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Rudder Sails

@ruddersails.bsky.social
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An otter, but also a part-time professional gamemaster somehow? Beware of puns. He/Him.

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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"If you had had a child, Elisabet, what would you have wished for him or her?" "I guess... I would have wanted her to be... curious. And willful -unstoppable, even - but with enough compassion to... heal the world... just a little bit..."
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Orange you going to call me a dork like you usually do?
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"If you don't like this season, you're out of your gourd!"
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The cover for Super Mario Bros Wonder but edited to say "Super Orion Wonder" instead, because it's a very lame joke.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Friends, I hate to ask, but I'm still struggling to make these ends meet. I desperately need to put together $250 before the end of the week, and every little bit or repost helps a lot!
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🎶(to the tune of One-Winged Angel)🎶 EARTHBOUND, UNDERTALE HOMESTUCK SONG, SLIDING SCALE NECROFANTASIA MEGALOVANIA TOBY FOX TOBY FOX
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🎶(to the tune of One-Winged Angel)🎶 EARTHBOUND, UNDERTALE HOMESTUCK SONG, SLIDING SCALE NECROFANTASIA MEGALOVANIA TOBY FOX TOBY FOX
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Friends, I hate to ask, but I'm still struggling to make these ends meet. I desperately need to put together $250 before the end of the week, and every little bit or repost helps a lot!
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Am I doing it right?
Metroid Ravenous text generator with "That's So Raven" replacing the original title (That's So in place of Metroid and Raven in place of Ravenous) in reference to the 2003 Disney teen sitcom show of the same title.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I got hit with a very nasty car repair bill and a medical bill back to back, and I'm in desperate need to put together $1400 quickly. Please pass this along or help if you can, every bit really counts! Paypal: paypal.me/ruddersails Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/ruddersails Venmo: maslimmer1991
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The problem is that these ideas are at odds. The country cannot have been in unity and coming together if there was immediate danger for anyone with the "wrong" skin tone. It's like saying your house is in great shape while the basement is flooding from a burst sewage pipe.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
These look excellent, you've got every right to be proud!
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kindness that you more than deserve, my wonderful friend. I love you a lot. 🦦❤️🦝
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh! I know that guy! That's that really cool space dork who's a great photographer and always makes peoples' days brighter by being part of their lives. The one who is incredibly sweet and thoughtful and always strives to better himself without taking his friends for granted. I'm lucky to know him.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Zigzagoon too adorable and oblivious to question why Tyranitar keeps getting half of the XP for every encounter.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Those are so lovely. Chilli looks just fantastic in his style, as does a very sweet tenrec!
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I got hit with a very nasty car repair bill and a medical bill back to back, and I'm in desperate need to put together $1400 quickly. Please pass this along or help if you can, every bit really counts! Paypal: paypal.me/ruddersails Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/ruddersails Venmo: maslimmer1991
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Pay Matthew Slimmer using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/ruddersails and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What is a cheetah if not a large mustelid?
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's something you can really only understand from the inside.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Actually, that's a new feature they've added. Since you can't edit your posts, it gives you one final chance to racc-onsider whether you wanted to do that or not.
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Really really cute boy with a really nice shirt. 💖
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G'zarri 🌲 @godraviazarri.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me and @silverhammock.bsky.social
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Thank you for such a long and beautiful journey, Kate!
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
They wouldn't!
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
That's the power of TWO brain cells, baby.
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🌱Sita Art🌱 Comms open @sitaart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fae Kobold
An illustration of a teal and tan colored kobold with raptor like claws and one claw filled with light magic.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Darn macros... always surprising friends when they meet for the first time with how big they actually are! Something tells me I might be recategorized from friend to plaything...
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
He does seem like he'd be a master at baiting...
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hey, folks, I try not to do these callout posts too often, but I think everyone should know when someone gets into problematic activities. Here's proof of @pinballswizard.com participating in catfishing.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That's the Spirit! Break out the pumpkin spice.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why, what happened? Oh no, did they steal your downspouts too?! I bet I know who it was. I saw some real shady individuals around recently. It looked like they were a wetwork team.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Yeah, it's fake, but if it were true it would be a good point" is not a winning argument. You're a buffoon if you think we don't artistically decorate every gutter pipe because we don't care about art and not because people are trying to cut back on expenses.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Apparently the latest trend, all it's missing is some marble statue PFPs.
A number of posts on Threads of the exact same picture and argument.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Putting aside the obvious hypocrisy, there's a particularly telling line from this dimwit. He wonders what Trump is doing because his 30-year-younger girlfriend "is good" and doesn't deserve this. Meaning that he fully believes that everyone else ICE arrests deserved the human rights violations.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Some people may think I'm getting sucked up into a whirlpool around the noodle bowl. This would be an easy mistake. It's actually a vore-tex.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm worried you may have misunderstood the Earth slang I was using when I said "Send noods".
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The noodles are nice, but they're loaded with all kinds of stuff. In terms of a diet, there's no greater pho.
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marshie! @dragon-up.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What? Croconaw is evolving!
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Found a picture of you.
A purple GameBoy Color. It's purple, it's a boy, and it does games.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Reported for misinformation. Terrible journalism, you should be ashamed.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Listen, I very much want to get art from you of some of my TTRPG characters someday. I have so many I know you'd do well - a scrawny gunslinger bookworm, an anxious goblin monk, a laidback space cow/deer druid - but I think my kobold cleric Ulbi would be number one. She'd look so good in your style!
A winged kobold with vibrant blue and black scales in assorted hues, with purple flesh and stark yellow irises.Art from nicopossum, the top poster in this thread, featuring a blue-black kobold inside an oversized hoodie she stole from her lizardfolk husband. The lizardfolk says "Wait, when'd you get that?" while her kobold husband replies "Don't look at me! I didn't help her this time..."Art by rickgriffin of Ulbi nuzzling up with her kobold husband. Just two kobolds being cute together.Art by Sita Duncan of the same kobold from the previous images, portrayed with the small wings of her younger form and wearing her robes as a cleric and holding a religious icon.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The upside of entirely reworking a kobold-focused TTRPG campaign: I can make as many new kobold characters as I want and do all sorts of neat things with them. The downside: There is nobody who can stop me from making too many kobolds and giving them all backgrounds and personalities.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Gonna gently scoop you up and give you soft nuzzles and kisses and remind you that you are very loved and appreciated, dear friend.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oh, what, are you about to say "Actually, galactic standard hours are five minutes long?" Aliens have the weirdest measuring systems, I swear.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
20-hour work days? Yeesh, even for that high an hourly rate I don't think it's worth it.
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🍂 A Purple Dragon @a-purple-dragon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Kobold Shopping trip! 🦎.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪₊ ⊹˚
A green kobold wearing a wizard robe that’s a tad too large for them. For Catsans on Discord!
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Least Weasel = Spaghettini, extra small noodles. Polecat = Fettucine, flat and a little small. Marten = Cavatappi, corkscrew macaroni. Sea otter = Conchiglie, typically called shell pasta. Badger = Farfalle, bowtie. Giant River Otter = Pici, large noodles. Wolverine = Lasagna, stacked and dense.
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Rudder Sails @ruddersails.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I was gonna ask if you wanted to hang out, but it looks like your schedule's all booked!
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