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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓

@ruralwitchquill.bsky.social
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Green witch with tats and dreams. I drink coffee and know things. I have a small backyard farm and large garden.

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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Just passed an old Cutlass on the road. Discussed that it's gas mileage is probably what the truck gets. Then we reminisced about gas hitting $2 a gal we had an old Buick and complained about paying $50 for a tank of gas.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My truck has 388,000 miles on it. It gets 14 mpg. We did an estimate, middle of the road and the money spent on gas is roughly twice the truck was worth brand new. #ford #f150
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Russ: Where do you want to eat? Me: Where do you want to eat? Russ: I dunno. Me: Well I dunno either. Russ: Well I guess we'll just starve.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Watching 'The Glades' and crocheting.
A starter row of half double crochet in front of a multi colored keyboard.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Years ago I found this TV show "The Glades." I enjoyed it, adored the way the main character talked to people. I managed to watch the first season and then lost contact with the show. Found it today. The jokes are a little dated, but it's still funny.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Trump is threatening genocide and here I'm at work like everything is hunky dory.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Been having lots of alternate reality dreams lately. Today's dream was a doozy, gonna blog it up. Maybe make a short story.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Started FNAF 2 the Movie. I mean JUST started its 1982 and a child is running up and asking grown-ups for help. One parent says: Adults are talking. As a child in the 80s, that hit HARD. #FNAF2 #movies
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Today is gonna be LONG.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I work retail. Overheard two customers in an aisle complaining about Trump's high prices. "I voted for him cause I wouldn't vote the other way. Had to choose the lesser of two evils." #politics
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Started a new novel, anyone else not like the POV changing to a different character every chapter? I mean the first person POV. #reading #books
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm at a T-MOBILE store and it's oddly dirty. I mean the floor is dirty, there us trash on the counter. A little off putting.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Had crazy dreams last night. Was being forced to live in alternate realities. The dead give away that I wasn't in my reality was my tattoos would be different.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Dreamed last night I was in church and we were attacked by giant spiders (about the size of a small dog) and the bites turned you into zombies. #dreams It was a wild ride.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
2nd day on the job was put into a position to load bags of mulch and dirt into people's cars. I'm 45 years old, overweight and have MS. I CANNOT physically do this job. I understand asking to lift up to 50 lbs, but not 20 of them back to back. 2/2 #job
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Got a new job. Applied and interviewed for a job working in a garden. Explained that I was good with plants and fully expected to be watering them and helping customers choose good plants for their projects. 1/2 #job
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Turned on the heat last night. It was 40°F (4.4°C). Today. 80°F (26°C) and tomorrow it's supposed to be even warmer. #climatechange #weather
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Sometimes you just write an outrageous story. Like I wrote one about a fraternal twins (one boy, one girl) in the zombie apocalypse who get rescued by an AI sentient computer system on the moon built by Nazis in the 40s. 1/2 #writing #story
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm gonna have to start getting my news from France or something. Can't believe any American news right now.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The truck needs front brakes. No biggie, we'll replace them. Russ: What brakes should we put on? Me: Ones that stop the truck, I hope. #dadjokes
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I guess he asked her to help find something and she's yelling at him for not looking hard enough. #neighbors
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
So I'm sitting outside scrolling reddit while my husband is tinkering with his new truck (it's an 02, so new to him) and I'm taking notes of things the truck needs repairing. My neighbors are in their driveway yelling at each other.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
When you're laughing at a meme and your SO asks what's so funny and it's like a five layer meme of a video game they don't even play. Someone made a fat FO4 character and then made lemon pound cake (Afroman) jokes.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I can't believe I have the ac on in March. Before you all think I'm a wuss, I live in the Midwest and it reached 90°F (32.2°C) yesterday. Climate change is real.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Ordered a steak medium rare. Means warm red center. Got served medium well. Sent it back, the steak they brought back was blue rare. #steak
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Russ finally has a project car. #trucks #ford #f150
A photo of my husband bent over the front of a Ford f150
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Russ: What kind of crust do you want? Original, thin or gluten free? Me: Let's try gluten free. Russ: *death stare* No. Me: Then why did you ask about it?
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
So grandma and my dad live together. They are so alike it's weird. Dad complains that he can't tell his mom anything. Grandma just complained that she can't tell my dad anything.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Grandma: I'll buy lunch. Me: You mentioned KFC want KFC? G: No. Me: Is there anything special you want for lunch? G: Whatever you want. Me: 🙄
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
When did doctor's offices start only showing HGTV and nothing but house flipping?
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I'm selling my flock of chickens. I've 8 hens, $100 for all of them. Person asks how much for 4?
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Taking grandma to the eye doctor and she has to correct the receptionist about her Medicare. This is how she embarrasses me.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Okay. Watching horror movie. Girl asks another girl to pick a tarot. She picks DEATH. Eye roll on my part. DEATH doesn't actually mean anyone is gonna die. Just means change. I'd be more on board if she pulled a TOWER or 3 of Swords. #polaroidmovie
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
When you plug in the eclectic blanket because it's 55°F (12°C) in the living room. #dogs
Two shaved Havenese and one tortie kitten on a punk electric blanket.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Him: Come here, Bae. Bird: I heard that in Danish "bae" means poop. *nervous chuckles* Him: Drive poop. Her: Do not call me poop. #polaroidmovie
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
And before you say how can I be poor and have a smart phone? It's old and paid for.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Oh I want to point out that $150 for a camera is pricy for someone who is poor. I can't afford one.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Also want to point out, that Polaroids are still produced, pretty pricey but my parents Polaroid lasted for YEARS. I've been looking into a Zink (zero ink) camera. I bought a cheapo, and you get what you pay for. #cameras
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Watching a horror movie called "Polaroid." It's pretty recent, so Gen z and every time someone takes a photo with it they don't know you need to wait for the photo to develop and NOT to shake the photo. #horror #movies
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Watching snow driving fails and the biggest issue I see is people going TOO FAST.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My favorite thing about dashcam videos is when the dash cam person is the idiot and try to justify their bad actions.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If you ever wondered what a mini-schnauzer looks like without beard and brows. I buzz him myself and not very good. #dogs
A salt n pepper mini-schnauzer with his coat fully shaved.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Banging hangover today. Celebrated a little too much last night.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
My husband fell down the stairs (years ago) and called me on my phone and asked me to come outside. I said no I was busy, take care of it himself. He said come outside, now. I finally came outside and saw him in a heap at the bottom of the stairs. I said: Oh. Then I helped him up.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
He's talking about having to pay subscriptions for everything. I had to explain that if people didn't pay for those subscriptions, then things might change.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
My dad: I was watching a video about how stupid cars have become. Me: I think cars are smarter than the people trying to use them.
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Saw a poster at the doctor's office explaining how to recognize measles in patients. I can't believe this is needed. #measles
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Yay! I got a job today! After 5 months! I got a job
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Rural Witch 🔮🧶🐓 @ruralwitchquill.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It's Thursday and I'm visiting my grandmother to do her shopping and every time I ask her a question she replies, "Let me tell you a story."
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