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Scott Phillips

@rsphillips.bsky.social
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Recovering attorney and homeless services advocate. Progressive curmudgeon turned humble tavern owner.

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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Says the guy who wants to build a bunker and never leave the White House
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I hate this timeline
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Space Force!
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
When you’re so thirsty you can’t even share the blame
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Extorting the wold by closing international waterways sounds like pocket aces 🤷‍♂️
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Your daily reminder this timeline is stupid
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Sure, this sounds bad, but have you ever heard of a tampon in a men’s room?
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Does he think it’s still the pandemic times?!?!
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This is off to a great start 😂😂😂
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Every journalist should ask JD Vance what the sale price of his soul was
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Schumer is competing with Susan Collins for least effective moral stance
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I would’ve gone with guns 🤷‍♂️
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Why is Alina Habba’s long overdue resignation post center justified?
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
JFC
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Poor little guy
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
“White House throws Admiral under the bus.” Fixed it
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Big legal scholars with tears in their eyes saying “sir, I say sir”
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Guys, I don’t think he’s gonna make it 3 more years.
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I get that Stephen Miller probably sustains himself with the blood of rodents, but Emil Bove looks like this
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Ok, but have you seen Emil Bove?
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
But she’s no Bubba
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Womp, womp this is fucking embarrassing
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Oops, they changed their minds! Weird…
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Just got home, checked the mail, and forgot I had ordered this hat to match a T-shirt. Stay Froggy!
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This guy didn’t like it
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Have they tried leaving word for Nancy Mace at the Charleston airport or congressional bathroom? She’s pretty active at both places.
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Ah yes, the world renowned DoorDash Commerce Report 🤨
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Has anyone asked the new Truth Social AI if this is correct?
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I hate fishy beef
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
OMG who did this?
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Discovery is gonna be lit
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I would say he can’t be this stupid, but I would clearly be wrong
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
What whiny little couch molesting snow flake
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
A group of frogs is called an “army.”
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Behold the leader of Antifa in exile
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
JB Pritzker needs the protection of wizard frog
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
We all stand with the Frog. #portland #pdx
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
U.S. Mint has released proofs of the new Trump coin
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Many people are saying the couch was both under age and here illegally.
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Ass clown says what?
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Um…this sounds eerily familiar
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Pro tip: when you quote John Rocker you’ve already lost the argument
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Is he selling hummus now?
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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