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Moses Rudende

@rudende.bsky.social
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I get along with the voices inside of my head.

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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay, real talk: is anyone REALLY coming out of their cage and doing just fine? IN THIS ECONOMY??? ARE YOU!?!?!?!?
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Catherine Kyobutungi @ckyobutungi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Excellence is not a skill, it’s an attitude #NewweekNewGoals #MotivationMonday
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
An pe amaro dano ma ming.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Pains me to say, but Beauden Barrett looks past it. He's been amazing, best player in the world on his day, but that day is REALLY back in the day. #BULvNZL #GreatestRivalry #Rugby
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ireland uncharacteristically error prone today. They hung in there, but quite the performance from the All Blacks today. #NZLvIRE #NationsChampionship
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP Sam Neill. Always remember you as Dr Alan Grant, but you were absolutely awesome in Kane and Abel.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Have a great day.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Feels good that football discourse hasn't invaded this platform yet. Most of it is pure drivel, and it doesn't help that chaps have been given a way to monetize their lunacy on some of the other platforms. No prizes for guessing which.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Up early for another full day of rugby. If the All Blacks thought Italy were going to be a pushover, they know they're in for a game now. #NZLvITA #NationsChampionship #Rugby
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Maybe today, we will learn the difference between Greatest of All Time and FAVOURITE of All Time. #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup2026 #GOAT
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Watching #RSAvENG yesterday should have made us all realise one thing; World Rugby should go ahead and give the Springboks the #RWC2027 trophy a year in advance. I don't see anyone stopping their 3-peat.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hot take: when #France win the World Cup (because they will), the Ballon d'Or should go to Olise. Not Dembele. Not Mbappe. Michael Olise. That man is putting up unreal numbers and influencing games for club and country. #FifaWorldCup #WorldCup #BallonDor
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Unpopular opinion: if Roberto Martinez has the balls to bench Cristiano Ronaldo and only bring him on when the game is safe, Portugal will win The World Cup. #FIFAWorldCup2026
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It's nice and quiet here. No fans of a club that hasn't won a title in 22 years. Congratulations, Arsenal
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Kai: Daddy, only men have beards? Me: Yes, that's true. Kai: Is that why you have beards in your armpits and mummy doesn't? Me: Errr, yes.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This can't be the same brain I used back then..
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
So, brand new week is here. Go into it with focused conviction. The world will always offer distraction, doubt, noise, and the pull of the void. Keep moving anyway. Stay sharp, stay grounded, and keep building the life you said you wanted. Have a good one.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Must. Have. Coffee.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Roses are red, April was a bit grey, But that shouldn't bother you, Because tomorrow. . .
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Building a nest? Or just building their faith?
A couple of Crested Cranes resting on a church steeple in Kabale
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Anyone remember Reader's Digest? It was that little magazine that was ubiquitous in the 90s. Top of the dining table, in the loo, tucked in a drawer. Short stories, jokes, and advice you somehow always read. My favourite section was Life’s Like That.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
What's the word for that feeling when you can see your order is ready from across the restaurant, you know it's yours, but you can't just go get it? #Grammar #NeverBeenThisHungryInMyLife
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"Anxiety is what happens when your brains are bigger than your balls."
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is the greatest dad joke ever. Why lie??😂
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
YUP!!!
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If watching this was a job, I’d be Employee of the Month. Send help!!!😭
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
And the worst part is, even when we show up, our followers don't even see our content anymore. It’s all rage bait and AI slop. Bring back the good old days.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
We took the social out of social media. Everything is about performance, metrics, and hooks. Instead of showing up, we be there strategizing. The space that once felt light now carries the same pressure we were trying to escape.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I miss the old days when social media used to be fun. When even the most mature people were on there laughing, using funny face filters, and not taking themselves so seriously. When we connected. When it was a place to be free from the weight of the world. A little escape. Now it feels like work.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Don’t sweat the small stuff.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Jesus: So, what did you call the day I died? Denmark: Long Friday. Italy: Holy Friday. Romania: Great Friday. Germany: Mourning Friday. Finland: Long Friday. Serbia: Loved Friday. UK: Errr. . Good Friday? Jesus: 😑 UK: It's just that- Jesus: SHUT UP. 😒 #Easter
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I think churches deliberately select bad quality PA systems then top that up with singers housing frogs in the throat. Horrible sounds. Happy Easter though.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The original night light. Still the most reliable.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
<taps microphone>
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Anyone else feel a bit of schadenfreude watching Eni Aluko dig that hole deeper every time she opens her mouth? Serves her right for trying to ignite a feud with Uncle Ian.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
There is not enough coffee in this entire city to handle Kampala traffic, inbox deadlines, and that one client who says “just a small edit.” <screams>
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If I send you one of these, please know the FO is soon to come from your FA.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Pop goes the weasel!
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I don't think we appreciate the fact that one can go to the supermarket and buy a whole pack of gizzards enough.
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Yvonne Mpambara @yvonnemya.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Ladies, gentlemen, ALL Ugandans in the country and in the diaspora, my name is Yvonne Mpambara and I am for Presidency of the Republic of Uganda 2026 - 2031. Dear Ugandans, we have to #ShiftThePower and challenge Uganda’s Political Culture & end this old game of politics. #MadamPresident2026
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The phrase "what the entire fuck" implies the existence of fractional fucks. "what the absolute fuck" implies the existence of positive and negative fucks. "what the actual fuck" implies existence of imaginary fucks. Conclusion: fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field. Have a great week.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
You ever sit in a meeting and think, 'This should have been a fist fight?"
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
What starts with "W", ends with a "T" and has two letters in the middle.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Conversations with people about 10 years older than you are underrated. You’re close enough in age that they still understand you, but they’ve got just enough distance to see things with more clarity. It’s like getting perspective without the disconnect. Try it this week.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Zohran for the win!!!
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Obligatory monthly post here.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
<ECHO>
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Regardless, we move!
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I'm at the age where not finding parking for an event is enough to make me go home. That and if the music is too damn loud.
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Moses Rudende @rudende.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Everything is much louder in the wee hours. Just heard the neighbour farting in their sleep. Either that or his baby elephant is trumpeting them awake.
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