iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I worry its too slack but the next size down was painfully tight, but have been told most cages, ones dick can slip out of but thats besides the point

I'd happily take the heat if it meant you giving me a plug training 👉👈

Today I finally put to my mother why I don't care about my elder siblings much. Won't go into details. She tried a final try of "but they're you're family" I refered to them as potential blood transfusion candidates and organ donnors and THAT is where she was like "Ok i understand" fucking hell

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I have a small one for when i need punishing :)

Maybe I could have gone a size smaller 🤔

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Day one Hour one Time eroding my sense crazy

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Also guys at the shop liked the size of my dick 👉👈

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That you need to be sealed inside a toy, kept in my home and never allowed to leave again?

Yay representation in block form

I just want to have a big rubbery inflatable orca tail… maybe leading to a lower suit…. And a null bulge… and a fin

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It’s 8:09 It is too early for people shoving their phones in my face showing me a pic of their genitals But somehow it ls happened twice

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I was born a very sickly child with a whole host of problems and through life just grinned and bared stuff but fucking hell, one day without pain, please! You know the whole, don't envy those beautiful healthy gorgeous people we get told all our lives because their life must be empty... i envy them

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Oh joy I think I’ve developed trigeminal neuralgia -_- now the long arduous task of seeing a dr

How long does throne normally take to extract funds :/ I need to be locked up asap

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Nooo Fire Rodan is attacking Tokyo! Save us Mecha King Ghidorah

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Or did Tuesday get to us 🤔

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Seraph @rubberboyseraph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don’t want to alarm you but malt loaf is now pre sliced??!!! I’m in heaven

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I mean yeah I use tools lol but I’m hardly a craftsman ^^

Seraph @rubberboyseraph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Pharmacist "So paul what do we tell people who have an ingrown nail" Me "To see their GP about getting it sorted" Pharmacist "Good, and what do we NOT tell them?" Me "To just rip it out themselves and stop being a pussy?" Pharmacist "Good boy, heres your matcha latte"

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Ah I seeeee Just my luck to hear about after the fact lol

Don't worry i trademarked pig and piggy and give you permission to punish

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i wonder what its like, to live a day without some kind of physical pain or mental anguish when not in pain, dreading when it will come back. I know my last time was around me early 20s

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Rubber clad butts are just the best eh?

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Now strap me down and force feed me goo 🤤

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The one time I’m actually grateful for huel :/

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Defloofing made me feel a bit more human

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Wow nerve pain in left cheek and pain in the temporomandibular joint in the right cheek I look forward to eating only mush today

Looking back mine just screamed autism on every level and teachers writing “He’s so smart but finds the lessons beneath him and he doesn’t apply himself, he could have top grades” Yeah bitch cause you treated me like shit and I know my grades affect your pay 💅

And since he's a slime, is it really his face? Also lots of Orc Daddies ^_^

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I just thought of 5 before going wait... nope... :( sorry

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Well you look stunning regardless

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OH GOD now i need to find my record of achievement :O