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Russell Simmons

@rusty02536.bsky.social
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Doomscrolling exile from the other place. Former Writer. Anxiety haver, Guitarist. Developing better habits. Kind. Black. Cape Verdean. Cape Cod MA

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Mr. Burns Alien: I Bring You Love
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 20h
i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...
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Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Annual Sunshine Orange Subaru Crosstrek Parade Is Exactly Why The World Needs More Colorful Cars - Jalopnik
In an endless sea of gray, silver, black, and white cars, there's a bit of joy to be found in colors like Subaru's Sunshine Orange.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look for restaurants where there is a line of locals. New or unfamiliar area, if you see families with kids - ok Men only - nope.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I give up I live on Cape Cod and ffs, Clams? They are from Hyannisport. This is rookie* behavior. (* not really. But ykwis
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This kind of insane. But I’m not mad at it
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WORDS AND GUITAR: where my writer friends and i will read to you about our favorite songs, and my musician friends will play them for you 💘 tuesday 10/13
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Words and Guitar
An all acoustic variety show featuring readings about our favorite tunes, and covers of them from our favorite musicians.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Naa.... I will not be one of those people in 'Wall-E'
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Fresh Prince: Uncle Phil's 'WE !?!' Reaction
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IT IS NOT HEALTHY FOR ME TO BE THIS PISSED OFF DURING THE WORK DAY.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Times Have Changed Star Wars
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Sml Brooklyn Guy: Stupidest Lie You Could've Thought Of
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Coach Tru Wick @syndicatedghost.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Got outside and took some shots of Chicagohenge sunrise
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I miss the Gap Band days. We were having a time 🛸 youtube.com/watch?v=aobI...
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The Gap Band - Early In The Morning (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TheGapBandVEVO
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ladies and Gentlemen The Weekend. See ya on Monday.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/09/2026
He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So this dude just sucks at everything?
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nooo
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Saruman The White Rises in Lord of the Rings
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have the unpublished chart right here.
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Danielhadadlover Galit
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 New Animal Drop! 😍
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I truly miss record stores. We have a niche one about a half hour away, but I used to be that midnight drop person for albums I never heard of. Remember the headphones to try before you buy? Singles, 45 and cassettes.
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Laura Haynes👩‍🔬⚾️🐾💙 @drlaurahaynes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good morning 🌞 Is anyone interested?
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If we didn't have enough to be pissed about. Now HOA/Karen Cams - coming to a garbage truck near you... www.thedrive.com/news/garbage...
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Garbage Trucks Now Have AI Cameras To Score Your House and Clock Code Violations
A company called City Detect is outfitting municipalities with cameras to give homes a "blight score," effectively turning a whole city into an HOA.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is your dog sick? Have an itchy rash? Try this for his diet 🐶
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What could possibly go wrong? 😬
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Oz Dance
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Llhlg Black Mirror Green Screen
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you know what, let the AI or ATLiens take over...
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That's All Folks! Looney Tunes Ending
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Do What I Say From Dusk Till Dawn
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Winds Galadriel
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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The Real Story Of How Whale Penis Leather Became The Most Infamous Upholstery Of The 21st Century - The Autopian
Remember way back in 2009, during the heady days of the early Obama administration and the release of the VW Routan and our collective obsession with the artificial sweetener Stevia, which had just be...
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Bolt thunder @boltthunder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Willem Dafoe's Worried Gaze
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is why I canceled my @washingtonpost.com subscription It’s DEI for conservatives all day long. I get it Bezos. You wanna go to Arrakis or whatever.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I came for the rice, and stayed for FloridaMan
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today I learned Donkey Milk exists. Commercially. Like in this $100 milkshake www.eatmycritique.com/foodreviews/...
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SERENDIPITY 3: WHAT DOES THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE MILKSHAKE TASTE LIKE? — Eat My Critique
The Cost - $100 The Atmosphere –  If you have never been to Serendipity 3 before, you are in for a real treat. As a born and bred New Yorker, I made many trips there when I was a kid and...
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The past isn't even past. ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...
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Fifth Circuit: Unfortunately, Originalism Means the Government Is Allowed to Poison Your Drinking Water
By defining constitutional rights as narrowly as possible, conservative judges make it easy to conclude that those rights do not exist.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Books Guitars and Basses Watches
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you ever feel like you have Imposter Syndrome, look at 'The Telegraph' and Lewis Page. If he can write this dreck, you can certainly present your deck after lunch today.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As if the headline isn't enough incentive, do read this short news story to the last paragraph because MAN does it escalate! playbill.com/article/man-...
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Man Sentenced to 2-Year Jail Sentence After Strangling Fellow Theatregoer for Singing Along During We Will Rock You
The dust-up happened at a 2023 press performance in London's West End.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yikes! It's a good thing* that I'm a watch nerd and would never own one of these.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My mother was 22 when the civil rights act passed in 1965.
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I got both fingers in my ears, EVERYTHING IS FINE!"
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Russell Simmons @rusty02536.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Hobbits Discuss Intelligence for the Quest
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𝘾𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙊 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙊 @melanatedvibes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
overextending yourself doesn’t make people appreciate you more
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