Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Exploring Ancestry somewhat sporadically over the last few years has been interesting. We knew that my great-great-grandmother fled her abusive husband, bringing her three kids to the PNW, but it was only through Ancestry that I discovered what happened to my g-g-grandfather (aka The Abuser). 130
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Tomorrow is the deadline for some research travel grants that we are awarding at work; I am the point of contact for the applicants. We have ridiculously clear and simple instructions for how to submit an application, and it’s distressing how many people….ignore the instructions? 140
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why is there not an Elvira / Barbie crossover film? I am saying film instead of movie because this would be ART. 140
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You can afford to let it have a bit of a savage bite. So say we all. 130
Reposted by Dr. ScoundrelWill @xfullofstarsx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don’t forget to put your chastity cage key under the pillow for the locktober fairy tonight ✨🧚♂️🔐✨ 2529
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can’t quite put together the punchline for a joke about working in higher ed and the only way to have an efficient conversation being to call 911. For the record, my conversation with a 911 operator this morning was very to the point. Very effective communicator! 130
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Two by Toto, three by Hall and Oates, and no Christopher Cross?! 130
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every day I’m…is now being used in a TV commercial, which reminds me of the kitchen towel I have that says every day I’m Brusselin’. 030
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ok, fine, I saved a draft so I have something the next time that comes up. 030
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ll be honest: I’m looking forward to Rahm Emanuel getting zero traction in his presidential bid. 270
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What’s the best way to ask someone for a little grace after you spent most of the day in the ER with your mom (mom was the patient)? The person already knows where I was and what happened. I’m…not sure why the grace isn’t an automatic next step. 160
Reposted by Dr. ScoundrelDr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 21/09/2025As Locktober approaches, please let me know if you need my snail mail address to send your keys for safekeeping. :)media.tenor.coma person is opening a yale lock with a key .Alt: A hand locking a yale lock with a key 091
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Curious if anyone has played a campaign of The One Ring and would be willing to chat about mechanics and stuff? Speaking as a possible GM here. 011
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Devising an acting resume has made me realize how much of my onstage experience (considerably dwarfed by my offstage experience) has been in opera choruses. Of 15 shows since H.S., I have 10 opera chorus. 1 opera principal, 2 Shakespeare roles, and 2 other roles. 180
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s not even the first time Meryl Streep has played a male role. She was the (male) Rabbi in Angels in America. 140
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Back at the Airbnb, now drinking on the back porch like fate always intended. 121
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The readings are all tradwifey and misogynistic. Open bar can’t come quickly enough. 130
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They each have 10 attendants. I kind of assumed I’d never meet someone quite this extra, but here we are. For the record, you should not force 10 women to buy single-use dresses to assuage your ego. 020
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This AirBnb is lovely, I will say. I’m off to the wedding, with a spring in my step and a rocket in my pocket and the pedal to the metal and the thing to the floor! 1190
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Playing for a family wedding later today. I also played for his mom’s wedding a couple decades ago so things are coming full circle to say nothing of open bar. It’s in the posh part of Troutdale which I assume means not near the outlet stores, the only part of Troutdale anyone has been to. 130
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Chris Gallant photos re-emerging reminds of the ~2 years when a photo of me was what appeared when you Googled Mr. S, as I happened to be in the shop during Dore or Folsom one year and the store photographer snapped me holding someone's leash. (Oops!) 160
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026At this rate Ed Sheeran is going to receive the Kennedy Center Honors. 071
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I ~might~ be getting sick after all my travels and, if so, I’m going yo be awfully fussy about it. 030
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The gate agent advised us that our flight would be 92% full, which was an interestingly specific datum. I usually hear coarser sortings: a full flight, a very full flight, a very very full flight. I’m alone in a grouping of three seats, so this seems to be a sensible 92. 040
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sniffies was grand to me last night. A blast from the past - I think we had hooked up in 2018? But we did a lot more stuff this time, and had about a two hour session involving myriad activities and inventive positions. 1100
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I got a lot done this week, which mean I deserve a deluxe glass of Pinot noir followed by a spin of the wheel on Sniffies. I’d like to solve the puzzle. 170
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Also, the Sniffies gods were kind to me last night. I had my tongue so far inside him that I found that breathing was super optional. Self-medicating with oxygen deprivation isn’t just a hobby; it’s a calling. 3200
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’ve had drinks & dinner two nights in a row with female colleagues and we happened to go to the same place, so now there’s a waitress who thinks I’m sleeping my way through the women in this town and she’s graciously not saying I had a different woman with me last night and honestly. 150
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’m going back to Cali…well, actually, I’m here already. Yes, I’m docking with the mothership, onboarding my new employee for the rest of this week. In sooth, she’s so amazing that I’m probably focusing on other personnel and workflow stuff and barely helping with the onboarding, but here we are. 170
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Saw a butterfly garden/sanctuary today and now have many several plans for how to entice butterflies to my yard… 050
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’m at a children’s museum with extended family and good grief but this is a DILF smorgasbord. Everywhere I turn is DILF-flavored magic. 4110
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Should we be bad? Should we get a creme brûlée? Let’s split a creme brûlée! 070
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The pre-show mix at Clue University is hella gay (in a good way). 030
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Waking with the dawn, I grabbed a cup of coffee and headed to the lounge car to do the crossword. The smell enticed other passengers, asking WHERE the coffee came from. ☕️ Oops, shame on me taking my olfactory temptations from the first class carriage into the shared space of the lounge car! 140
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Two glasses stand before me. Ladies, before tonight… 0100
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Also, there was a wonderful podcast - maybe 10 episodes total? — called Dolly Parton’s America a few years back, and I highly recommend it. There’s a whole episode on Jolene, because of course there is. 020
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Watching two lesbians arm wrestle over who is paying for the cocktails. I’m unsure of the etiquette here- do I slip my dollar bills into their waistbands to thank them for the show? 010
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tomorrow, when I’m panicking, remind me I had beets. 390
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There is, like, no one remotely my age here, which is interesting. Lots of retired folks and lots of college aged folks. LUCKILY dad jokes work on all ages and thus everyone loves me. The employees are quite international, lots of French, German, Turkish, and something Slavic being spoken. 110
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This lodge (Glacier Park Lodge) is super nice, like not just nicer than other National Park lodges I’ve stayed at but above the median of hotels I’ve stayed at for work travel. I don’t usually put “lodge” and “thread count” in the same sentence, but here we are. 150
Dr. Scoundrel @rubadubgrub.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The specialty cocktail is Huckleberry Grandama!!, with the two exclamation points. I dare not have it, lest I become addicted to it and have to start growing heritage huckleberries in my own backyard….oh wait…. 140