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The right honourable Prime Minister

@rthonpm.bsky.social
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Profanity friendly, cranky, and never finding enough coffee or gin.

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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 19h
Root should just be cast in everything. There's no type of role he can't play.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 23h
Vance is a pretty dumb shit, so it tracks.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 23h
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Russia has been doing this for centuries.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Colorectal cancer is no joke. It is treatable if caught even at Stage 3, but the treatment can be very rough and the surgery to remove can cause permanent and disruptive changes to the digestive tract. In comparison, the prep for a colonoscopy is cake. Just get the scan: I speak from experience.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only comment that comes to mind is: fuck this guy...
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Derp, derp, and more derping...
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Any SCTV reference gets a like.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So some right-wing group found an asshole that wasn't good enough to make a team to use as their sock puppet...
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yet he still won't write the word shit?
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Judging from your posts you're not doing much thinking.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's good. Eagerly waiting for series seven next year.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Malcolm Tucker: Through The Looking Glass Now, Folks!
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unless that impeachment charge can be backed up with 67 votes to convict in the Senate it's just political theatre.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Further evidence that the Republican outrage over Obama wearing one was just more performative bullshit.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's Russia, do you really think safety is at the top of the list?
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not exactly a triumph to kick Hassett. The moron hasn't been right on anything in almost three decades.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The data centres in Ashburn did him no favours.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jarvis Cocker's Silly Smile
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No justice for Silverlight...
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just because you've never had a job you've enjoyed doesn't mean others haven't.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You seem to think that basic courtesy doesn't apply to one. Not only does it give the optics of making you look like you don't take the interview seriously, but it's just plain bloody rude.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My only trauma from it was just how bad it was...
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Great, now let's also do something about the ban on municipal ISPs.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Meh, they'll go up 2-0 in the opening round of the playoffs and then lose four straight. Playoff chokes are just part of this franchise.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Republican candidates win statewide at a minimum +30. The bad folks far outweigh the good ones.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sadly, not enough to make an electoral difference.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's Alabama after all.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They're both groups with jobs that give them the isolation and dead time needed to uncritically ingest right wing talk radio for hours at a time.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Too fast, and too humane for a cretin like Miller.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Botched surgery on his member. Kind of explains a lot of what he does.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Autism is just the fig leaf excuse he uses for being a psychopath.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Impeach? I'm hoping for a long stay in ADX Florence.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Talk about a movie that gave me a story I wasn't prepared for, or expecting. Going to be tough to improve on this pick.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jeez, Beth: why do you want us to have nice things?
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Fuckin A Fucking A
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This seems to be taking a dark turn...
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course, The Republic is as much a blueprint for fascists as anything.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't let Hegseth know about it.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd shed a tear but the rubes voted for him, let them eat the shit they've brought on themselves.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just when I think this dipsomaniac twat can't possibly get dumber...
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Especially after her surgeon made her look like an Ed Gein mask.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You say that, but I'd rather watch Channel 5's presentation of NFL games than the US broadcasts. Especially the goofy games they play during the feed's commercial breaks.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only question reporters need to ask Pete...
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How do you find Windows containers? I've had a few use cases where they could be useful for scientific apps needing very out of date components (JRE 1.6.x etc)
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You're using an EOL version of Office?
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone else just wake up and wish these fucks would all just die in a fire?
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even worse is that likely three of these cunts could likely win office. There is no low for Republicans at all.
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The right honourable Prime Minister @rthonpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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