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@rudymartinez.wtf
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Writer, performer, freelancer living the good life with an amazing woman and a curmudgeon, but damn handsome doggo in Paris.

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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 08/10/2026
Live Q&A at chicanoinparis.com
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Chicano In Paris | Rudy Martinez | Substack
Chicano in Paris is my personal substack where I share all the nonsense in my head. All the news you want can be found at restoftheworldreport.com. Click to read Chicano In Paris, by Rudy Martinez, a ...
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 08/10/2026
it’s about the schools. Overall, the entire day was festive and joyous. But I’ll tell you all about it later tonight. Until then, enjoy the dancing banana.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 08/10/2026
I do apologize for the sound quality during the live feed. I’m going to do a live video Q&A tonight lol at 1700 EST and tell you all about it. I talked to a few kids and they all said the same thing:
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 07/10/2026
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Rest of the World Report | October 7, 2026 — Morning Edition
Trump said, "Let them take out Los Angeles." The White House says he was misunderstood.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 06/10/2026
Can he just die already?
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 29/09/2026
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Rest of the World Report for September 29, 2026.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 17/09/2026
I’m sure someone will get all pissy, but I needed to get it off my chest. Listen. To. Black. Women.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 16/09/2026
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Moscow Has Noticed
Listen now (11 mins) | The View From Everywhere Else
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 30/08/2026
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 29/08/2026
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 22/08/2026
Full article at restoftheworldreport.com
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 20/08/2026
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Rest of the World Report | August 19, 2026 — Evening Edition
Israel just admitted for the first time it fired on the car that killed five-year-old Hind Rajab, two and a half years after denying it.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 18/08/2026
restoftheworldreport.com or restoftheworldreport.org
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 15/08/2026
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 13/08/2026
You know it is too damn hot when there is literally nobody sitting outside in Paris.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 13/08/2026
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The Rest of the World Report | August 12, 2026 — Evening Edition
Ukraine struck Russia's last major Black Sea Fleet stronghold at Novorossiysk, defying reported US pressure to stand down from targeting the port.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 11/08/2026
open.substack.com/pub/restofth... or restofthewordreport.org if you don’t like substack. Either way, always free.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 11/08/2026
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Dear Americans, Iran won the Iran war. Your insane president will claim victory but your gas will stay high. Good night and good luck! Love, God
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 09/08/2026
Good News Sunday!
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Rest of the World Report | Good News Sunday August 9, 2026
A mom tattooed a keyboard on her arm so her nonverbal son always has a way to reach her. A stranger rebuilt a stolen farm stand overnight.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 08/08/2026
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 08/08/2026
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The Rest of the World Report | August 7, 2026 — Evening Edition
Hundreds of thousands of Haitians just lost legal status. The UN's top human rights official has now warned twice this year that a Sudanese city faces mass killing.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 07/08/2026
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 07/08/2026
Hi
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 06/08/2026
Tennessee has a primary today so get out there and take someone (preferably registered to vote) and vote!
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 05/08/2026
RotWR is up. open.substack.com/pub/restofth...
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 05/08/2026
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The Rest of the World Report | August 5, 2026 — Morning Edition
Military GPS jamming was active when a medevac plane crashed into a New Mexico mountain, killing four, and it's not the first time controllers were ignored asking for it to stop.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 04/08/2026
Michigan, go vote. open.substack.com/pub/restofth...
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 03/08/2026
RotWR evening edition is up. My thoughts on the Todd Blanche nonsense below. open.substack.com/pub/restofth...
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 02/08/2026
Sunday Good News Edition is up at restoftheworldreport.com
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 31/07/2026
While I was on vacation I wasn’t able to share this amazing video with you.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 17/07/2026
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 16/07/2026
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 14/07/2026
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 13/07/2026
Quick update on the 🧊🪦in Maine. Full treatment in tonight’s RotWR.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 10/07/2026
Join us as Paris explodes from a fortified island into a medieval metropolis.
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Medieval Paris Awakens (1000-1180)
Episode 5
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 08/07/2026
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The Rest of the World Report | Tuesday, July 7, 2026 — Evening Edition
The MOU is twenty days old. Tonight Iran struck three ships in the Strait of Hormuz. The US revoked Iran's right to sell oil and launched strikes. A US official called it "punishment." Meanwhile NATO ...
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 05/07/2026
Good news Sunday
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The Rest of the World Report | Sunday, July 5, 2026 — Good News!
Good News Sunday is live! Today is Cape Verde's Independence Day. The party is still going.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 04/07/2026
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The Rest of the World Report | Saturday, July 4, 2026 — Saturday Edition
The UK's National Crime Agency documented a 260-fold increase in AI-generated child sexual abuse material in one year. Criminal gangs are harvesting children's photos from school websites. Most parent...
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 04/07/2026
RotWR evening edition is up. open.substack.com/pub/restofth...
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 03/07/2026
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The Rest of the World Report | Friday, July 3, 2026 — Morning Edition
Russia killed at least 27 people in Kyiv on Thursday. While the US was negotiating peace with Iran, Israel allegedly tried to kill the Iranian negotiators mid-flight. A Tibetan-American man burned him...
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 02/07/2026
Impeach Convict Remove
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The Rest of the World Report | Thursday, July 2, 2026 — Morning Edition
Trump killed the trade deal he made. South Africa's anti-immigrant deadline passed — and the rest of Africa cheered against them at the World Cup. An active-duty Air Force officer was arrested on the ...
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 29/06/2026
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The Rest of the World Report | Monday, June 29, 2026 — Evening Edition
The Supreme Court gave Trump power over every independent agency except, for now, the Fed. Mail ballots survived. Israel shelled a Syrian village in broad daylight. The Iran envoys are in Qatar.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 28/06/2026
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 28/06/2026
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 26/06/2026
You mean an awesome Olivia Thirlby movie
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 23/06/2026
OCHA snapshot of the Gaza strip.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 23/06/2026
OCHA report update youtu.be/kLdpyn8LS8U?...
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OCHA Report -
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 20/06/2026
The National Guard has been deployed to the reflecting pool. I presume it is to keep souvenir hunters from making away with pieces if the $14.7million paint chips as they already arrested a cyclist who had the audacity to take a floating piece of blue paint. I wish this was satire.
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Chicano in Paris @rudymartinez.wtf · 12/06/2026
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