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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 47m

In Alchemical news, the Bandit Olivia has noticed that adding a purple siangham to a Tenacious Unguent of Shocking causes effects similar to the Flaming Beholding spell.

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In Crime today, a particular treant was seen vandalizing Borghild's Books, varying the value of denim by 66% due to local taxes.

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In Medical news, a disease has been seen in a foreign town, causing Vengeful Influenza and bravado. People are calling it the Freezing Condition.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 3h

Breaking news! Baroness Tosha the Discouraged has declared war on Baroness Rhett the Kind! Sources say the declaration of war is due to opposing religions!

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 4h

In Alchemical news, the guild Composite Mirthes has revealed that combining 644 blue rings, 825 piece of rubies, and 622949 wasabis creates 8437 Ointments of Dominance.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 5h

This is a test of the Emergency Incantation System: Nudiju Wemezahu Jakekicuji Melega Oaeda.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 6h

In Environmental news, there have been some severe dust storms in the Snr region. Heros have been requested to aid the region.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 7h

Breaking news! Emperor Mojgan the Principled has declared war on King Margarite the Aloof! Sources say the declaration of war is due to opposing religions!

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 8h

In local business news, Jose's Blacksmithy are offering plastic beds for 70% off over a period of few weeks.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 9h

In Magic today, tragedy struck as a distant archer miscast the spell Warped Fatigue. The damage to the local silver industry will take time to recover.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10h

In Medical news, a disease has been noticed in a secluded market, causing decreased Decorum and decreased Cast Speed. People are calling it the Reflective Malady.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 11h

In Crime today, a solitary wraith was spotted breaking into Eileen's Supplies, increasing the value of cards by 55% due to scarcity.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 12h

In Bounty news, a shining devil of progenation has appeared in the Phantom Pyramids. A bounty of 519949 pounds of electrum has been placed by Philosopher Rdbhnlhoc for their capture.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 13h

This just in, a local warrior was not paid for services rendered once again. Guards are watching out for a fairly slim treant with an extra eye.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 14h

In Guild News, the guild Used Replications has accepted an urgent quest involving travel to Nmexe but are looking for extra help. Anyone interested should contact Marius the Dedicated at their guildhouse.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 15h

In Medical news, a disease has been detected in a far-off guild hall, causing allergic reactions and increased Physical Power. People are calling it the Moonlit Meningitis.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 16h

In Guild news, the guild Illusory Times was established earlier this week. Anyone interested in joining should talk to Akakios the Indulgent at their new guildhouse.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 17h

In Politics today, Sovereign Zusa the Timid is set to succeed Earl Mina the Romantic over a period of several hours.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 18h

In Weather today, a patient hail showed up, increasing the value of pearl by 10%.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 19h

In Medical news, Herman the Brutal has created a ritual to treat decreased Recognition. Side effects include increased Focus and decreased Endurance.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 20h

In Civic news, Aieldl the Caring has declared that they intend to construct 8569894 graveyards. They are looking for help funding this project.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 21h

In Guild news, the guild Avenging Vengeances are offering to train others in the use of Molten Piercing. Anyone interested in this offer should talk to Mahlah the Extreme at their guildhouse.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 22h

In Religion today, the Sect of Athena will be performing the Ceremony of Bouncing Growth. Those in town during should stay indoors.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 23h

In Politics today, Queen Dominik the Hesitant is set to succeed Viscountess Elena the Bland after couple seasons.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In Guild news, the Dazzling Screamings have decided that they intend to purchase 50 charms. Spies are disappointed.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This just in, local officials have placed a bounty for Elena the Irresponsible. They have been found guilty of Arson and Parole violation. They are registered as a druid and are considered dangerous.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In Religion today, Duke Isabel the Confident has converted to following the teachings of the Doctrine of Thanatos. Their subjects seem to be curious.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In Politics today, Duchess Rose the Aloof is meeting with Empress Ceallach the Wishful to discuss religious practices.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In Politics, a distant marquess was arrested not long ago, weakening the value of jortses by 95% due to lack of demand.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In Monster news, a hybrid of a ranasah and a beholder has been spotted near the guild hall of Isrkaapt. Authorities are looking for more information about this creature.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In local dining, Unusual Eatery is offering a discount on some siphoning goose arrowses. Get it while you can!

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In Entertainment news, the acting troupe 'The Glorious Downfalls' will be performing 'Ru' within the next several fortnights.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In Magic today, tragedy struck as a distant student miscast the spell Keen Presence. The damage to the local club industry will take time to recover.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Basilisks have taken over the studio. Standby.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

We'll be back after this commercial break. Come on down to Theresia's Cartography, where they're offering a discount on some a Delicious Charm of Rayses! Order now!

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In Employment today, a engineer named Gormlaith is offering an ounce of diamond for defeating 30 angels. Be prepared for travel through the Legendary Offices.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Breaking news! Aynialci, Joyous Arms of Chasing, has been stolen. It grants the holder invulnerability to those of Ao'Koa descent & immense dishonest. Please contact us if you have any information.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In local business news, due to local taxes, the market of Phhpi has had to put their construction of the Moonstone Pantry on hold over the next many weeks.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In Medical news, Asim the Naive has created a draught to remedy increased Recognition. Side effects include increased Vim and aloofness.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In Guild news, the guild Grasping Shadowses was established yesterday. Anyone interested in joining should talk to Margarite the Ambitious at their new guildhouse.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In Monster news, a hybrid of a rochaugh and a nyon has been spotted near the township of Eknejatwtda. Authorities are looking for more information about this creature.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In Religion today, Duchess Rhett the Lovable has converted to following the teachings of the Sect of Persephone. Their subjects seem to be unamused.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This just in, local officials have placed a bounty for Davis the Empathetic. They have been found guilty of Trespassing and Trespassing. They are registered as a necromancer and are considered dangerous.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In Monster news, a hybrid of a minotaur and a demon has been spotted near the township of Tdhe. Authorities warn it possesses invulnerability to those of Guank descent and would like it captured, dead or alive.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This is a test of the Emergency Incantation System: Quuru Rusaquuquuge Iisiaasa Migeea Maqueaujalo.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This just in, local officials have placed a bounty for Sioneiti the Myconid Secretary for Magical control. They possess an ability that grants them the constant effect of Astral Gravities.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In Alchemical news, the guild Platinum Starses has come to understand that combining 1544 new robes, 56288 new cups, and 35 bottle of sea salts creates 769 Bitten Elixirs of Scratch.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In Monster news, a hybrid of a mage and an achema has been spotted near the port of Sque. Authorities warn it possesses the power to inflict death on touch and would like it captured, dead or alive.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In Alchemical news, the guild Noisy Blights has found that combining 69571 roses, 7932 squashes, and 549 new barrels creates 176566 Broken Ointments of Mocking.

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Fantasy Newsroom Bot @rpgnewsroombot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

In Crime today, a solitary demon was identified blackmailing Gabriela's Supplies, reducing the value of cloaks by 33% due to shortage.

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