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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷

@veryroundbird.house
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next year we will spread our hands toward the radiant light. / she/they / 21↑ / menacing anime girl / suburban mom (real) / arknights + writing + game design + ttrpgs + computers + cat&birdposting + supreme court haterism / pfp by @voidedjuice.bsky.social

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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 03/10/2026
you know i should in fact figure out how to use wafrn. i do like their style. which is to say i received this in my email
image that says "I'm joining the war on autism on the side of the autism" with presumably some kind of wafrn mascot
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 05/09/2026
pwease i need it to be an agonizing negative space void of a relationship. i need that to live
catcrumb art of two crying cats wailing "NO MORE LOVE!!" and "BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE" with a third picture of them holding paws angrily with arrows designating "hand" and "unlovable hand"
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 21/08/2026
WHAT GOAL IS THIS MEETING?
google health app screenshot showing sleep tracking info; the sleep score is noted as 59 (poor) but with a time of 4h 10m (goal met)
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 18/08/2026
1. oh cute quiz. delightful 2. yeah this tracks lmao. got me
Quiz Result: You Are Calliope
(image is of a dark-skinned girl with fluffy blue hair and a cute pink outfit)
You are Calliope! You are a sensible person whose eccentricities may affect your relationships but in a way that brings about insecurity.
You may be focused more on your own life much of the time though you still value your close friendships!
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 12/08/2026
i don't go here but this is cute... a little funny since i'd characterize myself as pretty determined but i think i'm just also aggressively selective about picking my battles. so yeah this all tracks (also nice idea to have a button to copy a text version, op; makes alt text really easy)
MY SOUL: KINDNESS (GREEN)
"No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel."

KINDNESS       79%
PATIENCE       61%
JUSTICE        61%
BRAVERY        60%
PERSEVERANCE   50%
INTEGRITY      48%
DETERMINATION  23%
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 31/07/2026
THAT'S ME THAT'S MY NAME!!!
Photo of a listing at GenCon Games on Demand:
TSL: The Fast and the Bi-Curious
Thirsty Sword Lesbians makes toxic enemies-to lovers relationships fun! But does that mean you special have to spend the whole campaign as enemies, and barely any of it as lovers? In this original acceleration, enhanced by Carly Smallbird's Toxic Yuri hack, your Sword Lesbians will power up more than ever before and hurtle through the ups and downs of relationship drama faster than you can pack a UHaul.
Game Tags: Competitive, Silly, Hack
Content Warning: Sexual content, Family or relationship dysfunction, Playing as a bad person on purpose, Intense Relationships Between PCs
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 28/07/2026
this time i'm not lying. chapter today
discord post from user "it's me i'm the prts5" yesterday at 11:29pm
#MyWorm and #MyWorm and #MyWorm and #MyWorm and #MyWormdiscord post from user "it's me i'm the prts5" yesterday at 11:31pm
[closure voice] holy fucking binglediscord post from user "it's me i'm the prts5" yesterday at 2:12am
time headings getting real normal in this chapter
"Hell If You Even Know What Time It Is Now"
"Does It Even Matter Anymore"
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 28/07/2026
who could have done this
List of recent searches from my phone:
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 26/07/2026
guess what the context was for this
screenshot of me posting on discord: "i'm just saying there is *definitely* someone out there for whom "i get tf'd into a plushie but you can still milk me like a cow" is their dream come true"
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 25/07/2026
AM I A JOKE TO YOU
screenshot of a character recruitment from arknights. the character is chongyue. he is not either of the banner six-stars. this is the first six-star i have gotten i swear to fuck
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 24/07/2026
ellipsus stats how dare you call me out like this
screenshot of the ellipsus punctuation habits panel where em dashes vastly outnumber anything else by more than 100%
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 19/07/2026
now you may ask, carly, how much help did you get from claude code on these tens of thousands of lines of code? the answer is none because i do this for love of the game
screenshot of a github pull request titled "WIP DONUT [sic] TOUCH" that has 928 changed files, 13386 additions, and 53804 deletions
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 27/06/2026
yeah ok i'll take it.
2020s political alignment quiz result:
92% woke
67% neo-luddite
61% hopepilled
78% davos2020s political alignment quiz result, cont:
closest match: ed zitron, podcaster and pundit
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 11/05/2026
i present to you my stupid css tricks. if you want to mimic the newer-style location/date headings in the arknights vn segments you can use this (it'll auto-match the current text color so no worries about light/dark mode or whatever) archiveofourown.org/skins/10571521
A preview of a header with a location and date, with a rhombus motif to the left side, displayed in both light and dark modes
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 22/04/2026
maximum daughter
screencap of amiya's caster form, with all masteries and modulesscreencap of amiya's guard form, with all masteries and modulesscreencap of amiya's medic form, with all masteries and modules
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 28/03/2026
okay <3 yay <3
contextless arknights screenshot of a golden ocean under a dark sky, lit only by a glowing rhombus; dialogue reads:
HIERDA - As long as we believe.
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 09/03/2026
sending kal'tsit to the maid cafe dimension temporarily for the bit
screencap of the arknights home screen with kal'tsit in her maid outfit posed in front of the sanrio cafe background
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 05/03/2026
got into the creepy and freaky (...the manga title. not just generally) via @geostatonary.bsky.social and. i love... ms. bury... the gradual background escalation of her from bewildered garden club member to SCP PVP-er is so funny
manga panel with a portrait of a woman in tactical gear over a somewhat femme uniform holding a big shovel. text: "Who sent Agent Endo... as a special response unit. Endo, aka Ms. Bury... possesses supernatural abilities."
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 25/02/2026
we live in hell fyi
screenshot of the about page from styled-system.com which reads:

