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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This movie is getting really good, I wonder how many they'll need. No spoilers, I haven't read the book.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Who even reads books anymore?
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The monkey paw curls one finger. Congratulations, they are now called "The Washington Release The Epstein Files."
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
There is no greater cosmic horror than looking at that one coworkers spreadsheet.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Biscuits and gravy is basically the South's version of the beef stroganoff
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Best part about being a Virgo is not having a fucking clue about what's going on at any given moment and everyone being ok with that
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Joseph Donne @joedonnewrites.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
TFW the footnote takes more narrative space on the page than the actual text 😳
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Joseph Donne @joedonnewrites.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Tonight, I'm afraid, was a night lost to writer's block 😓
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Joseph Donne @joedonnewrites.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My linktree, which includes my website and my newsletter: Linktree: linktr.ee/JosephDonne
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JosephDonne | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree
Linktree. Make your link do more.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
New blog post below 👇🏼
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L. Lacerta Winters 🏴🪳 ΘΔ @antarcticempire.net · 27/06/2025
YALL MY FRIEND'S BOOK THAT I HELPED EDIT IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER!!! 🕸️🕷️🏳️‍⚧️ noahcorey.com 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️🕸️ I've been so excited to post about this for literal years! GET THE BOOK it's about BUGS and LOVING SPIDERS and BEING TRANS and it's SOOOO GOOOOD 💙📚 #queerlit #writing #MG #horror #LGBT #kidlit
Cover of Noah Corey's debut novel, entitled Clementine H. Hopeful Is Not A Hero. It features a boy in a purple and pink dress, carrying an old backpack with pins on it and a sword over his shoulder. Spiders crawl on the sword, and one descends from it on a line of silk. Flame-like shimmering magic highlights the character as well as the book's title and author. In the background, mask-like glowing faces with many eyes and odd shapes float in front of a pine forest. Small text on the cover's top right corner reads "Would you rather save the world, or change it?"
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
LIKE COMMENT SHARE AND READ MY BLOG POST OR YOUR FEED IS GOING TO BE FILLED WITH MORE OF THIS!! 😤😤😤
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
New blog post. Featured Image: "Child with a Toy" by Zdzislaw Beksinski (Year Unknown) Worm Boy If I was born a worm I would eat the dirt I'd crawl inch by inch without eyes ears or knowledge of my worth...👇🏼
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
New author signature just dropped 💩
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Hey Vance, I thought you said you came here for discussion and analysis. So why did you post this and then leave? Common, reply to the people. Because otherwise it just looks like you came here to inflame people and not actually do anything constructive.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Republicans in my state are big mad that the DOJ listed their cities as sanctuary cities. www.kttc.com/2025/06/12/m...
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
This guy, Eric Munchel, was pardoned by Trump. The one who broke into the building to zip tie elected officials. I think protesters have a lot of room to go before they cross the line Republicans made
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
My first real vacation in 10 years starts now.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Good thing we don't have universal healthcare, otherwise RFK jr would have found us all.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Things that have gotten more attention on social media than my writing: - Posting about adverbs - Saying garlic is just preseasoning for vampires - Performing drag as Elsa complete with magic snow and singing
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Wait until you find out only the smaller companies are going to have to pay the tariffs and that somehow, magically, all the big companies will have a tax write off.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Ironically the Ommicrats have never been able to fully separate the magic from metallurgy, and so have to resort to psychoactive notices.
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Baskerville Book Reviews - No Quarter Given! @baskervillebookreviews.com · 13/02/2025
Here's a picture of my four-legged child made of fur, Little Annie. May she brighten up your timeline like she does every day of my life.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Science is so inhumane, you know that in order to sex ants they drop them in water? Girl ants sink, while the others float. No idea why boy ants float, but that's how it's done
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Listen, we absolutely cannot let teachers get paid more. Stop pushing this harmful agenda. You need to use your head and think about it. If teachers got paid more, Republicans would start teaching and the quality of education would decline faster than said teachers credit card.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
WRITING UPDATE: Word count goal: 2,000 Actual words written: 17 Snacks consumed: 6 Times I questioned my life choices: 14 Google searches: “synonym for betrayal but make it poetic” “can a character cry too much” “how to fake confidence in your own book” Mood: feral.
