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mechanical twerk

@ruhee.ca
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baseball freak, musician, knitter, powerlifter, book enjoyer, software engineer. 20% of @survivalclubtheband.com and creator of STACHECAST: stachecast.lol she/her 🍉

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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 1h
Everyone's wrong sometimes
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 1h
one of the best there is, imo
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 1h
I stand by the fuck yeah though
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 1h
Oh lol serves me right trying to interpret miles instead of km
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 1h
sub-4 seems completely bananas to me, I'm no runner but it takes me SIGNIFICANTLY longer to run one single mile so... fuck yeah
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 2h
I remember that project!! what a time, that's amazing. turns out making shit for fun is good for a number of reasons
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 2h
She is not writing about baseball rn but she just wrote a really beautiful book that I would highly recommend: www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/240067...
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The Lost Season by Stacey May Fowles | Penguin Random House Canada
One of Indigo's Most Anticipated Books of 2026. The bestselling author of Baseball Life Advice, Stacey May Fowles returns with the honesty, humour, and heart that readers love in a memoir exploring in...
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 3h
it was SO fun, I actually just saw Stacey a couple of weeks ago and we reminisced about how fun it was!! core memories for all of us I think
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 3h
I hope you're enjoying your return to this big dumb sport. Also hi I hope you're well and I miss talking baseball and hockey with you (I have no idea who even plays for the Flames at present, which seems fine actually)
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 3h
I'm still to this day meeting people who remember this and are shocked to learn it was me. I got a job partly off the back of this dumb website a year later! 2015 was magic.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 3h
11 years ago today 🥲
an old ass twitter screenshot of David Price posting about my dumb website on September 30, 2015
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 3h
Kevin Gausman starting game 2 🥲❤️‍🩹🫡 Hope he shoves and also hope his shoulder doesn't fall off
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 15h
Welcome back my friend
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 19h
as a lifelong chicago white sox fan: nice
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 22h
lmao
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 23h
Are you fucking kidding me Chris Sale. 100mph for a swinging strike in game 1 of the wild card in 2026 lmao
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 23h
like 2 days after great outings from Verlander and Scherzer... I am healed
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 23h
I have a day off from tour obligations and I am NOT leaving my couch, LFG ⚾⚾⚾
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 23h
Omg SIX???? happy birthday Will!!!
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 29/09/2026
I feel you bsky.app/profile/boxs...
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 29/09/2026
another delightful @orth.ca project. get in on this!
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 29/09/2026
it's absolutely nuts! I really liked Hutchison, sad it never quite came together for him
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 29/09/2026
this is really fun, nice job! excited to see how my bracket performs (ideally very poorly since it has LAD winning lolol). how are you tracking which brackets were already assigned?
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 29/09/2026
this somehow makes it feel more recent lmao, I feel like I haven't seen Musgrove in an eternity
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 29/09/2026
JOE MUSGROVE??!????
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 03/10/2024
October got me like
Giant baseball literally on a man’s head, with the caption SOMETHING ON HIS MIND #mlb
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 29/09/2026
My favourite comment about this project so far has been "I get it, my wife has a photo of me in her office and next to it is a photo of Dylan Cease" lmao Anyway, working on a large update (all of the Padres data) stay tuned 🤘
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 29/09/2026
so help me god, I like when big man hits baseball 500 feet
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 29/09/2026
😮😮
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 29/09/2026
Oh man that's awesome, I wish I still had mine!!! It was way too small after like 2 years :(
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
Am I doing duckface? Who can say. These guys last pitched in the majors in 2022, 2025, 2022, and 2023, which is better than I expected actually
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
my god this Facebook memory from 12 years ago (honestly it feels like way longer) @minorleaguer.ca
old-ass Photo Booth photo of me pointing at my shirt, which says Hutchison & Stroman & Sanchez & Norris.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
This is a bit rude but I'll take it
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
@boxscore.online predict me!
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
OH NO
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
oh hell yeah thank you
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
Two more days off from tour when the baseball schedule looks like THIS... I will not be leaving my couch. Playoff four-gamers are the best days of the year
Screenshot of the MLB schedule for September 29 showing four games, at 2, 5, 8 and 10 PM ET
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
Oh noooo
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
👑👑👑
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
He's such a fucking freak (laudatory) I love him
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
hahaha that post has helped me find so many baseball twitter friends 😂 hope you're well!!
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
I do like to reference my own jokes bsky.app/profile/ruhe...
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
Between Verlander, Springer, and Scherzer it's a wonder there was any time for actual baseball this weekend in between all the crying
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
Clare there is so much crying in baseball 😭
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Defector @defector.com · 28/09/2026
It isn't over until Max Scherzer says it is: defector.com/it-isnt-over...
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It Isn't Over Until Max Scherzer Says It Is | Defector
Pitchers are a kooky breed: superstitious, hypercompetitive, quite often a little bit nuts. It’s a personality type that shares a lot with kickers and goalies in other sports. The common threads?…
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, yeah
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
Omg 👑
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
I was so worried it'd be like Mark Buehrle's last start where he only needed 2 innings to get to 200 and just fell apart and couldn't do it. Haha lol imagine doubting Max Scherzer.
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
up early thinking about this
Box score from yesterday's Jays game where Scherzer went 7 innings, 6 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 7 Ks
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 28/09/2026
I figured someone would do this
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