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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 23/02/2026
lol. lmao. nice try
screencap of an email from "ChatGPT" with an "urgent" message about a "payment issue"clicking on the sender details: oops! that's not a ChatGPT official email at all!
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 07/02/2026
apparently i'm in endfield?
screenshot from arknights endfield of a notebook titled "Carly's Tales" that has a little doodle of some black-haired bespectacled kemonomini girl on it. it is apparently part of some quest where Carly wants the player character to help her complete the book.
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 07/02/2026
reader, i was awake until 5am, anyway if i need to be really awake for 8 hours i know where to order boba from i guess.
discord screenshot from 3:14am from user with display name "it's me i'm the prts5" that reads: "meanwhile. it is 3am. i think i made a mistake with milk tea because i am the awakest i have ever been. i am either going to hate or love everything i've written tomorrow. this chapter has 118 footnotes."
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 20/12/2025
sometimes people ask me why i do what i do
Edit of the "I've made a robot that screams" comic:
Scientist 1: "I've written a fic where everyone has a bad time!"
Robot: [screaming]
Scientist 2: "Why?"
Scientist 1: ...
Scientist 1: [thinking. why indeed]
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 08/12/2025
screenshot of a tumblrpost from jaclcfrost that says "good responses to being stabbed with a sword" and then a number of images of arknights characters with said responses:
- "rude": kal'tsit
- "that's fair": hoederer
- "not again": civilight eterna
- "are you gonna want this back or can i keep it": blaze
- "oh no i'm allergic": thorns
- "it sword of seems like you've got a problem with me": wiš'adel
-  [ laughter ]: lappland
- "sure it's the thought that counts and i appreciate the sentiment, but does this gift come with a receipt?": texas
- "you wound me. literally. you just. actually wounded me. that thing is really sharp. so you. don't look at me like that. they can't all be winners": mr. nothing
- "wouldn't it have been hilarious if i just flew back like halloons do when you pop 'em? can you even imagine? god. just. do it again. pretend the first time didn't happen. come on. please": nian
- [ grabs sword by the blade, pulls it out, and hands it back ] "you dropped this": entelechia
- "that's unfortunate": gladiia
- "it could be worse": skadi
- "this isn't really how i pictured my day going when i woke up this morning, but who am i to complain": the doctor
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 08/12/2025
what's it like inside your head?
it's that "normal couple / yaoi couple / yuri couple / i see no difference" meme except it's all replaced with "yuri couple" and the last panel is "it's all yuri because i am a fa—"a cat in the snow looking close-up at the camera with the text "you need to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible"a doodle of a cat swinging a baseball bat back and forth with a "CLANG CLANG" noise and on one side it says "peace and sweet" and on the other side it says "violence and threat" (via catcrumb)a very wet raccoon standing in a lake looking bedraggled with the text "for the fuckteenth time"
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 04/12/2025
i think maybe i need to touch more grass
screenshot from Discord Checkpoint, its year summary thingy, indicating that i sent almost 50k messages which puts me in the top 1% of discord chatters
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 21/11/2025
also, this bitch
infinity nikki cosplay of priestess from arknightsinfinity nikki cosplay of priestess from arknightsinfinity nikki cosplay of priestess from arknightsinfinity nikki cosplay of priestess from arknights
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 21/11/2025
here's more. there were really some choice designs in this event
infinity nikki cosplay of marion from the arknights act or die event (I MEANT MOIRA IN THE OTHER POST THERE'S TOO MANY M NAMES)infinity nikki cosplay of melanie from the arknights act or die eventinfinity nikki cosplay of phantom/lucian/tragodia from the arknights act or die eventinfinity nikki cosplay of shalem from the arknights act or die event
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 21/11/2025
got really into doing arknights cosplay in infinikki
infinity nikki dress-up of shelly from the act or die eventinfinity nikki dress-up of greta from the act or die eventinfinity nikki dress-up of marion from the act or die eventinfinity nikki dress-up of tippi from the act or die event
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 18/11/2025
i was inspired
a doodle after the last panel of the "steven universe vs. hitler" comic with the doctor from arknights saying "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, amiya" and a miserable-looking amiya going "damn" and clutching her medic staff
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 18/11/2025
help
screenshot of sunset.femslash.club with some more colors and fonts and stuff
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 10/11/2025
that said. i at least kind of have it working even if i cannot for the life of me figure out how to get custom fonts to work. uhh what info would people actually want on these cards btw
slightly jank opengraph image thumbnail concept that shows an AO3 work title and description with the canonical url at the bottom. it's a work in progress.
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 05/11/2025
the epic highs and lows of implementing oauth
a screencap of a code repository's commit history, featuring such status messages as "debug shit," "more debugging," "does this work," and "oops. different kid on server"
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 03/11/2025
xkcd "human proximity to cat" graph showing intelligence decrease and inanity of statements increase the nearer one is to a cat with the person's head replaced with the doctor's portrait and the cat replaced with kal'tsit
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 30/10/2025
YOU (jk i was already distracted by yuri)
you know that meme image of someone grabbing a cat on the floor where there's clear debris from a plant being tipped over in the background
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 28/10/2025
i've perfected my infinity nikki akane shinjo cosplay
screenshot from infinity nikki of the player character dressed up like akane shinjo from ssss.gridman, against a backdrop of floral arches screenshot from infinity nikki of the player character dressed up like akane shinjo from ssss.gridman, against a backdrop of a stone pathscreenshot from infinity nikki of the player character dressed up like akane shinjo from ssss.gridman, against a backdrop of a stone path
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 19/10/2025
found the mitzi theme
screenshot of a chunk of ellipsus themes with a red and black one circled
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 19/10/2025
why
screenshot of a huge pack of wyler's light "picklemonade" sticks
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 19/10/2025
👀🤫✍️
screenshot from some writing program that has a counter reading "792 words" with a brief and mostly redacted snippet. the visible part reads:

