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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Portrait painting of a young man pointed out a window and a large fire burning in the distance with the caption, “SHIT’S ON FIRE, YO”.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He fell to the turd?
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jennifer Anniston in the movie Office Space riding in a car asking Peter, “How is that not stealing?”
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“I’m not that strong a swimmer.”
Two men in a swimming pool performing a synchronized swimming routine. One wears a life jacket.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A somewhat unflattering portrait of the warden of Alkatraz Prison (portrayed by Patrick McGoohan) painted by a prisoner who then lost his painting privileges. From the film Escape From Alkatraz.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Zuckerberg superyacht responds to distress call from nearby ship:
In a scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, a Nazi in military uniform on the deck of a ship at sea says to the ship’s captain, “Savage! You are not in a position to ask for anything. We will take what we wish, and then decide whether or not to blow your ship from the water.”
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Watercolor doodle of a kitten raising a lit torch with the words GONNA BURN THIS MUTHA DOWN
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Saturday morning, Camano Island, Washington.
In the foreground, a coffee mug on a flat railing. Beyond that, a rocky shore and large calm body of water with round buoys bobbing offshore stretch left to right into the distance. Across the water, a ridge covered in evergreen trees lines the far shore. In the distance, snow-capped mountain peaks dot the horizon beneath a deep blue sky dappled with fluffy clouds with the glow of the sun low in the sky shining through.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
King County Sheriff’s Department K9 memorial at the Regional Communications and Emergency Coordination Center (RCECC). #dogs #doggos #dogsofbluesky
A statue of a black dog with a medal around its neck.

An engraved granite black plaque is on the ground beside it with the text:

VALOR

Exhibiting great courage in the face of danger. 

Valor stands to represent our legacy of Arson, Explosives, and Narcotics detection Partners.A statue of a happy German Shepherd with its tongue out next to an engraved granite plaque with the text:

GUARDIAN

Standing watch over this place of honor.A sign with a picture of a black dog and a picture of a German Shepherd, a Kimg County Sheriff’s Department badge and a K9 memorial symbol (a paw print with K9 and a purple and grey striped ribbon) and the text:

K9 PRAYER

I will lay down my life for you and expect nothing but love in return. I protect all officers with my life, and would gladly take a bullet in their place. I am sent in to find lost children and fugitives on the run. I find drugs and weapons and even bombs. I am the first sent in and often the last to leave. I am the nose and ears of the officers. I protect and serve them. I would die for any and all officers. I only ask for your Love and Care. 24 engraved granite plaques beneath the K9 Prayer sign next to the statue of Guardian the German Shepherd.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
#NoKings West Seattle Junction #NoKingsSeattle #EasyStreetRecords #walkallways
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#NoKings West Seattle. The Junction, California Ave SW & SW Alaska St. #NoKingsSeattle #EasyStreetRecords #walkallways
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#NoKings West Seattle. The Junction, California Ave SW & SW Alaska St. #NoKingsSeattle #EasyStreetRecords #walkallways
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#NoKings West Seattle. The Junction, California Ave SW & SW Alaska St. #NoKingsSeattle #EasyStreetRecords #walkallways
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#NoKings West Seattle.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#NoKings West Seattle
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Now with ALT text and links. bit.ly/nokings328 bit.ly/nokingshosts
Image: A drawing of a crown with a red X through it.

Image: A map of the continental United States with dots indicating event locations. The country is almost completely obscured by dots.

Text:
NO KINGS
MARCH 28, 2026
will be the largest protest in U.S history!
NEARLY 3,000 EVENTS SO FAR!

FIND an event: bit.ly/nokings328
HOST an event: bit.ly/nokingshosts
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Duke approves.
A black cat with white paws and a white chest sits in a cardboard box with his left arm leaning over the side and his right arm forward with his paw on the front edge of the box, looking very cool.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
One of my favorite highlights from the Seahawks Championship Parade. #12thPony
A small white pony with its mane dyed in blue & green stripes, blue glitter polish on it’s hoofs, blue leg wraps, and a green-trimmed blue banner over its back with a Seahawks logo, a number 12, and 12thpony.com printed on it.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
#Seahawks #Parade #FuckICE
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Love it!
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I love this one.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
GO HAWKS! Seattle Seahawks Super Bowl LX Champions
Seattle Seahawks coach Mike McDonald is surrounded by photographers as he smiles looking up in the sky at the confetti falling after the Seahawks’ victory in Super Bowl LX.Seattle Seahawks coach Mike McDonald holds the Lombardi trophy surrounded by falling confetti after the Seahawks’ victory in Super Bowl LX.Seattle Seahawks Leonard Williams and Demarcus Lawrence hold up the Lombardi trophy after the Seahawks’ victory in Super Bowl LX.Newspapers with full page photos and huge headlines of the Seattle Seahawks’ playoffs games victories and Super Bowl victory:

SEAHAWKS DEFEAT THE RAMS IN A THRILLER

SEATTLE CRUISES PAST 49ERS

SUPER BOWL LX CHAMPIONS

12s VOTED BEST FANS IN THE LEAGUE 

FINAL: SEAHAWKS 29, PATRIOTS 13
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Moss Man approves.
A muscular, green, plastic action figure covered in green fuzz.  He wears a bark Speedo with a gold belt and carries a wooden scepter. He is Moss Man, friend of He-Man. He is protector of the forests and all the plants and creatures that live there. He looks like a pro wrestler made of Astro-turf. Although you can’t tell from a photograph, he is pine scented.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Seahawks only scored 4 field goals thru 3 quarters and it still was never close. i.redd.it/ktokz056ffig...
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
GO SEAHAWKS!
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet sitting on a log. Piglet is wearing a Seattle Seahawks cap. Pooh has a Seahawks logo on his chest. 

