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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

And then that gif of the guy shaking his head at an unwise sexual idea meme I can;t find right now

Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I went to school with a Verity. Sometimes parents just like an anachronistic name. Or a name that's been used before, my sister shared a class with James Bond and Charles Dickens

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

There's a whole rant I can't find right now about how potatoes should reshape the fantasy map on account of how efficient a crop they are

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Everyone else does it because they expect AI to kill them before the cancer. Or get cancer from the data centre’s unregulated power plant anyway.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

And by 'collaborated with Nazis' they mean 'was a Jewish child when Nazis occupied Hungary and was made to deliver messages'

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ditto's the one in danger... if it doesn't feed her, she'll get Ravenous

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

By having sharp bits, and coming in red, white and black, roses are the vampires of flowers

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Good thing the guy has a rainbow T-shirt, because the first image is just someone happily watching Kirk before he got shot

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

There must be something about interview makeup, because it's like her face has shrunk into Charlie Kirk proportions

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

These are people who thought Team America wasn't parody

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If only Justin Roiland had understood this

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

One of the reasons 'Good guy with a gun' is a myth is that good people don't want to kill people, even with a really good reason.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sounds inspired by Dawn/Aria of Sorrow... neat!

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I like how the man the story isn't(?) about is the only one to get a real description "Blonde gym-toned youth pastor" "strikingly gorgeous black woman" "Ophelia"

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In my mind, it's The House of the Dead, but everyone has a mustache

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Untitled Mina Game. Likewise ends with Lionel listing her crimes.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Disagree. According to gender expert Adam Malkovitch, Samus is Lady. Therefore, anything she does is ladylike. Eating with hands, extincting alien species, blowing up research stations... epitome of lady.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oh wow, there we go Hal, at least you're not Kyle, the lantern so forgettable people assume he was you

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You didn't care about him becoming Parallax? Maybe... depending on the writer... Meta-narratively, the most significant thing to happen to him was The Fridge

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Another promise the right-wing can't keep

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nagash and Sigmar were both far more interesting when they were just Guys Who Did Stuff Ages Ago

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The Blood Ravens are incredibly codex compliant! They'll get out the original to prove it.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What about a splash of Lee and Perrins?

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They need the War Thunder method. Leak classified specs on the president's limo, to prove how fast Sonic can run

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I like it... but there's something about the way the eyes are drawn that I can't play it, because then I pay attention to them.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And going to prison is pretty effective resistance, too! Suddenly you're taking up a whole bunch of time and resources that would otherwise go to harassing minorities.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It is astounding how corrupt America is, and how ineffectual the opposition can be. If publishing a zine gets you fifty years, anyone claiming to oppose Trump who isn't in prison is a liar.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

She knows what the slime is, too... bottle-sized.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Why is the 'of' in USA lowercase when nothing else is, including the 'of' in DOW?

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When we invent a shrink ray, we won't have to take them very far

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What if instead of the woman who's always in 'another castle' the hero hooked up with the villain who has transitioned, and the villainy was mostly just cartoony stuff vs What if the Aryan Racist was also hot girl. And is either like 14, or has already done hatecrimes. Or both.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They let Lara fire two guns at once, for five seconds at the end of the first reboot. Then she forgot how to do that, and kept using the bow

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They want Daddy Elon to buy them, not realising that he bought it to make people stop mocking him. If they do it for him, he has no reason to buy.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Some of the people talking about training models have important things to say! Like how to turn left.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Advertising is inherently exploitative in a way that pornography isn't, and we're more aware of that and stopped responding as well to those ads. But advertisers just learned 'sex bad'

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And some kind of horn plays in the background

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And that's 1000 too many... and god damn, just a fully mask-off moment

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Creepy-as-fuck aside, I assume most fleshlights are unused before you buy them, regardless of how much care the maker put into it.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Alright, Mobian Catgirl is easy enough, but an Umamusume too? Horsecat? Maybe a riding cat, like He-Man has, or WoW's night elves? Then to be a Touhou you need a hat, a drinking problem and overreaction to mundane inconvenience.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If we're including puchlines in thinkpieces, then Tracy Emin's bed

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Should've had them as water displacement pumps instead.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There's only one choice... mount them on skulls and wear them as earrings. Soon, her rage at their loss will lead her to the Lord of Blood...

Kharn the Betrayer from Warhammer 40k. Notable in this case for his turquoise hair talismans hanging like earrings from his helmet

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Everywhere else has it's own different apocalypse. Australia is doing Mad Max, the aliens took over South Africa and it went District 9, but different aliens took over the UK and The Doctor hasn't dealt with it yet.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well, the Chicken Tikka Masala is Scottish, and they're only British when it's convenient for us. Like when they're winning sports, but not when they're losing. And it was inconvenient for the punchline.

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Rubber Fairy Bea @rubberfairybea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every hero's first costume is terrible. Most just don't last long enough for a second one

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