everyone else in DC for not saying this, again and again, at every opportunity. This should have been the message from Jan. 7 on.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let's not give the FBI director any more fetish fantasies, please.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like that Star Trek episode, the Squire of Gothos or something. It's an execution *and* a costume party!
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He can discuss 1. His golf game 2. His "ballroom" 3. His Waddle of Fame 4. His helipad 5. Man woman person camera TV 6. His sniper tower 7. His diaper nurse
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Leftovers, obvs
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I take intense pleasure in the rage and misery in those two faces. May neithr of them ever again know a moment's peace or contentment. May they fume and writhe with anger and paranoia until they stop breathing.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, you look a tad bit grayer now!
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cleese has a long history of this kind of thing. He thinks this is being edgy and provocative. He thinks he's being witty. He's unaware that he radiates white privilege like an exposed reactor core.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To all the people who have ever said, I may disagree with Collins, but come on, unlike most of them, she's a person of integrity and principles, I offer a hearty, full-throated...you can fill in the rest for yourselves. We see only the tip of the iceberg. It's far, far worse.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A substantial percentage of the dead were children. Do you think they were violent terrorists who deserved death? Please cite your source.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's not a bag. It's a cocoon. One day soon the Natalie we know will wither and die, and the Natalie-of-the-next-lifeform will emerge from the cocoon. This one will be winged, or I don't know, maybe it has a thousand legs.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's true, turning your camera on an old guy and saying, "Wow that guy is old" while the fat arsonist scuttles away in the opposite direction is not arson. It serves the purposes of the arsonist, and punishes someone who is not an arsonist. But it's not arson. So yeah...good point.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
...this is why I don't have any friends.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Name a song whose title or lyrics contain a proof of the Pythagorean theorem.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"...and that *#&$ing dog can TALK, man!"
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It wouldn't be so bad if the air mattress didn't let out a raucous nasal BWAHAHAHAHA every time it slipped away.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The week of 25th anniv. of 9/11, our little man -Posted slop of himself wearing Medal of Honor -Claimed to be a 9/11 hero -Tried to bribe everyone in the country -Said the war/not-war will be over right after the election -Lunged at a female reporter -Fell asleep during a 9/11 ceremony
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'd probably do some exaggerated blinking myself if I gulped down an albino cricket.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We have a pair of redtail hawks that patrol our area. They too are majestic birds, but I fear for my friends at the feeders, and the squirrels and chipmunks. A hawk has flown into my window more than once when he tries to raid the bushes directly under the feeders.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think I need that pittie as a constant companion.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Which means he's taken about $1.5 million from AIPAC.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He believes everything is his. Your money. Your home. Your drinking water. Your food. Your government. Your wives and daughters. He can eat it, drink it, sell it, tear it down, shit on it, or simply let it rot. Not your business. It's his.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Give Hakeem credit, he canceled plans to hold private talks with her to work out a deal. At this rate, he'll have to cancel talks with MBS, Putin, Musk and the Ravening Horde of Flesh-Eating Aliens.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Triple backflip onto the bridge, faultlessly attired in black tie formalwear, slip into jetpack, grab family (one cat in each hand), step off onto trampoline (for style) and FOOOMMMM we are outta here. Subsequent nightmare reveals the lapses in my thinking. Eels, I always forget the eels.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
OK, go ahead...prove that you can make me burst out laughing. I'm over here all focused on being gloom-and-doom, and you--you--you show me...THIS!!! *shaking tiny fist*
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh, he knows. He just thinks you should put a little more into it. A hat a cane, some tap-dancing, a guy in a striped shirt and a straw hat banging out a tune on the piano.
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Rusty Skylark @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jeffries later appeared wearing loungewear outside of an Authentic Community Center, saying, "I was just chillin', like any ordinary human being. Let me be clear, those who dine on human flesh will be held accountable."
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