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Sawph 🔪 @flannelqueen.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
my thoughts are my own very few other things are in this strange dystopian we're forced to call life and even if you'd have a chance to #peek i'd hope you'd still grant me my one possession #vss365 #poetry
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Sawph 🔪 @flannelqueen.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Apparently I used the wrong word today, apologies 😅
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
They never READ it because they never SEE it And they never SEE it because no one ever READS it ARRRGHHATSTSYHDDJWKSKXNXNFJDJEKSKKXMXMXNDEJOEPDGLGKFJCJXNDJW!
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LA Guettler @laguettler.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
One caveat: as a library worker, please do not donate books with the expectation that they will go on the shelf for patrons to check out. They might, but they will likely be put into a sale to raise money for the library. The better condition the book, the better. No books that smell like cat pee.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Do people still read poetry?
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Wrote 10k words in a coffee-fueled frenzy. Reread it. It’s 80% “the” and one sentence that sounds like a threat to Hemingway. Cried. Googled “what is plot.” Bought a new notebook. Lost it. Blamed capitalism. Repeat. Book’s half done. It’s either genius or garbage. Possibly both.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Funny how the people whose savior was killed by the Romans really want to live in Rome 2.0
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Christians are a parasite that spread through the indiscriminate distribution of eggs provided by of the pagen God of fertility, Ostara, they infected in the second century. Don't eat the eggs.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
#memes #books #writing #author
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
America is the new Rome ko-fi.com/post/Wraith-...
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Wraith of Indecision
RTSlaywood published a post on Ko-fi
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LA Guettler @laguettler.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
All aboard the Darklingverse! Now on $ale on itch. Pick up one for 25% off, or get a bundle of all 3 books for just $6--EVEN MORE $AVING$. Only through April 30! Because I'm creating a sense of urgency! itch.io/s/151455/dis... 📢📚💙 #bsnm
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Discover the Darklingverse by L. A. Guettler
A bundle by L. A. Guettler, $6.00 for Bonkpocalypse, Red Darkling, Vacation on Planet Glor
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Since other countries have moved away from oil we'll have to make a lot of solar panels and wind mills if we want our democracy back.
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L. Lacerta Winters 🏴🪳 ΘΔ @antarcticempire.net · 15/04/2025
Upper-middle-class people are so weird they're like "don't use the front door, we just replaced the knob/latch" and like what the fuck are you talking about do you hear yourself
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Normally I would say if another country did what the US is doing the US would be all up in their business but then I remember that's just the indoctrination talking and that the US never really cared about this kind of thing.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I have the same beef with the spell checker that I have with my bread maker, and that is I need to be better than the machines
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I'm not a good writer, I'm a good story teller, because being a good writer requires being able to spell good and I'm definitely not.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
An empty stage where motes of dust dance in the spotlight. The looming darkness beyond, unfilled seats reminding one of the past and potential. It's a place where whispers are both loud and unheard. And in it I stand.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Chapter 1: Perfect prose. Chapter 2: Not bad. Chapter 3: What is a sentence? Who gave me a keyboard? Why is this horse talking?
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Alan K. Dell @alankdell.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Looking for some sci-fi adventure? All of my books are available widely from your favourite ebook store, including Amazon, Kobo (& Kobo Plus), Google Play, Apple Books, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, and many more! books2read.com/alankdell 🪐📚💙 #SFF ⚡📚
Mockups or the four books of the Augment Saga: The Re-Emergence (white with a blue star and silhouetted satellite), From the Grave of the Gods (orange scene of a Martian landscape with a crashed alien spaceship), The Flight of the Aurora (blue minimalist starscape with Neptune and a white space ship in the middle), and The Shadow of Arcadia (a damaged space shuttle floating in space above the planet Mars). All on a background of the planet Mars.Tablet mockup of The God Sun on a background of a red star. The book cover features big title text in fiery orange and red, overlaid on a red star, with a silhouette of a long spaceship between the words "god" and "sun".
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
In case you were wondering I prefer people to pronounce my name like they do Jeff Goldblum's.
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LA Guettler @laguettler.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
If I were a car repair professional, I'd call my shop Jennifer's Auto Body.
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Woke is a drug with insane side effects. I smoked some this morning and now I can do things like basic math and express empathy. Wild.
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Voxvorago | Moob City @voxvorago.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
In ancient China the merchant class was the lowest of the low, since they offered no benefit to anyone but themselves
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RTSlaywood✒️🖍️ @rtslaywood.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
If there's one thing I want more than anything as a writer, author, and creative, it's that you hate my work as much as I do.
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