K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"The day Jesus put an end to Cristianity" Give this headline writer a raise 041
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey kids, come try the new and improved dining out experience! We have: AI slop menus! Grandpa blasting the same short-form video on repeat! Video calls at the next table for everyone to listen to and enjoy! 070
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026putting on pants for the first time since April because mother nature doesn't want the homos to have fun any more 084
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Nintendo's really gonna force me to buy this game by making my unstructured id one of the main characters 090
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Needed to take a crack at this or else it would haunt my thoughts forever 080
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is what you're missing by not texting me more often, btw 0100
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026What a loud throng of people outside. Could it be a political rally? a demonstration? *opens window* (it's three spanish tourists) 1100
Reposted by K SantosShane Gill @shane.didyouknowgaming.com · 27/07/2026Made some Pokemon pixel art for another DYKG YouTube thumbnail 5374442029
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Hey look, you can vote on the new Euro banknotes. www.ecb.europa.eu/euro/banknot...ecb.europa.euFuture banknotesThe European Central Bank (ECB) is the central bank of the European Union countries which have adopted the euro. Our main task is to maintain price stability in the euro area and so preserve the purch... 1103
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Asked the ophthalmologist if she could suggest another date for the follow-up since her first suggestion was my man's birthday and she GAGGED, SHE PHYSICALLY GAGGED 2110
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The history of the PlayStation will be that everyone and their grandmother used to have a PS2 and no one will technically own a PS7 070
Reposted by K SantosEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 25/06/2026We all have that one follower whose Like feels like this: 4071861827
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 10/06/2026National holidays are for lazy gaming sessions 🇵🇹 1360
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Celebrating the Solemnity of the Most Holy Body and Blood of Christ as he intended 090
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 25/05/2026All those years as an edgy teen atheist... just to agree with the pope on everything now? Time, you are the cruelest mistress 160
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 18/05/2026If you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be? 0100
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 09/05/2026hey, did you want to see something messed up? sinceyouarrived.world/takensinceyouarrived.worldtaken.A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you. 130
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Topless and reading at the window just to see who does a double take 4340
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Surprise! The B&B guests broke the lock on the front door! But why should we, the local peasants, have a say in whether we want unvetted strangers to have access to our building? 070
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 20/03/2026They misappropriate our public transport and threaten the integrity of our traffic lights. The Vengaboys must be stopped. 050
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Buying concert tickets in 2026 is so wild. you need: -a megafan presale access code -to preload the venue site -fast fingers -your payment app open and ready -a sacrifice of the blood of your firstborn 160
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Browt gets immediate entry into the blunt rotation, no question 030
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Working from home full time, getting two hours of sunlight a week, and your bloodwork showing you have excellent levels of vitamin D... call that pale boy privilege. 3400
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 24/02/2026#Pokemon30 Who’s your favorite… …Starter? …Pokémon? …Eeveelution? …Legendary? 150
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Na Inglaterra o mesmo tipo de comentário levou á um técnico ser suspenso por 6 jogos, uma multa de £200 e formação obrigatória. Mas desde quando é que os portugueses acreditam em consequências para os futebolistas? 070
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 13/02/20262° aniversário da vez em que atirei ovos aos militantes do Chega e foram choramingar às redes sociais que foram brutalmente assediados pelo ANTIFA. Bela auto-denúncia. 3231
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Chloe Zhao really looked at Hamnet and said, 'You know what this needs? That one song guaranteed to make you cry.' Like bro you could play "On the nature of daylight" over a cooking montage and I'd be in tatters. 150
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Quero imaginar o Ventura a chegar a casa com esse ar de indignação infantil, sentar no sofá, à procura de apoio moral norte americano, e levar com esta patada na cara 060
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 03/02/2026depois da tempestade vem a bonanza (para o capital privado) 040
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Obrigado @marcofranconeves.bsky.social pela resposta à minha dúvida no dia 21! (para quem quer ouvir um norte americano a massacrar a língua portuguesa): observador.pt/programas/po...observador.ptQual é a diferença entre "cante" e "canto" alentejano?Afinal, é ou não difícil aprender a língua portuguesa? O Marco Neves fala ainda sobre um regionalismo alentejano e esclarece se podemos ou não terminar frases com proposições. 030
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 18/01/2026O voto é secreto, mas os eleitores do Chega trazem-no estampado no rosto, desde o 'Como assim que não posso entrar aqui com o meu cão' ao 'É bom que ele ganhe, senão vai haver guerra' enquanto enfiam o boletim na urna. Asquerosos. 090
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 13/01/2026the Portuguese mind cannot accept fitting an entire name in less than 15 characters 6180
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 01/01/2026My wish for 2026 is that everyone stops with the pretense and starts eating pizza with their hands the way god intended 0120
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Guys he's literally asking for a fire-based rivalry so I guess we're dating now? 080
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I hope that everyone traveling back to their hometown gets their yule hole filled this year. Merry Christmas ♥️💚🤍 250
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 20/12/2025a Lord of the Rings cover band called Steely Círdan 020
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Sending this out before the Portuguese angel hair does me dirty on Xmas 5540
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry 0121
K Santos @rubberjustice.bsky.social · 11/12/2025whoever coined the word "felch" was really cooking 060
