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Muppy (TorqueAndBork)

@runmuppyrun.bsky.social
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Small dog with big dog thoughts. Also a beast. #uglydogs

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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morning snuggles!
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Race announcement!! We are hoping to be at: UP200 Dryland dash Oct 10-11 Negaunee MI TCDPS Byllesby Dryland Derby October 17&18 Cannon Falls MN Minocqua Almost Winter Dryland Race Oct 31-Nov 1 Minocqua WI Redpaw's Dirty Dog Dryland Derby Nov 7&8 Pearson WI Rig Rendezvous Nov 14 Woodstock IL
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The human is creating an indoor jungle!
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Convinced the human to go for a run today. She was slow. Not sure if it was the skinny jeans, the rocks in her pockets or if she's just out of shape. But we ran. It was fun.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today we met up with a friend for pass practice. Muppy is a pro at it but Journey hasn't experienced it yet. She's been enjoying bikejoring a lot more so hoping to do some 2 dog classes this fall at a few dryland races. She is dog reactive so I want to get her comfortable with being passed.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rainy days are for burrowing into a pile of blankets. Unfortunately there was a human under this pile and some kind of rabid hyena was lurking around.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The human discovered I was eating the peas and picking the squash, not the rabbits. An athlete trains hard and eats harder. The garden is serving its purpose: enrichment and food. I'm excited for the ears of corn! #Dachshund #BorderCollie #MixedBreed #Athlete #Garden
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I spy with my little nose.... Something!
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Weather is finally cooling down enough that we can run at work during breaks. Slowly finding more and more trails, and convincing co-workers to add a few more. My goal is to have a 1.5 mile trail and a 2.5 mile trail, and maybe a hill section loop. #Bikejoring #Dachshund #BorderCollie #MixedBreed
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Back to office dog season! We run the trails at work before we block in and then again during break if it's still cool out. Also helps the human get some airborne protein in her diet.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was told I'm not allowed to eat this pumpkin. Yet. Once it starts caving in, then I'm good to go cave diving. Estimated between 8-900 pounds.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What makes you think I was digging in the yard?
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The human is dying her hair. I'm currently invisible because I need a bath and she needs something to do while her hair cures.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Was office dogging today and it was rainy and slow. I was bored within the first hour and still had 6 more hours left. The human ignored me. Rude.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Alrighty pack, the human is after some feedback for our team name. Correct spelling or fun spelling?
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Human here. You know what biking and gardening have in common? They're helping me get into shape for dryland season. And theyre both rad-ish.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The early morning temperatures have finally been in the 50s which means training time! I turned 9 this year and still have many miles left in me! Journey turns 6 this month and it's just happy to be along for the run. If she keeps the line tight, I consider that a win.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Is uni-joring a class yet?
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When I retire from mushing, I will take up singing. We just celebrated my 9th birthday last month.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If not for sleeping, why is it called a flower bed?
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Sorry for the radio silence. All is well, Bluesky and the phone are not talking and most pictures yield an error message.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The human commissioned some art of us with the request of finding the most feral and unhinged photos. 100% success.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Sometimes life gives you mountains to climb. There's no rule stopping you from taking a dump when you get to the top.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Flying lessons as requested.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Roughly 30 inches of snow after the last system moved through, now we have lots of drifting. I have been helping the human with snow removal and have been swimming in the snow. Also discovered that being tossed into a giant snow pile is my favorite thing!
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Depending what weather show you see, we got around 24 inches of snow and have another 6 or so on the way tonight. I had the best day ever helping with shoveling paths.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This is a 12-hour difference and we haven't even reached the blizzard warning portion of snow. The deck had been three times already. Journey doesn't like deep snow for potty breaks.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Weatherman says we are getting 20" inches of snow and that the weather service says we have a 71% chance of 24" or more. Guys. Gals. Cool kids. This means I can make tunnels in my yard and live like my ancestors!!
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can we pleeeeeeeeeeaaasseeeee go back outside and play in the snow?
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Here's a pretty plant. So far we have 7" of snow and they are predicting anywhere from 10 to 24 more inches by noon Monday.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Gaming buddies 4 eva
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This. This is MY ice cube.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Video from our lil sled run today. Maxed at 13mph. Even made the human chase the sled after she let go to put on gloves and I took off. Might have to click the video to see the whole view.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Why are we stopping??? Went for a 1.25 mile run around the work property and the human lost her ice cleat so we get to do it again after work!
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
THE HUMAN GOT A SLED. I REPEAT. I AM NOW SLED DOG. At least once there's no standing water.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Good news is that we have a special present coming soon!! It's not this exact one but close! I'm gonna be a real sled dog!
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I spy a vet bill. Journey goes in for surgery to remove a very angry tooth on Wednesday. The car also goes in for a headlight issue on Wednesday. 2026 is going to be the wrong kind of year at this rate.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The garden outside is frozen so we are trying some other fun stuff for indoors growing this winter.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas everybody!
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The human still is healing from her appendectomy so no pups in bed overnight but she is starting to let us in bed for morning snuggles after breakfast! Not pictured is me hiding by her feet under a giant pile of blankets. Journey is needy enough for both of us.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
It should be illegal to make brownies with mayo but here we are. The human says they are actually pretty tasty and beats making a trip to the grocery store for oil.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The human is starting to spend a few minutes out of her bedroom so we are careful not to give her too much excitement.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The human survived her appendectomy and is home recovering. Once her tummy heals up more in a few days, we will go snuggle her but for now she's locked away in the bedroom. Good things she is kennel trained.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Quick update on the human! CT scan has shown improvement of her appendix. She goes in Tuesday for her appendectomy and then in 2-3 weeks, should be able to start living life again without worry of it rupturing again. Here's a big spider she helped save.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Sister has apparently been taking yoga lessons. Human must have dropped some crumbs on her office chair and when journey jumped behind her on the chair, noticed them and got distracted mid jump.
Journey standing goofy on an office chair. Her back legs are straight and standing on the arm rest while her front legs are bent on the seat part of the chair. It looks like an exaggerated downward dog pose.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Almost had a new brother today! Hobbs is a dog from around the corner and a few houses down. He escaped and came to visit but the human wouldn't let us say hello (eat) to a strange dog. The human fell in love almost immediately.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The human has been cleaning and is slowly finding different ribbons and awards I've earned over the years. At some point she wants to have a whole wall of our adventures.
An assortment of ribbons, awards and silly signs. One sign reads "I don't have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without it" and the other is a dachshund with a saddle on it captioned "wiener rides 25 cents". Ribbons are from different dryland races, weight pulls, and from participation at the Wisconsin State Fair.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The maples in the backyard dropped their leaves in a single panic which left a nice little blanket of leaves underneath them. Which color do you think suits Me better? If I lay down and don't move, I blend in perfectly with the red leaves and become invisible.
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It's called horse power. Yeehaw!
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Muppy (TorqueAndBork) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Ran the 1 dog bike and the 1 dog scooter class! It was weird running with people that aren't in my family but we had clean runs and that's what counts. The human was support staff since she is on restricted activity.
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