RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026a ptown gay just followed me on ig and then denied my request to follow back?? 😭 000
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026gay Halloween party next weekend and I have no idea what to be for it and have very little time to go shopping what should I do 000
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026at the age where I’ll see on Facebook that it’s someone’s birthday but I have to ask myself whether they’re alive or dead before I go to post on their wall 000
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026dropped my mixtape at a planet fitness and the lunk alarm went off 000
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026signed a contract for my first professional singing gig since before the pandemic, please clap 🥲 020
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026being gay is hanging out with a bunch of gays but they’re all texting in a group chat that you’re not in 020
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026avoidant man noticeably avoided interacting with me at the s*x party…checks out 020
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026clothier legit thought I was in my twenties and was genuinely astonished when I told her I’m in my thirties 001
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026happy “there’s somethin’ goin’ around” season to all who celebrate 010
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if I were ever to become a politician my first act as a congressperson would be to criminalize vagueposting 010
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“he took me to Cleveland” the hell he did wtf??? 000
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026wait I’m actually so cute and fun and handsome and quirky 060
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Interviewer: I’m sorry, but we won’t be offering you the position Me: [wielding a culinary torch to caramelize the sugar atop my complimentary crème brûlée] but you haven’t even tried my homemade crème brûlée yet Interviewer: *tries it* Interviewer: You’re hired 001
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I will NOT text any of my ex-situationships asking them if they want to cuddle as the fall breeze whistles through my open apartment windows 030
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026bringing enchiladas suizas to my job interview in case they’re hungry from interviewing all the incompetent candidates who came before me 010
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am begging corporate America to do away with the “Fireside Chat” that is not even situated to the side of an actual fire 000
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026gay guy asked me if I was bringing ex-talktuationship to the gay guy party this weekend and I had to gaysplain that he and I are just friends but no longer speaking so idk if he’s coming anymore 000
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026really wanna make out and cuddle and fall asleep with someone rn 010
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026three different guys from my roster hit me up today…apparently my services are needed more than usual🫦🥰 020
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Nelnet using AI for their loan guidance instead of a human actor or employee is so fucked 010
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026if there’s one thing Apple will do consistently across iOS updates it’s not show me the name of the ONE STREET I’m trying to figure out no matter how much I scroll around the map 010
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026omg they actually successfully edited the new season of Wheel of Fortune with a new announcer voice 000
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026having the urge to sing Jojo songs at a karaoke bar 000
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026nothing is more humbling than getting a “accepted your follow request” and then no follow back 011
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026sexting while walking home from the gym >>> 010
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026when someone on a dating app is an “asset manager” it’s like oh I’ve got an ass u can manage 000
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026if a gay guy goes to the gym and doesn’t take a pic did he even go 030
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026doing dumbbell seated shoulder presses rn and damn I smell good 000
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026got the job. unemployed man is still unemployed to my knowledge. I am out of his league! 000
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026when ppl tell me they “don’t drink” it’s like ok what do u do for water 000
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026wdym I got rejected by an unemployed man fourteen hours ago and then just received an offer to lateral to a new job with a 55k salary bump 040
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026cute boy is coming over later and I’ve got a serious case of the butterflies fuck 030
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I love when straight men flirt with each other at the gym 010
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026arguing with another gay guy who for some reason isn’t processing that a man can be straight but also have sex with men once in a while, and on the flip side a man can be gay but also have sex with women…romantic and sexual attraction do not always align! 030
RuralJurorVEVO @ruraljurorvevo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Invigorating restorative Therapeutic relaxing 010
