Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 1hSometimes I forget how often I wake up with morning wood because I stay in bed lazily instead of getting up immediately and it’ll go away. Today, I woke up and I got up to feed my cats and felt like I was wasting an opportunity 020
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My biggest gay pet peeve is a guy sucking dick and not even attempting to go all the way down. We all have our limits, some dicks are ”too big” to swallow, and some gag reflexes are worse than others. But if you can’t even get an average size dick down to the balls, gtfo 020
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026God damn I love hairy men Never shave. Never trim. You’re all beautiful 020
Reposted by RobertoBig Bro @bigserbianbro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I want to sniff hairy balls and ass 24/7 7884
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Definitely forgot how much cock on this on app. But also I clearly built my algorithm 120
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Who else loves hairy men and knows who David is? I need to find me a David 010
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Hook up secured. Address given. Told where to park. Driving, about halfway there. Go to tell the guy and he had blocked me. Well that was a waste of gas and my time. First time something like that has happened to me 000
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Can someone tell me why, for the second time, my crotch triggered the TSA scan and required me to be pat down when I legitimately have nothing to hide? Do I actually have a big cock and just underestimate myself? 030
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Off to PA for work tomorrow and I really don’t want to go. I have to leave my kitties behind and it makes me sad. I also have to leave my poppers behind because they can’t go on a plane. What a cruel world we live in. 120
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Man I hate being gay. What do you mean I’m attracted to MEN?! Ew 040
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I can still smell the guy on me from last night even after showering. That’s when you know it was a good time 070
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Is it so much to ask for a cock to suck on the regular? 060
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I just discovered that in Baldur’s Gate 3, you can take off the characters’ camping clothes and also turn on camp clothes as the permanent setting, thus making them nude throughout the gameplay. So now I have a team of four hot naked men and it’s perfect 060
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 21/05/2025This guy in front of me at the gym has the biggest guns and most motorboat ready chest 030
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Been eating healthy and working out 3 times a week for about 3 weeks now and am down 6.5 lbs! Snatched waist summer pending 030
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Me: I’m gonna post nudes on the internet Also me: omg cute guy irl, ignore him and avoid all eye contact Why am I like this? 020
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 18/05/2025One time, this guy who I was not into invited me to go see Death Cab For Cutie live with his VIP tickets, so naturally I said yes. I ended up making out with him after the show and never saw him again. The art of the deal. 030
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Bro why are you lying about your height? “Yeah, I’m 5’10”” Hmm, well that’s funny because I’m also 5’10” and clearly about 2” taller than you… 140
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I’m having a lot of fun playing old games on this emulator I downloaded. #FinalFantasyTactics 040
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 16/05/2025To the very tall guys out there, do you look over the divider to check out other guys dicks at the urinal? Just stood next to a guy who was easily closer to 7’ tall and couldn’t help but think he could see my dick 040
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Don’t ever fucking call me Robert. That’s not my name. 040
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I don’t want to work. I want to play Baldur’s Gate 3 and try to charm Astarion into falling in love with me while simultaneously being a good samaritan. *Astarion Disapproves* 010
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I started a new Pokémon White 2 profile on my phone emulator 030
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Downloaded the emulator app Delta and have been playing GBA, N64, and DS games at work since it gets so slow. It’s so fun. I was playing solo Mario Party 2 yesterday and kept cracking up because how bad I was doing lol 010
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 12/05/2025No one can tell me I don’t have long eyelashes because my glasses prove otherwise 010
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Some people don’t save nudes to their phones and it trips me out. Like, what do you mean you’re just gonna show me your phone screen as you scroll through every single photo on your phone? I mean, I can do the same thing, but you’d definitely see a lot of dick 120
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Just me admiring that the French word for Picnic is “Pique-Nique” 120
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Living out of hotels is not glamorous and I need a new job 020
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 10/05/2025When you smoke cigarettes, we can smell you, even if you haven’t smoked in awhile 120
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 09/05/2025On yet another work trip and stoked to have my meal plan set! My trainer worked with me to give me options to hit my intake goals while traveling and I secured the goods and still had some wiggle room for some Mac n cheese & sweets. Only slightly cheating because I’m traveling and have no kitchen 110
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Been counting my calories/fat/carbs/protein intact for about 2 weeks now, and I just have to ask: Why does alcohol even have calories? Seems pretty homophobic to me 020
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 07/05/2025My choice in men has me often thinkingmedia.tenor.coma woman is crying with the words `` she don 't love ha self '' written above her .ALT: a woman is crying with the words `` she don 't love ha self '' written above her . 020
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 06/05/2025The nude mods are working again in Marvel Rivals. All is right again 030
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Got three loads out of one dick last night. Looking forward to that again 140
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 01/05/2025What’s up? Oh nothing just impatient to see results through working out and eating healthy 020
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Bought my own poppers for the first time. Look at me, growing up 000
Roberto @rubbertoad.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Not me going to “the best gay bar in NYC” only to walk by and see NO ONE there. No one waiting outside. So empty. I couldn’t. I didn’t want to be the first one there. That’s social suicide. 120
