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💙🤬🤓🐈‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 Former entertainment industry pro, sassy smart mouth snarkologist, bitey, sophisticated, sober and highly recommend it 🚫🍷

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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 5h
The movie Piranha. It was on TV when I was 7.
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 7h
THIS is America. ❤️
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 9h
I CANNOT TAKE ONE MORE THING!!!!! JFC!!!!!!!
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 9h
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Victoria Franklin: That's A Bit Too Convenient
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 10h
And ‘they’ are correct. ✊
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Ferris: They Think He's A Righteous Dude
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw a pedo-car today with a shiny hologram reflective wrap. The things men will do instead of getting therapy is unmatched.
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On MSNOW I heard that over 200,000 children have been stolen from their parents during ICE raids. This includes infants. We are monsters. I’m American. I don’t condone this. But my taxes are paying for this terrorism.
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t know any woman who hasn’t been sexually harassed or sexually assaulted. Yes. Even my mother. Even my grandmother. Let that sink in. Every 👏 Woman 👏
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When your cat gets the zoomies in autumn it means there is a mouse in your house. #MinnesotaLife
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow. $90 dollars. That will buy extra cat food for the elderly to eat since they can’t 🤬 afford nutritious groceries.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm concerned he may have misinterpreted some signs saying "F*** DONALD TRUMP”
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Narrator: He cannot, in fact, go ramp.
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Donald Trump Walks Down Ramp
ALT: Donald Trump Walks Down Ramp
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let me introduce you to George’s view of Christianity, Kegsbreath.
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Tracey Taylor 🦋 @traytaymakeup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are in hell
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are these dipshits recording this on their phone? Wank Bank material? Make it make sense.
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Her crime was absolutely horrific. THIS is absolutely horrific. The state is supposed to be better than the criminal. Disgusting.
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣 I love nerd posts.
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All that uncalled traveling. Reminds me I can’t wait for the NBA season to start.
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When she says ‘gag’ the word comes out in four syllables. How?
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Amy Klobuchar picking her teeth with Eric Schmitt’s bones.
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is your ‘pumpkin spice’, you cozy cardigan wearing autumnal freaks.
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
10% of Democrats need to reread the question. 😐
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump is serving Héctor Salamanca vibes.
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Don Héctor Hector Ding Ding
ALT: Don Héctor Hector Ding Ding
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I get the wishbone!
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
qt what you would bring to interviews instead of iced coffee, wrong answers only
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Pug Dog Walking in Costume
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The last thing you see before the trunk closes…
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Trans Women Siberian Orchestra 🏳️‍⚧️
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well…there was 24 hours when the Orange Turd was unaccounted for, and we went all in speculating that perhaps there was champagne in our future. That was fun.
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Owen Wilson Popping Champagne
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
During interviews, I drink my iced coffee out of my wine bra.
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would like 9 peas. But they cannot touch each other. #ToddlerChef
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Huh. 😐
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Isn’t MAGA up in arms that they are looking at ‘Asian Art’??? Where’s the ‘Merica Art showcasing Dear Leader?!!
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Heavenly Birthday Jim Henson! I had this poster in my bedroom growing up. Miss Piggy’s sass made me into the woman I am today. I learned I could be a lady, but also voice strong opinions. ❤️ #JimHenson
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Evening giggles 🤣🤔
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There’s no screaming in ballroom. Decorum people! Decorum. #DWTS
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kinda missing the Irwin kid chewing up the scenery while wearing a suit sewn out of a safari tent. #DWTS
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who is feeding Carrie Ann big words tonight? “FRENETIC” #DWTS
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Лиз из Kroll Show: да конечно
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guillermo. #DWTS
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Little Recital Divas
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We see you Amber. #DWTS
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Amber Glenn Olympic Gala
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ummm…THAT was for the ‘girls and the gays’. 🤤 Ezra and Daniella #DWTS
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Giada’s salsa was Velveeta nachos. #DWTS
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Julianne: Take a Wet Seal dress from 1995, but somehow make it worse… #DWTS
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does Jenna have a vape escaping her bra? #DWTS
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
$7.99 for hummus…GD hummus #EatTheRich
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Grinch's Angry Face Transformation
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am sure the cattle ranchers (like my Dad) are thrilled that MAGA is telling people to just eat chicken. 😐
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh, so now we have TWO brains?! Thanks Obama. med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
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Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The confidence of a mediocre man will never cease to amaze me. I envy them. Truly lol. #WNBA #WBB
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RU KITTENME @ru-kittenme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Destroy a theater. Build a sniper tower. GOP 2026 Vote accordingly. #VoteBlue
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