Here is the hypothesis that you have assembled:[8]

[...]

Which begs the question, as you idly flip through pages—

*What the fuck was wrong with you?*
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 15/10/2025
arknights.
cg of the character exusiai riding an armed and motorized confessional booth while toting a gun of her own through a hail of bullets. this is normal for arknights
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 14/10/2025
tehe
screenshot of a social media profile page for something called "smallbird social" showing the user page for the OC question of the day archivescreenshot of the feed page for the OC question of the days feed on the aforementioned smallbird socialscreenshot of a singular post of a very pretty robin
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 21/09/2025
this is what i do for fun
screenshot of a partially-finished appview for bsky showing contents from the birds feed
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 16/09/2025
if u see this quote with the energy u bring to bluesky
I think this is from aqua teen hunger force and the drink cup is saying to the meatball "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this"
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 04/09/2025
"climbing uphill" parody about applying to tech jobs. is this anything
i’m climbing uphill, daddy
climbing uphill
i’m up every morning at six
applying to jobs versus two hundred guys
who are young and use chatgpt
who have already been to the gym

been waiting five months for phone screens
and watching the jobs just coming and going
with listings that look just like this
’til my number is finally called

when i join the zoom call
there’s a table of men
always men
(USUALLY WHITE)
who’ve been watching copilot
giving it prompts to sort through
a zillion CVs
trying to pass AI scans—

“I am a good person
“I’m an attractive person
“I am a talented person
“Grant me grace—“
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 30/08/2025
ok i understand what's intended here but. this is really funny.
a screencap from an email promotion from the rakuten kobo ebook store that says:

Recommended for you this week
Our top pick for you is:
Fascism
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 28/08/2025
this one!!
a girl from hinatazaka46. i don't know who she is but she's got a cute outfit in this music video and her dancing is good
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 27/08/2025
working on something for the people at large
it's a screenshot of an html page that looks exactly like the itch game jam page more or less
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 26/08/2025
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
manga panel of char aznable saying "No more about this. Do not share your views with me."
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 23/08/2025
twiddles my thumbs i got the application running on local with some new lexicon defs, started working out how many routes this needs, time for bed there'll be non-pink theme options. if you're a coward
UI design screenshot of something called "askproto" with a list of questions and answers on the front page
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c. ruiyi smallbird 🪷 @veryroundbird.house · 22/08/2025
now, call me crazy, but I could have sworn we already solved this with something called "sort functions" decades ago
screencap from a wired article about a reporter going to work at Notion for two days, where they have embraced "vibe coding":
"The assignment was simple. We would create a new skill in Notion called Alphabetize, so that when someone uses Notion AI to draft a list or table of popular dog breeds, the user can alphabetize the content with one click."
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