“What day is today?” asked Pooh.

“It’s the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground.” squeaked Piglet.

“My favorite day.” said Pooh.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Stoats and ermines are the yin and yang of the Mustelidae.
Milo the stoat and Tina the ermine, the mascots of the Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I see Donkey.
Donkey from Shrek.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem The Department of Homeland Security is run by KLAN. If you wrote that in a story submission, MAD magazine editors would roll their eyes and cut it for being over the top.
Screenshot of Kristi Noem’s Wikipedia page showing that her full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
A kitten lays next to a vase full of flowers.
“From the ashes of capitalism, a thousand flowers will grow!”
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
(Twitter post)
Briana Rose Lee 
@BrianaRoseLee

Still not knowing the name of Alex’s murderer kind of is a moment of truth.
The United States has a nameless, masked, unaccountable and secret killing squad. And they have been set loose in Minneapolis.

4:51 AM 
Jan 26, 2026 
106.9K Views
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Statement from the family of Alex Pretti,
Michael and Susan Pretti:

We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the hero term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman.The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He has his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE  just pushed down all while being pepper sprayed.

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Realistically, those should be reusable plastic shipping pallets.
Nine reusable plastic shipping pallets. Four  of the same size stacked uniformly in the center colored green, yellow, grey, and blue, surrounded by five of various sizes and styles colored black standing on edge or sitting atop or leaning against the center stack, all posed insouciantly at rakish angles.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
#Seahawks
Seahawks DT Leonard Williams, wearing a blue Seahawks Jersey #99 and with his helmet pulled up on the top of his head yells with his fists raised and his tongue out after the Seattle Seahawks beat the San Francisco 49ers to advance to the NFC Championship Game.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I found it. From “A fish caught in time : the search for the coelacanth” by Samantha Weinberg, 2000, Harper Collins. Available on archive.org.
A sketch of a fish with hand-written notes. The image is captioned at the bottom: Marjorie Courtenay-Latimer’s rough sketch of her unusual “limbed” fish.

A drawing—an almost cartoonish doodle—of a round-headed fish with many vertical bands of scales, two fins on its back and 3 fins on its belly, with the tail fin drawn separated from the body. The following notes are written above and below the drawing:

Bony plate [with an arrow pointing to the fish’s head]

Scales, hard forming an armour 
almost case like

Teeth small and sparring 
scattered on hard palate

[above the tail fin] c andal fin

[below the sketch]
Colour   dark grey black. (uniform)

Length   4 1/2 ft.

depth of Body   18 inches 

depth of tail   12 inches

length of fins.   Spinous Dorsal 8”
                          Soft        Dorsal 9”
                          Pectoral   —    12”
                          Pelvics     —     8”
                          ANAL      —    12”
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The new Avatar movie looks terrible.
A man wearing a sport coat, slacks, and dress shirt with his face painted blue yells and swings around two very fake looking strings of dynamite on a bushy cliff overlooking the ocean. Jean-Paul Belmondo from the climactic scene of Jean-Luc Godard’s 1965 film, Pierrot le Fou.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy Horse Birthday to those who celebrate!
A horse looking festive in a crochet birthday party hat.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Merriam Webster logo. Your 2026 Word:

melancholic
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
They must have rode their Syd Mead-mobile and sidecar racer from the wasteland 80s Electronics Museum right out to the dam colony in The Postman.
Tom Petty, in a scruffy, well-worn leather jacket, smiles as he talks to someone. In the background, a bunch of scruffy looking people stand next to piles of crab pots and ropes next to a tall concrete wall.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The Seahawks are now 1-172 when trailing by 15+ in the 4th quarter.
Sam Darnold and Ken Walker III of the Seahawks celebrating and a series of screen shots of the scoreboard from the Thursday Night Football matchup between the Seahawks and Rams showing the progression of scores in the 4th quarter.
At 8:13 of the 4th, the score was Rams 30, Seahawks 14.
8:03, Rams 30, Seahawks 20.
6:24, Rams 30, Seahawks 22.
6:23, Rams 30, Seahawks 28.
6:23, Rams 30, Seahawks 30.
FINAL/OT, Rams 37, Seahawks 38.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Zip-tied Wee Baby Jesus. chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
A Nativity scene with Mary wearing a gas mask surrounded by Roman Centurions while the baby Jesus lies in a crate manger with his hands zip tied.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
A woman with long blonde hair and a black eye patch holding a lit cigarette says, “You know, I’ve always liked that word, gargantuan. So rarely I ever get to use it in a sentence.”
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
A leering, dopey looking, old guy (Wallace Shawn as Vizzini in The Princess Bride) leans forward reaching his arm out.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The first thing that popped into my mind was that FIFA has fallen victim to a classic blunder.
A leering, dopey looking, old guy (Wallace Shawn as Vizzini in The Princess Bride) leans forward reaching his arm out.
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Rufus97 @rufus97.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
Cast of the HBO series Deadwood.
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