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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well, Barbera is the wine favored by Jeannie Pirro.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I guess that’s why they have so much trouble selling Diet Coke and Coke Zero?
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was a litigator for 35 years. I was constantly amazed by the total BS arguments that people made, undermining their client’s and their own credibility. Eventually I concluded that it was ultimately a case of a lawyer with no legitimate argument, and “you gotta say something”.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where’s Alito chirping from the peanut gallery?
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Fuckin’ ‘ell”
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For my next prediction - tomorrow, the sun will rise in the east!
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where’s the Zodiac backdrop with the photos, pins and strings?
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How bad do you have to be, to be worse than a “shithole”?
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So this podcast is actually about something, unlike the one with the other guy?
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a motor lodge off the interstate, where folks are living week to week.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You simpletons just don’t understand the mechanics of so sophisticated a fraud! Bwua-ha-ha!
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe offer to play Chinese Checkers with him. That would go over great!
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can see that reoccuring very soon for diesel. Banning exports will only trigger this pnenomenon more quickly.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My recollection of the gas shortages of the 1970's was that (in retrospect) it was determined that the single biggest contributing factor was that people were paranoid about running out of gas, so they kept their tanks 3/4+ full, rather than the prior average of less than 1/2 full.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Re: Diesel - of course we kniw that nothing creates actual shortages faster than perceived shortages. Recall the get toilet paper run of early 2020.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, there’s the added $10M he’s getting as, err, a cable installer.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know that when the comparison stops being about how it was under the other guy to about how it would be in a hypothetical alternate universe, the debate has been lost.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorry that name’s been taken already - football stadium in Skopje.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The problem with people complaining about tech is that there us no logical place to draw the line about what is the "before tech" state. Like pre-wheel?
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the unlikely event the Russian was “paid back”, it was not by Don Jr. Either a skeezy real estate guy, or a Gulf minor royal.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think he thought the she said “impressive”. And he’s such a moron, he just repeated it.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think “Have you tried a veggie burger”? is the ballot box question the GOP wants to run on in November.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not defending Ed, but he famously performed for years as a true solo act, using tape loops.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently Joe Biden injured Scott Bessent in a car accident in the 1970s! Scandal alert!
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is this some kind of comedy routine?
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey! That’s my line! I call mine the “Jaunty” for short. As in, “where the hell did I leave my Jaunty”?
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The deficiencies of Phillips are so obvious that they started to to use Torx. Torx? Seriously?
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I remember when I was a teenager, I learned for the first time that the Robertson was (a) Canadian; and (b) not used much elsewhere. I was amazed then, and I’m even more amazed 50 years later. It’s so obviously superior to the alternatives. Why it is not adopted worldwide is a mystery.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Peace with honour!
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lemme guess - Biden contractor?
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Casinos don't need science departments.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Of course they can solve this problem by selling diesel by the quart.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Awkward! It’s January 2028 and the GOP has no announced candidates.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
…with tears in their eyes…
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Give us our country back”. Who is “us”? Which “country”? “Back” where? Who took what from whom?
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TBF Chile and Peru each say that the stuff the other guys make is not actually pisco.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Seagrams was the #1 smuggled product.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mmmmmn, Canadian pisco….
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Visitor poses for pictures.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Violet night
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
But that would mean that the US would have to dip into the strategic toilet paper reserve (STPR).
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You gotta know, this in not the last chapter of this story. The empire will strike back.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Impression of September
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Also copped the line from The American President, directed by that Trump fave Rob Reiner.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Michael, you are the current standard bearer of a long line of brilliant Canadian editorial cartoonists.
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I guess, after the annexation, he’ll have no problem making French an official language?
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Come to the dark side!
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
French language labelling requirements are an aggression that shall not stand!
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Except, of course, succession is not permitted under the US constitution either. Not that she would realize that….
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rpstephenson.bsky.social @rpstephenson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Back in the 80’s I used to call this the “Elvis line”. Was a politician’s polling higher or lower than the percentage of people who thought that Elvis was still alive?
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