Drive to the bank to do the walk of shame but you forgot your ATM card. Take your last $100 to the casino...

I pretended to cry and in anguish, pounded the counter while shouting, "But I prepaid!!! I... Pre

I just wanna be a somebody!

This week, I was sitting in a panel at Duck Duck Shed, reflecting on Las Vegas—its past and where it’s headed—and I couldn’t help but think about how I’ve personally evolved here. It’s kind of come fu...

Just have fun, what else is money for? :)

Just have fun, what else is money for? :)

Bored in Vegas?!

In the medical literature, this same photo is captioned 'The Atrial Plate'.

Good God man, have you not had enough thrills today?

I would start over and lie about it in the blog, never admitting the stupid, stupid, stupid thing I'd done.

The day dawned elegantly, angelic, and beautiful, like a magnificent sunny fucking bastard.

I saw opportunity in my bathroom tap and its hot and cold running refried bean Mexican toddler effluent.

Video Keno is nothing if not an explosion of boredom!

The Little Giant drip dripping hot coffee like an infusion into the veins of the traveler's soul, and some disgusting, cheap, dodgy breakfast.

It was 30 and a half years later, and my room still wasn't ready.

The Panda Has Spoken!

The LasVegasJaunt app - Your Smart Vegas Companion

The world is changing faster than my underpants.

ALT: a man in a striped suit is dancing with penguins behind him

I watched the bartender make the drink and he poured a full shot of rum. And then another. Yeeee haw. Problems solved, problems created!

I don't enjoy shouty people unless I am tipsy and one of them.

Tourist traps knocked off, blogging done, omelette consumed, self-confidence restored.

Nobody else is going to see this but you.

I could ask for a mattress topper to help the Lumpy the Dreamsmasher.