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EnemyWithin

@rustee1320.bsky.social
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The milquetoast of hot takes™️ Satire, obviously.

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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Republicans identify as Nazis. We don’t need to dig any deeper. They are all pretending to be Nazis. They aren’t going to stop this. Vote them out forever.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had a dream.
Trump show off gold applications on Oval Office walls.Trump’s golden decorations come alive and attack him.Gold monsters intensely surrounding trump in the Oval Office.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This traitor wore a Russian flag as a tie when meeting Zelensky. Impeach him for treason.
Secretary of Something, Peter Hegseth wears a
Russian flag tie at negotiations with Ukraine.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
God’s disco ballsack.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Where is the punchline?
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is the equivalent of trump demanding his guests only get one scoop of ice cream while he gets two. 12 Jet Big Boy flyover with glitterbombs and jockstraps.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
RFK Jr is a bowl of hot snakes.
RFK Jr speaking behind Trump fast asleep.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
WSJ: Treasury Lawyer Quits as Government Settles Trump IRS Suit
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Can we be done with this God vs Country bullshit now?
Headline: Trump humiliated as his speech plays to empty seats at free event.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Bad UI from Apple. The “carriage return” on their virtual keyboard is too big and forces me to constantly re-type shit. wtf?
Apple virtual keyboard carriage return key.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
One thing I’m pretty sure we don’t need, and that’s gendered sunscreen.
Banana Boat sunscreen for Men
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This sundowning criminal must be impeached. Period.
POTUS just barely awake.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Dr Donald Christ Trump with sleepy face.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Congress has had since September of last year to enforce the constitution and reject this domestic surveillance program. Hop to it.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Article ll
Section 4
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If we’re fighting big boy wars, why are you wearing a diaper?
Trump; We can’t take care of daycare. We’re a big country. We’re fighting wars.
It’s not possible for us to take care of daycare
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
ArtII.S4.4 Impeachable Offenses
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This headline will appear in many courtrooms across this nation as “evidence of guilt.”
Trump lawyer confesses “everybody’s afraid” at White House: “We’re going to be indicted”
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Why is it the 1999-2001 serial numbers?
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Photo of trump smirking broadly with quote “I think we’re just going to kill people.” DONALD TRUMP On whether he needs Congressional oversight to commit acts of war.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Barney Fife
“I’m a deadly weapon!”
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Trump left hand bruise or possibly flesh-eating bacterial infection.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
If it were only that easy.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Putin runs Bartertown. Trump is the weakest president we’ve ever had.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Epstein Files.
President Trump wears a silly white cowboy hat, too big for his head, someone superimposed “Pedo Partner” on the front.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
This terrible ego stands alone.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Attorney General John Mitchell booking mug shot
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Hydration. We can do this the easy way, or the fun way.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Bringing our union closer together.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Done.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
FREE SPEECH
Black Power fist up emoji with glove added mimicking the 1968 Olympic protest “Silent Gesture” 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Olympics_Black_Power_salute
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I’m cancelling my subscriptions on first amendment grounds.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I’m introducing a bill that requires all members of congress have more than 3 toes per foot.
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EnemyWithin @rustee1320.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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