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Rumpled Dollar Bill

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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 8h
Tomorrow I’m off because it’ll be Indigenous Peoples Day. I got tickets for the Field Museum and their Pokemon exhibit. I can’t wait. 🦕🦖
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh. Got an Angel Studios trailer movie. Something about a cave being perfect for a birth. 🤮 Instead I’m here posting with my bright screen on lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m seeing lots Current Candidate’s reception is amazing videos. Kamala Harris was also welcomed amazingly. She had sold out rallies. The polls were crowning her the winner. And then she didn’t win. I see a pattern. I can’t vote and I wonder if ppl continue to vote against themselves.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every time I see a meme sharing account I have thought to be benign and the meme uses AI, I hesitate to block them for a second. In the next second I remember I blocked Luke Skywalker for constantly posting AI slop lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Started watching Re:cycle of the Penguindrum and I feel I should rewatch the series first lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rewatching S1 of Black Clover which I should’ve watched ages ago in preparation of S2 lol I hope they adapt the rest of the manga.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Darling” keeps showing his backside every time he levels up lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fufufu, mission accomplished! 🥳 Coworkers want more dino facts. I will deliver. 🤓
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’re gonna use an ai to filter phishing scams lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn. The last episode of Re:Zero killed me. I didn’t realize it was longer than usual. Subaru is a doofus except for the first season when he makes me want to shake him lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CSO sold out to the general public. I stayed in line to buy a ticket and finally got to the finish line with three ticket and couldn’t buy any of them. I hope they extend it to one more day. 😭
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am cheated by scalpers again. And CSO keeps sending me emails about the presale. 👎🏼
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ha ha ha! I’m a CSO member so I get early access to the LOZ concert tickets in February and I can’t. I’m gonna be a mess that night.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On Friday we have a district wide meeting for some of us and I heard part of the agenda is to do a round robin of intros. I’m like, hell no. But I think what I’ll do is say my name and provide one dino fact that I have saved from @feraldactal.bsky.social. They’ll be a bit smarter ppl lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Benadryl at 7:30: starts working right away Me during the morning as I struggle to stay awake: maybe I’ll take the next dose when I get home in the afternoon Benadryl at 12:00: I’m about to stop working! Works fast, wears out fast lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Woke up at four something in the am and this itch was so bothersome I couldn’t fall asleep again. My alarm is about to go off and I got an ice pack in my lower back. The itch has stopped. It’s gonna be a miserable day.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something bit me yesterday and I scratched it. It’s at the waist line so everything touches it it’s driving me crazy. I tried topical which never does anything. Tried ice which is always my go to and it’s not working. I don’t feels gives but that’s a matter of time.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn. Time in FEFW moves in real time. I’m waiting to go in to pass the test for the Heroic Games and it’s 8:29 on 2/27. I have about 27 more hours to wait. And I’m afraid to go to the World Map and miss the deadline or run out of turns.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope the next set of cards is just as easy.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn’t eat dinner. I wasn’t hungry. I got a stomachache and nausea. Thought I was gonna be in the bathroom throwing up nothing all night This only means I’ll suddenly wake up in the middle of the night for diarrhea lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy shit. The beast’s C order weighs a ton. The driver left it at my building, at an entrance I’ve never used before instead of the mail room. I went there and there was nothing. I thought I was gonna have to call and find out what the what. After some digging, I found photo the drive took. 😓
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We gave these ppl a power bank so they can use the laptop for four hours and suddenly the bank doesn’t charge the laptop because it’s out of juice. I don’t know how else to get them to charge it so this doesn’t keep happening. Their excuse: we’re not tech Me: we already told you what to do
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nintendo released an orchestral version of the LOZ medley today. Me: 😭
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*whispers* the x in Hunter x Hunter is silent lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This motherfucker is using the spreadsheet wrong and he’s removing the formulas from the cells. I want to bitch slap him.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today I canceled my monthly Pokemon TCG subscription which would’ve renewed tomorrow. I’m bored with the game. The card algorithm sucks and makes it hard to get 4 diamond cards. Plus it has reached peak by having Team Rocket as a booster pack. I’ll change my name to Inactive lol
Screenshot of the 2 star trainer card Team Rocket’s Master Plan card from the mobile game Pokémon TCG.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ha ha ha, Jewel-Osco has started surveillance pricing in their stores. Took this pic and forgot to post it. I’m running out of place to grocery shop. They were gonna be my go-to but at this point, I may as well go back to Target. Last time I was there the prices were lower.
