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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

What Louise & I would just say to you is, we're entitled to our entitlements. #DyinLuxon #CoalitionofGreedyCruelCunts #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

What I'd just say to you is...I'd rather we talk about how cycle lanes make it hard for me to get to work. #DyinLuxon #CoalitionofElectionRiggers #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

What I'd just say to you is, we're thinking of renaming the party Luxon United. #DyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

What I'd just say to you is, why do you think they gave me the job in the first place? #DyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #Shambles #NZpol whakatakitimes.nz/national-mps...

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

What I'd just say to you is.....I foolishly thought my #LyinExTobaccoLobbyist Bish & Winnie were only ever talking about shoveling more taxpayer money to ciggie companies during their durry breaks. #DyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

What I'd just say to you is.....my caucus has become wet, whiny & inward looking. #DyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

What I'd just say to you is, just as well Labour are spending all their time at meetings playing silly buggers. Otherwise they might have been leading voters onto the streets to protest our corruption. #NZpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

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'A co-ordinated campaign of secret lobbying' - climate activist

Climate activist Mike Smith says government changes to climate law have "exposed" what appears to be a "deliberate effort" to conceal communications.

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

What I'd just say to you is, you might think I'm a fool, but Labour MPs fall over themselves at every opportunity to prove they're not serious people. #OnlytheGreenscansaveus #NZpol www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

What I'd just say to you is, everything's fine. I'm wealthy & sorted & #HoplessHipkins doesn't believe in a Wealth Tax either. #OnlytheGreenscansaveus Why are the far right (& NZ First) doing so well? youtu.be/lX3xtIjWRq8?...

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Why are the far right doing so well? And can it be stopped?

YouTube video by Garys Economics

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

What I'd just say to you is, why even bother wasting money on an election when never wrong Thomas is telling me to put on my dancing shoes again? #DyinLyinLuxon #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

What I'd just say to you is, finally someone who gets u̶s̶, m̶e̶, it. #DyinLyinLuxon #EattheRich #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

What I'd just say to you is, a third of New Zealand’s fuel comes from Singapore. While I’ve been here, we’ve signed a deal that "DOES NOT IN ANY WAY commit NZ or Singapore to procure or guarantee the supply of goods to one another", even in a crisis. #DyinLyinLuxon #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

What I'd just say to you is, a lot of people say my Coalition is dysfunctional, but at least we don't go around telling the public home truths about each other. #DyinLuxon #Onetermgovernment

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, the most disappointing part is that we didn't have a similar bit of dirt to hold over Tova to ensure our propaganda was broadcast as news without pushback in the morning as well. #DyinLuxon #NZpol #StateMediaCapture www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, which of these 2 photos of the architect of my re-election do you prefer? #DyinLuxon #CoalitionofFascists #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, I am not a coward. I'm not. #DyinLuxon #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, my government is utterly, totally, completely, lazer focused on the biggest issue facing NZ, that being my cost of Winston crisis. #DyinLuxon #Deathbyathousandcuts #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, I'm proud to say my caucus's you'll-never-know-the-numbers vote & my prepared statement to the press successfully saw an end to the front page speculation about my leadership. Case closed. #DyinLuxon #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, Stuart desperately wanted to be at our caucus meeting today to front the media, but unfortunately he had a longstanding prior appointment with David Copperfield, who made him disappear until all this blows over. #DyinLuxon #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

What I'd say to you is, get in! Just got my lifetime ticket to Davos! #DyinLuxon #NZpol www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, what letter? #DyinLuxon #NZpol www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, get it right. I don't make announcements about announcements I'm going to announce. I make announcements about announcements I'm NOT going to announce. #DyinLuxon #CoalitionofConArtists #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, yes Todd & I have sold NZ down the river, but on a positive note it won't be our problem when you have to pay the price. #DyinLuxon #CoalitionofConArtists #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, at least Winnie's eating Labour's lunch as well. #DyinLuxon #HopelessHipkins

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, at least there's one loyal Luxxie left who's holding the l̶i̶e̶ line at that traitorous rat infested Herald rag. #DyinLuxon #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, my caucus just needs to get to know me. #DyinLuxon #nzpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, help me correct this fake news. Go to the link below & cast your vote. #LyinLuxon #DeadPMwalking www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, I can't meet my ghost whips. #LyinLuxon #DeadPMwalking #nzpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

What I'd just say to you Goldie is, get on the blower to TVNZ's Chairman again & demand another apology & a puff piece as compensation! And interrogate every damn Nat MP until you find out who's leaking!! Start with bloody Bishop!!! #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

What I'd just say to you Tama, I mean Tova, how many Maori National Party MPs do we have in the cabinet you ask. It's a number. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, National is the party of small business..... elimination. #LyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #NZpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, it's been 4 & 1/2 years since I started on this journey to be NZ's least popular PM & I'm proud to say, while she never alerted you to my fibs, Amanda still powders my shiny, disco ball head every chance she gets. This is love. #LyinLuxon #nzpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, how many times do I have to tell you to leave my family out of it? #LyinLuxon #NZpol Amanda Luxon on PM’s popularity: NZers 'miss out' on the full story www.1news.co.nz/2026/04/04/a...

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Amanda Luxon on PM’s popularity: NZers 'miss out' on the full story

The PM's wife was asked about last month's poll result which showed National Party support had fallen to 28%.

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

What I'd just say to you @henrycooke.bsky.social is, it's so nice of you to try to cheer Bish up by doing him a solid & hiding from your readers the tobacco part of the "lobbying in between" section in your glowing letter of recommendation. #nzpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

What I'd just say to you is, my esteemed Min of Fin #NickyNoBoats assures me this chart has no correlation to the new projected NZ inflation number she's hiding from you. Besides everyone knows it's all(ways) Labour's fault. #LyinLuxon #nzpol

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

What I'd just say to you is, it's business as usual, please don't think it's COVID 2.0. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

What I'd just say to you is, "I used to run a country" has a pretty good ring to it don't you think? #LyinLuxon

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

What I'd just say to you is, I've been speaking to leaders all around the world to get intelligence about the trajectory of the conflict. And just like me, nobody knows anything. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever #CoalitionClownShow

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

What I'd just say to you is, Treasury has given Nicola a much higher inflation number. But she's not going to share it with you, like she boastfully did 2 weeks ago, because we're focused on the real world. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever #NickyNoClue

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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

What I'd just say to you is, I've been speaking to leaders all around the world & while we came up with fuel crisis solutions quickly, TO BE HONEST, they're struggling. They were so impressed with my leadership they're now following our 4 phase model. #LyinLuxon #WorstPMever

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