Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Pete Hegseth launches a preemptive reply all, disclosing all of Israel's targets. 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 08/06/2025*Someone drops their Del Taco order on the sidewalk* CONSERVATIVE: CALIFORNIA HAS COLLAPSED! 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Just letting you know now--if they put Elon in an El Salvadorian prison, my response will not be aligned with my values. 020
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Republicans see documentaries of children working in coal mines and think, "Ah, the good old days." 010
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 20/05/2025One way to use AI in the classroom would be to challenge students to test the accuracy and biases of the outputs. 010
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Has Cory Booker considered filibustering himself? 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 16/05/2025🤖🙌🤖🙌🤖🙌 Transmitting a shout out to the cast and crew at Great Neck North High performing their evening of one-acts, including SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED, the robot apocalypse comedy that's been taking over stages all over the US and the world! 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I don't need ChatGPT to convey my authentically phony self. 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 14/05/2025All I'm saying is a few months of exposure to Stephen Miller is more than enough to acclimate you to wading in raw sewage. 010
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Now justice will not only be blind, but drunk. 010
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 08/05/2025As his first official act, Pope Leo XIV will take on 100 gorillas. 020
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Papal conclave promises to be carbon-free by 2044. 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The final Mission: Impossible should be Ethan Hunt working as a claims adjuster amongst a nondescript row of cubicles. As every character from the past seven films shows up, you realize they were just imaginary versions of his office coworkers. 100
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 08/05/2025THIS JUST IN: White smoke emerges from the Sistine Chapel chimney... 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 07/05/2025🤖🤖🤖 Shout out to the young theatre stars bringing my Ikea killbot comedy SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED to life this week! 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Maybe I'm a little ambitious, but I truly believe if I put some real effort into my writing, I could one day become an obscurity. 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 05/05/2025🎶🎶🎶 You're a mean one, Mr. Trump Your heart's too small to see Your brains are pure covfefe, gut full of rancid KFC Mr. Trump.... If you were completely on fire, I wouldn't bother to peeeeeee. 🎶🎶🎶 010
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Remember kids, a voodoo doll can be made with a lot of the items you have lying around your house. 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 04/05/2025May the 4th be with you, the stockholders, and all the storylines associated with the IP in general. 010
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Hey everyone--I just wanted to share the good news. At long last, Sam Altman is bringing his iris scanning project to America. No need to push or shove-- they have plenty of staff ready to take a Xerox of your eyeball. 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 01/05/2025ZUCKERBERG: Most people have only three friends. Think of it. AI PAL 1: That's so sad. AI PAL 2: A tragedy. AI PAL 3: But you, Mark? You break the mold. ZUCKERBERG: You're not just saying that? AI PAL 3: Of course not. AI PAL 2: You're kidding, right? AI PAL 1: Besties forever. 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 30/04/2025That cabinet meeting was like a glory hole without a wall. 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I think Trump would make a great pope. Few people have more experience hiding sexual abuse. 010
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I’m a little fuzzy on civics. So, how many seats do the democrats gain now that Carney won? 010
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 23/04/2025President Trump has done some brilliant negotiating. If he continues, I expect he'll gain some valuable concessions from the United States. 031
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Sorry, kids. If we paint the eggs, we'll lose the deposit. 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 19/04/2025The Trump administration is so incompetent they butt dialed a letter. 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I'm all for billionaires yeeting themselves into space. It's the returning that I have a problem with. 111
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Two adults have a nuanced discussion respectfully exploring opposing viewpoints. --Thumbnail for the least-viewed YouTube video in history 010
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 13/04/2025You can't blame Bill Maher for sucking up. He heard there was going to be a 25 percent tariff on Doucheland. 010
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 11/04/2025🪑 Swedish Furniture. 🤖 Killer Robots. 🌍💥 The apocalypse! 🚨🚨🚨 This portion of your doom-scrolling is dedicated to the Cal State Channel Islands Theatre Studies Program, who will be performing SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED this week in Camarillo, California. Break-a-leg! 1/2 130
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Well, we've finally found out when America was great. Turns out it was 1929. 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Prediction: Trump yells "Tariff infinity!" before the week is out. 010
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 07/04/2025It’s 10 o’clock. Do you know where your 401k is? 000
Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · 06/04/2025We've now moved into what economists call late-late-stage capitalism. 000
