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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 11h

Not nice that they are not on speaking terms and won’t share why!!!!

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 11h

I’m in the middle of murdering my (formerly) trusty laser jet printer rn

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 11h

My laser jet has been trusty for 3 years now. Tonight it decided it’s my mortal enemy and I have it half dismantled and still can’t get 1/4 piece of paper out of it 🤬🤬🤬 Thinking of defenestration.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 22h

Today is homecoming and I have to spend 5hrs exposed to the elements in football stadium because I have to fulfill my parent volunteer hrs or pay org $200 (which I don’t have). It’s chilly windy and dumping rain here and I’m either going to die or will feel like I would have preferred to have died.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I…had no clue something massive is happening there. But I also don’t watch TV. And like most I’m sure, miss the glory days of Twitter when I could find so many local sources even in far flung locales 😞

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Waiting for labs to come in and they’re testing me for celiac. If I lose bread…I don’t know what I’m gonna do 😭😭😭

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Mianhua's Carrot Snack

ALT: Mianhua's Carrot Snack

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I have thought this thought many a time

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

As a modern Catholic (kinda), I don’t do executions but in that case I will not watch but my face will be

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Jaime French: Welp.

ALT: Jaime French: Welp.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Thx im going to do that then. It wasn’t an issue in pre-k or kindergarten but apparently 1st grade has a problem with it. I thought I made it verbally clear the first day and got no pushback but now it’s a problem…sigh

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I have a meeting at the school today because my 6yo with autism is regressing a bit in his behaviors and the adults are upsetty 🙄 OH NO he’s stimming OH NO he’s having a meltdown OH NO he’s inconveniently doing the autism 🤦🏽‍♀️

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just humping their way across Europe and on to the New World.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My entire interest in Ancestry is basically pondering who was banging who, when, where and why.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Also the finally figured out how to put my multitudinous Mennonite ancestors together into one pot so now I’m 38% Swiss.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ancestry updated today and now shows I’m 2% French Canadian. I know about a lot of ancestors but wtf were those people? Never has anyone in our family claimed to have been descended from there 🤔 No stories nada. Did great grandma 4x removed secretly bang a fur trader or something?!?!?!?

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We’re really going all in on the horrifying executions lately

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Best wishes for Chomp (and parents)

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I wish they had taken mine out when I was a kid. I had chronic croup and then chronic bronchitis and then extremely infected tonsils by the time I got to college. 5000 rounds of antibiotics in my youth probably did me no favors 🥴

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

From what I can tell, we haven’t had a military execution by firing squad since the end of WWII. Of course Whiskey🥃Pete is bringing it back.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I will be mooing out the car window randomly throughout the evening and no I don’t care if the other grownups have a problem with that.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The school middle child’s football and cheer team practice behind is having an event so we all got pushed to the rear dirt parking lot and these are my friends now

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m usually a very curious person but I don’t think I want to know that

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Amelia Magjik @ameliamagjik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is what leadership looks like If you’re not prepared, don’t run for anything and if you’re incumbent, STEP DOWN!

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Strongly prefers historical romance novels Reads romance novels extensively Has young children Raises chickens as an ongoing activity Gonna tell the chickens Bezos knows about them 👀👀👀🐓🐣

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I know I’m fighting to get out of this rural hellhole and back to the city of my birth 🙌🏽

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I am annoying to most people 🤣 I am also right lmao

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just have a feeling these nitwits are craving calling CPS on me because they find me annoying.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I truly hate this school district and can’t wait to move. Heavily considering putting him in a public charter school like we had to with my oldest son.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I send them the sweetest, affectionate, silly, and least feral and murderous of my 3 children and every day it’s a new absurd complaint.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The elementary school principal sent me a pic of my son’s artwork because they’re “concerned”. It’s a dude eating worms and holding an axe.

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Ddpeewee Ddpeeweebored

ALT: Ddpeewee Ddpeeweebored

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I saw that and thought, Good for her! It’s hard to find a good one who is a) not booked out and 3 months behind schedule b) not going to accidentally make you sick This was a very Pennsylvania thought process 🤣

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I sent a book to North Dakota last month and USPS sent it cross country to California and then gave it a tour of the entire Midwest before it finally arrived at its destination 👀 Seemed excessive to me.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Dude’s brains are COOKED cooked

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Post Punk-y Brewster @krismeana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I found her. Her name is Riley Williams. Riley asked for everyone who hears her story, to please sign her petition. c.org/8zxvWpYTms

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 30/09/2026

Transgender girls have a biological advantage at... winning homecoming queen? That's apparently what Clayton County Public Schools in Georgia believes. They have blocked a transgender girl from running for homecoming queen in her high school Subscribe to support our journalism.

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Georgia School Blocks Trans Homecoming Queen, Citing Title IX

A Georgia school district is saying Trump’s Title IX crackdowns means only cisgender women can run for Homecoming Queen.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

lol you gotta be shitting me

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ah another day another message from school saying my autistic child is doing the autism again and they don’t like it 🙄

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mumps can sterilize you. Happened to my husband’s uncle in the 60s 🥴

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not a fan of execution as I worked in law long enough to find out how bad the court system is, but this is next level hellish 🥴

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She’s also asking all her questions in various random accents because we’re all weird here.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Middle child in here asking for help with her physics based science homework. Why does this child never ask me about something I actually know?

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I was a kid it was covered in garbage and tagged by the local rival gangs and now white boys walk their golden doodles through it.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Then I was at the post-funeral luncheon and a young preppy white guy was walking a golden doodle through the city projects across the street and I was like, my god, they have gentrified the projects.

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KMG @rpgirl27.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Folks, my brother and my dad showed up to this funeral. I FORGOT I have a whole ass live father. I did a double take on my own dad lmao

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