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@rschlock.bsky.social
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Teacher. Religion scholar. Aspiring Psychoanalyst. Dad. Dog person. RPG player. Obsessive reader. Socialist, feminist and anti-racist. "Choose to fight only righteous fights."

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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bluesky remains undefeated.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Transactions known as what now?
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
*me coming out of the ocean floor to attend your event*
Urechis unicinctus emerging from the ocean floor
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you can redefine neighbors as “aliens,” you have no duty toward them. If you can redefine the marginalized as a sinister conspiracy, you have no obligation to protect them. If you can redefine ideas as “degenerate,” you have no obligation to defend individual conscience. The Gospel of JD
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You don’t say? 🤔
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
That’s it. I’m canceling my subscription.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
AI chatbot says only AI chatbots will save us. Shocker.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Ashurbanipal feels like a brutally sadistic neg, ngl.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Share a cancelled tv show you'll never stop thinking about...🖤
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Belzer played Munch on a whole bunch of shows.l, including The Wire and Arrested Development.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The MTA totally knew what it was doing here.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Just absolutely amazing juxtaposition by the algorithm here:
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (this one tracks)
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Unsolicited brick pic
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This goofball
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Just finished John Williams’ last novel about Augustus. This quote from Agrippa describing the fall of the Republic from self-delusion and moral rot could have been written yesterday.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Getting ready for some friends’ baby shower and Philip Larkin’s This Be the Verse is running through my head over and over because my subconscious is apparently a complete sociopathic asshole.
This Be The Verse

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Not sure if this means Elliot Gould or Arnold Schwarzenegger and the question really matters
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Reminds me of Saddam Hussein as Ashurbanipal shooting down fighter jets.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Bobo says #dontrankcuomo
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
West Harlem knows what’s up.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This came in the mail last week & I can’t get over it. A biblical injunction to take affirmative steps to save a life, expanded by the sages to mean that one must not associate w/ murderers, is now being used as a dog whistle slander against Mamdani. It’s disgusting. @whitneyformayor.com for shame.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
It’s all great. But this is superb:
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I’ve got some great news for you
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Hey kids! Don’t forget. Artemis of Ephesus is the reason for the season!
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. (I will fight anyone who tells me bell hooks is not a celebrity.)
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Bobo.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I literally cackled. These people are completely out of touch with reality. My reply:
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Introduce yourself with 4 video games
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Settle down there wordle
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Shot...chaser.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Here. I made you a band logo.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Writing syllabi while this little goofball snores away at my feet.
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
"And though the good is weak, beauty is very strong." -Czeslaw Milosz, "One More Day" (Been thinking about this poem all week. Here's a little more of the context. I hope it brings you, who writes such such beautiful things, a little hope on this ugliest of ugly days.)
"And though the good is weak, beauty is very strong.

Nonbeing sprawls, everywhere it turns into ash whole expanses of being,
It masquerades in shapes and colors that imitate existence

And no one would know it, if they did not know that it was ugly.

And when people cease to believe that there is good and evil
Only beauty will call to them and save them

So that they still know how to say: this is true and that is false."
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Reviewer #2 @rschlock.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Turns out the CEO shooter finally discovered what men are in fact good for: revolutionary violence.
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