Photo of packages of turkey bacon with electronic price tags instead of the paper ones Jewel-Osco used in the past. One price is $5.49 and the other is $5.99
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How does one cat hair get caught under the edge of my phone case which is a struggle to pull off. Answer: like the animal it came off, that one hair turns liquid on surfaces and can bend in weird ways. lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whoa! Almost forgot to go to my Pokemon job. Good thing I remembered before going to bed lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So. Will Nintendo make more LOZ Switch 2 consoles or nah. I’d hate for the scalpers selling them on eBay for a thousand dollars or more.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
These flashes of stomach pain/nausea are less frequent but always annoying and scary; when will nausea turn into vomit scary.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This new Ozempic is wreaking havoc on my digestive tract. I feel nauseous. It’s the worse feeling.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dude was clipping his fingernails at work. Yuck. Do your personal grooming at work. So gross.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I keep getting these weird waves of nausea. I think I’m hungry but at the same time I’m afraid to put food in my mouth. I’ve been taking the Ozempic for almost a week. Is it that or cyclospora lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t understand how the guys here are all, I don’t need to go to the assembly; I’m too manly. But the minute the new guys wants to go, all the sausages rush out to go the assembly. Fuck you all.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My game is here!
Photo of the game Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave sitting on a countertop.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got Mineru’s Construct amiibo but not Fire Emblem game. Nintendo/FedEx have failed me.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mom yesterday: gas prices are so high because of Russia and Ukraine Me: that’s a lie. The war in Ukraine affects oil production in Russia and has nothing to do with worldwide gas prices. It’s the war of convenience in Iran that’s causing high prices for everybody 🤬
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
GameStop sent me an email to let me know my order has been picked up and will be delivered on September 15. Today is the 17. It was not delivered on Tuesday lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy jeebus! I didn’t ask but it was delivered to me anyway. With iOS 26, the ability to hit one button in Safari to see all my tabs turned into an ellipsis and a menu. In iOS 27, the button is back! That was annoying but now my saltiness for the day has been blown away lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fucking men. Whenever I eat in the back room, I make sure I leave the table clean for the next person. This table is not clean. It’s got dried food in the surface. As I said, fucking men.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The ceiling and toilet sagas have finally been resolved. I left a scathing review of the work and the manager called me to find out more. I’m waiting to hear back from her.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Now that it’s been over 24 hours and I’ve watched the Direct and trailer more than once, some parts of the remake are yuck. Some parts look Dark Souls-like. Child Link looks covered in a sheen. That was my main fear when the first trailer came out. He looked shiny and his knees rosy.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mom gave me a tiny succulent. It’s gonna die. Poor thing.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There is a child’s version of The Nazi Conspiracy. Read about two and a half chapters. So far only one mention of punching Nazis. I think I’m gonna go look for the adult version. I may hate war and WWII but I don’t need it that softened. I can take it lol
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I feel like playing BOTW now.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My BOTK vinyl set has been delivered uwu
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Have we lost our minds?! I want that Zelda themed Switch 2. I already have one and I’m a couple of payments away from fully paying it. I guess I could sell it but I have a hard time interacting with internet strangers lol I want the amiibo but have no interest in the ocarina itself.
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Rumpled Dollar Bill @rumpleddollarbill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am not ready for today’s Direct lol
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