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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Was this the Hamburger Helper "what the fuck is this shit" game of the weak? #Pac8OuthousePoopoff

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Mike @mcrose14.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“How’d we ever beat Duquesne?” “It’s a miracle.” “It’s a miracle.”

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The Husky fanbase is two-plus quarters away from not giving a shit about football this fall. #B1Gouthouse #FireFisch #CougZawgs #DawgZawgs

Shaking hands meme featuring "WSU" over the black man's arm; "UW" over the white man's arm.

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The S-R hiring Curley 10 years ago seems to be a big mistake; maybe it should've promoted sports editor Joe Palmquist. Curley turns out to be a hack, grifter, sex pest and deep into cronyism/nepotism. If Comma is going to move forward, dump him. If he's retained, the Geiger counter will hit 11.

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Need a hybrid Mike Breen call/ESPN hockey theme.

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cliffs.bsky.social @cliffs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

An NFL team would sign Ted Bundy if he could play QB.

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Come on, Mark Few, Pablo's a national reporter. You like conversing with national reporters, right? #GriftSurge #Zawgs #SpokaneMediaProblems (continued)

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It was good to mention the Get Motivated scaminars from the early part of this century. Unsurprisingly, Zawgs MBB head coach Mark Few was a speaker for the two scaminars that occurred in Spokane, WA in 2010 (Get Motivated by Parting Away Your Money) and 2025 (GriftSurge).

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Has Mateer's gambling-app hand malfunctioned?

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Never trust an Arbuckle," Liz and Lyman said.

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"That's deeply concerning, Blow." "Yes it is, Dave." "There's always next season, right?" "Uh Dave, there might be a lockout in 2027." #LeadGlove #50SeasonsOfMostlySuck

Dave Sims and Mike Blowers on a Mariners telecast a few years back.

Neither one currently works for the M's.

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What's worse than getting humiliated at one Martin Stadium? Two Martin Stadiums! #FireDeion #LosersStillLose #RelegateCUtothePac12

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There are likely some current and former play-by-play sportscasters in the Pacific Northwest who've worked high school/college/NFL games that would believe this is correct. I'm sure some of them are still at the other place.

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Which parts of the unc campus will require the use of a blacklight?

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

crack (pipe) research team at btn and fux sportz

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

That might be the best city/town flag in the future North North Idaho. #AlbertaProblems #NorfIdyhoProblems

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This is the same runner who has NOT qualified for the 4A (highest classification of six in WA state HS sports) track meet in her first two years. Frosh in 2025: finished 4th in 800; 3rd in 1600 and 4x400 relay Soph in 2026: finished 11th in 400; 6th in 800 and 1600; 3rd in 4x400 relay #LosersLose

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

No purple helmets? If they wear these in the Poople Cup and get clipped by the Wazzu moped, there'll be a bonfire Sunday night/Monday morning during Labor Day weekend.

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I'm still convinced that Brock Rodden would be a better name for an adult film star than an MLB player. #MarinersNSFW

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Tired: Throw Dan Wilson in the Hudson River. Wired: Throw Marlins Man in the Hudson River. Re-wired: Throw Dan Wilson in the Hudson River. #MLBonESPN #huMble #MarinersProblems (continued)

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

This is why team errors should be a thing in baseball scorekeeping.

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

If you're willing to spend over $600 for a ticket in November at Coachella Valley when Duke plays Wazzu, it's available! #CoachellaCornhole #Dook #DavidRileyHasNoWizardHat

Screenshot of a ticket-selling website that features a basketball court and dots indicating available and unavailable seating.

This is for the November 21, 2026 men's basketball game between Duke University and Washington State University.

There's a red circle around a black dot indicating a row two seat near mid-court; the seat costs $621.15.

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Add West Idaho®, aka eastern Washington, regarding perpetual whining about Seattle. #WestIdahoProblems (for infinity)

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

This is *not* an "Almost Live!" sketch featuring Tracey Conway.

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

@rmpreston.bsky.social Are you applying for the U-Dub FB/MBB play-by-play position? You could become the second Coug to work FB games for them. Yes, I know BobRob didn't graduate from Wazzu, he did FB games for three seasons (1969-1971) in between his stints as the voice of the Cougs.

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Congrats to the Mariners for finishing the first half at 41-41. #Mariners500 (race for mediocrity) #PiggybackPiggyshit #DanWilsonLostHisWizardHat

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Here's an unconfirmed picture of the reflecting pool vandal.

Picture of an inflatable college mascot at the Kibbie Dome in Moscow, Idaho.

In the early 2000s, the University of Idaho debuted an inflatable version of its longtime mascot, Joe Vandal.

It was not successful.

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Fake Rusty Shackleford @rustyshackleford44.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Dr. Nick Riviera is supposed to be a fictional character. #HiEverybody

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