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Royal McPoyle

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Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 5h
But don’t send him to fight the Confederates or the Nazis, apparently.
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SEIU_ORG @seiu.org · 20h
How #GreedyCEOs look when their employees eat their free pizza and still organize their union anyway
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Suspended for 1 game against an unranked opponent. About what I expect from USC and their self-policing.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God damn, BlueSky. Chill out.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the more frustrating things about BlueSky is the number of accounts like this that just spam the same tired bullshit everyday. That, and how much engagement (90% positive) they get for it.
BlueSky account spamming “The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist”.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/09/2026
Ruin a centrist's day by reminding them you won't vote for him
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Oregon Nurses Association @oregonnursesassoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why would they deceive you 🙄?
Close up from a documentary where a woman is asking "why would I deceive you?"
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Waiting All Day for a Sunday Night” should be our national anthem. While it attempts to please everyone, it fails to please anyone. Also, it has just the right number of components to be considered “music”. It is to music what, Kraft singles is to cheese. I can’t think of anything more American.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@enesfreedom.bsky.social is in their way until they run a pick and roll. Then he’s in no one’s way.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Tomorrow,” said Toad, “I can just take life easy.” Toad went back to bed.
Toad settles into bed, ready to take life easy.

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“OHSU has a long history of respectful and productive relationships with its unionized members, spanning eight bargaining units,” the statement said. Google “Aanus McFadden”
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ll have a grande latte with 2 pumps cat, please.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Freedom Foundation CEO Aaron Withe looks like a bunch of children sitting on each other’s shoulders under an oversized suit.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m always torn on who to vote for for sheriff because, ACAB. But, there are lots of cops in my neighborhood who always put up signs, so I know who not to vote for.
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Enes Canter saying he's here to defend womens sports is a fascinating change from when he was in the NBA and couldn't defend anything
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Dun Jun @clustertuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton ❤️ Here's a lovely Dolly story: We worked together on "Transamerica." She told me that the bible passage that used to puzzle her the most was, "the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." She said, "How the heck do you sin against the Holy Ghost, and-
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What a beautiful soul. We took advantage of her Imagination Library program. She would send a free children’s book to us every month for the first 5 years. My son was always excited when a new Dolly book came in the mail. Rest easy, Dolly. We didn’t deserve you.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@enesfreedom.bsky.social sucked so bad in the NBA that he hasn’t played in almost 5 years. Likewise, Royce White never scored a point in the NBA. Republicans have been selling themselves as protectors of women’s sports but are cheering 2 cis-male bums. Because they hate women.
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 22/08/2026
Unfortunately, this wine never goes far enough.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Your own Juggalo Jesus
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
TBH, it’s going to be a little funny when they roll Mitch McConnell’s 2-month-old rotten corpse out to lie in state in the Capitol rotunda.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
www.maptap.gg July 22 96🔥 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 Final score: 986 I like maps, and I got lucky AF.
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Man, @realbabylonbee.bsky.social is really bad.
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Steve with a Q @stevewithaq.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Keeping your body alkaline is so basic.
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Special Guest Villainess @msfiremoney.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A cartoon of a duck, first bending his neck all the way back to take a huge breath with the caption “*inhales*” and then him throwing his neck forward, beak wide open, honking as loudly and angrily as he can because what the FUCK
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
1. George Santos is horrible and deserves jail time. 2. Anyone who placed a Kalshi bet based on what George Santos said publicly deserves exactly what they got.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“It’s stunning. It’s painful, but it’s true that somebody on social media who’s a trusted influencer will outflank any scientist who’s trying to show you data, so you can’t fight misinformation with data”. Dr. Fauci is exactly right. Misinformation is literally killing us.
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‘We’re not ready’: US lags on pandemic preparedness after Covid, experts say
Experts say slashed funding and growing misinformation are some of the greatest challenges facing public health
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Communist party recruitment video bsky.app/profile/bran...
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 04/04/2026
Conservatives try to make a non-union movie. Hilarity ensues.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Sloppers gonna slop.
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It’s 2014. I am judging adults for liking Harry Potter. I am being a dick. I need to work on that. It’s 2026. I am judging adults for liking Harry Potter. I am free.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a room .
Alt: Charlie Kelly from Always Sunny saying, “I am challenging you, sir, to a duel”.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Maybe we can make a tradition out of using the Super Bowl to call out rich and powerful pedophiles.
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a man wearing a blue jacket with the letter ria on it is singing into a microphone
Alt: Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl halftime show.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
God damn, fuck these assholes.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Luka Magnotta looks like he’s doing well.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This administration tried to sell us that Renee Good and Alex Pretti were would-be assassins. Cellphone video obviously has contradicted those accounts. I can’t help but think about what’s happening inside the walls of an ICE detention facility where bystanders aren’t able to call bullshit.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I’m not a gun safety expert. Is this guy doing it right?
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The only thing I’ve learned from the past couple of weeks is that I need to distrust law enforcement more than I already do.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
2A applies to right-wing idiots without trigger discipline. No one else, right NRA?
Rich couple open carrying during the George Floyd protests.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The absolute accuracy of this.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I’ve never been face-to-face with Tom Homan, but I’d bet anything his breath smells like abscess.
Tom Homan probably saying something racist.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Excuse me, sir. Before you beat the living shit out of me for filming you on my phone, could you please hold still so I can get a good look at your coded name badge? What the fuck are we even doing?
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Operation Barbarossa
ICE agent slipping in ice in Minneapolis.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Another day, another fascist dog whistle by this administration.
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The Founding Generation fought an entire revolution and wrote a Declaration of Independence to challenge the idea of "absolute immunity."
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
It’s cool to be tough on ICE now. This centrist blowhard voted for the Laken Riley Act. Stop fucking with us, Janelle.
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Royal McPoyle @royalmcpoyle.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You better believe if some guy showed up to my kid’s daycare “lookin’ to find out” if the door was bulletproof, myself and every other parent would demand that person be thrown in jail. So, John Rocker better be in jail right about now.
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SEIU_ORG @seiu.org · 26/12/2025
Quick PSA: If you work full-time, you should be paid enough to live a decent life. Doesn't matter what the job is.
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