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Rupert Schminkeldorf

@rupertdawiz.bsky.social

126 followers 217 following 468 posts

Concocting vile spells all made to inconvenience your life, occasional dog poisoner he/him Also the owner of the foul @diggingupgraves.bsky.social

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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I clogged the toilet with a gnome 🥰

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

They say a Rupert can't get pregnant twice yet here I am yet again talking about mpreg

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Spectra @spectra.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

🚨VOICE ACTOR AUDITIONS🚨 have YOU 🫵 ever wanted to be a bumbling guard? well now you can be immortalized forever in a Video Game. send your application to my email! I'll start reviewing submissions next week with the goal of finalizing casting in early January

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Killed a goblin for my birthday 🎈

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

I've replaced your delicious chips with crippling bone tortures. Enjoy!

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Been eating a lot of spiders lately

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DiggingUpGraves @diggingupgraves.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Here it is! Been working on this for the past month. Longer than I should, some stuff (pen breaking) got in the way. It's silly, nonsensical, wonkily drawn, but I had fun and I'm happy to make a proper comic after so long. Hope y'all enjoy it too #comics #art #Iloveburgers

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Buy cow

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Fully embracing the cow tools in my life

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

My cauldron is a cowldron now

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I've replaced my regular wand with a cow wand

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

The dry snail does NOT like it

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

They're putting lead in the magic

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Gnorfiggle the Hogmaster has been indicted for "hog fraud"

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

They're putting the next silent hill in the enchanted forest

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Are we still doing hog stuff?

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

He asked to guess her "genders three", instead of their riddles

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

I regret to inform you that the troll under the bridge is woke now

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I think someone's poisoning my toxic sludge

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Pondering the scroll of Doom whenever I can't sleep

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

There's a hole in my bedroom and it's talking to me

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Spam is just canned gnomes

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

We like to do a little magic on here

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

The Pumpkin man is beating his shit on my pumpkin patch

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

The piss cloud is back

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

We regret to inform you that Surf Rupert died tragically, having been executed by a gnome on the GnomeBurger parking lot

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

This is Surf Rupert on the orb right now. Catching some wicked waves on the sea of despair and painful drownings 😝🤙

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

The pumpkin man is coming to eat all who carved his kin

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

The Ruperts are forming gangs

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

The Ruperts are infighting again

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Just exploded an elf #wholesome

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

There are rumours that the original Rupert still roams the lands, and he hates my fucking guts

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

You may not think it but Rupert is one of the leading figures in the slurpcore movement

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Ah man I found a Rupert corpse under the couch, how did he even get there?

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

With "they" I mean me

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

They're putting fentanyl in the potions

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Who up cloning they Rupert?

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Thinking about throwing rocks at the psychological manifestation of my dad

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I can't believe the New Orleans Rat Man doesn't want to come to my birthday party

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Smh no gnome pizza

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Who pooped in my hat?

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I have had it with these monkeyfighting gnomes in this monday-to-friday forest

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

The Gnome of the Past

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Ruperts are like Pokémons, but instead you should kill them for their heinous crimes

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I hear there's an ultra rare femboy Rupert clone out there

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

"Rupert", they ask me, "why are you like this?" I don't have an answer, I spin around vomiting and shooting lightning

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

The Draculas are loose again

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Every year on this day little gnomes inject me with "remember 9/11" potion and I have to rewatch the spires being destroyed for hours on end

Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

"I miss my wife"