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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

#Luzu: So, how do I pronounce your name? Philza or Philtha?* #Phil: You had it right the first time! Most people call me Phil, but you can call me whatever you want. Whichever’s easier. #Luzu: Alright, Jonas! Nice meeting you! 😄 #Phil: [Laughs] It’s me, Jonas Minecraft! #QSMP

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

#Tina: But he's an alien! 😯 #Quackity: What did– what did you say to him? What? You're just gonna throw that around in this political climate, Tina? Alright... 😒 #Tina: NO! I didn't mean it like that! It was the skin! #Quackity: Oh, it was the skin? Ok. 😒 #Tina: NO!!!!! 😫

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

#Pac: Oh, and by the way, Fit– you forgot this yesterday, in my house. 😘🥋 #Quackity: THERE'S NO FCKING WAY! There is NO fcking way bro! Are you joking? Are you fcking joking??? #Tubbo: I HATE THIS SERVER 💀 #Hideduo

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

#Quackity: Are you free for Valentine's? #Fit: Uh... 😬 No Quackity, I'm sorry, I have plans. I don't think Tubbo does though! #Tubbo: No, no no– You don't need to– Happy 1 year anniversary to Quackity shooting his shot (and very quickly getting shot down) #Hideduo 💘

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

#Fit: *notices Pac is online* Fit >> o///// Fit >> OI PAC Fit >> Looking good Pac, AWOOOGGAAA AWOOOGGGA Fit >> *slames desk* Fit >> *wolf whistle* #Fit: I'm a little bit extra today. 😌 #Hideduo

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

#Etoiles: Foolish, why did you... Uh, Pomme, don't listen to this– Why did you fck a granddad? 🤨 #Roier: Yes, why do you like the old mans? Wtf! #Foolish: No! It was not– There was no– no grandfathers were fcked that night! #Cellbit: ...That night? 🤨

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

#Roier: You had şeẋ with my Grandpa??? #Foolish: There was no şeẋ with your Grandpa! What??? #Roier: Ok, I have a question, Foolish: it was delicious? #Cellbit: Wait, stop– WTF IS THIS?! What kind of question is this??? Why do you need to know if your grandpa fcks?!? 😰

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

#Cellbit: Who says money doesn't grow on trees, man? Wtf! #Phil: Yeah, they lied! They lied! Big money- big money didn't want us to know! #Cellbit: That's crazy! Guys, welcome to my base. #Antoine: [Distantly] SHUT THE FCK UP CELLBIT—

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

#Slimecicle: I hate to say it– Cellbit you got obliterated. Me and Roier were making sure you weren't GTA ragdoll-running into the next room. #Slimecicle: And then Foolish was just hoverin' over him like "What's one more, dude? 😈" The infamous drinking competition during the QSMP Brazil meetup. 🍻🇧🇷

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

#Quackity: [Gets warped suddenly] #Tina: [Not seeing Quackity] Get me in here! Hurry, hurry! Quickly! With haste! They were showing me his dog! 😫 Please! Hurry! Why can I hear pig sounds? Let me in! Let me in! Jesse! Open the door! Jesse... [Tina vanishes] #Quackity:❓❓❓

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

And if you need help remembering when a funny or important moment happened, check out the QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive that I made! 😉 VOD playlists, recaps, & additional resources are also included in it so everyone can enjoy QSMP regardless if they're an old fan or new one. bsky.app/profile/roya...

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Due to the sheer amount of VODs that exist, MCYT-Archives is always looking for help fleshing out QSMP's archive & other servers' archives like Squidcraft, Arkanis, Hermitcraft, etc. Check out their Discord or mcyt-archives on Tumblr for more info if you want to help! 💛 discord.com/invite/DMGbF...

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Join the MCYT Archive Project Discord Server!

Check out the MCYT Archive Project community on Discord - hang out with 243 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

The QSMP Archive Project is dedicated to locating, collecting and archiving QSMP VODs to make them more easily accessible to the community. 🫶 Hundreds (if not thousands) of VODs are included in this spreadsheet, which is meticulously organized by month/day/streamer. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

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QSMP - Official Archivist VODs Masterlist (Public)

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Need help finding old #QSMP VODs that are no longer on Twitch and/or YouTube? Check out this useful resource created by the MCYT Archivist community! 📽️💜 Learn more about the project below: 🔽

MCYT ARCHIVES

QSMP VOD ARCHIVE

Looking for a QSMP Vod that's been deleted or lost? Have no fear, MCYT-Archives is here!

The VOD Master Spreadsheet has links to archived VODs from every member of the server – official Twitch and YouTube VODs as well as VODs archived by the community when official ones are no longer publicly accessible.

Link & more info in the thread below ↓

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

#Tina: I'm rich! Rich! Nobody's gonna stop me! [The Admins start taking her coins] NOOO!!! Please! I was meant to be rich! You... you don't want to see women succeed, do you? 👿 #Phil: [Cracks up] #Tina: I deserve this money! I cheated the system fair and square!!! 😤

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

#Cellbit: Oh, by the way– if someone sends you a clip of me, uh... saying something about your panties, please ignore it. #Foolish: Yeah? #Cellbit: It’s just a mistranslation, ok? 'Cuz "pant" and "panties" they are like similar words, and in Portuguese, they are the same. Like– #QSMP 🩲🦈

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

#Foolish: Look at this little guy! Who's he? Oh nevermind, he's a zombie. I thought he was this little– #Cellbit: Yeah, little họrnỵ guy. Actually– horned. YOU SEE! Oh, come on man! Horned guy, not họrnỵ! 💀 #Foolish: [Laughs] Honestly, I was gonna let you get away with it–

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

[After Fit "lays" an egg] #MythicalSausage: 🥹 You know, if it hatches, then– #Fit: Then you gotta kill it! You kill it instantly! #MythicalSausage: Wait! But wouldn't that be your child? 😢 #Fit: I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN! No, if an egg is talking to you– Nothing good ever happens, dude #TheRealm

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

#MythicalSausage: Yeah, I clamp on that thing and I'm never letting go. 😏 #Seapeekay: Well, that's enough of that for me! 😰 #Fit: We're just talking about riding dragons! #TheRealm #FithicalSausage

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

#GuhZera: Thank god your livelihood depends on streaming and not music. #Gris: [Punches GuhZera] 😡 #Guaxinim: What the hell, man! You're right though. 😅 #Arkanis

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

#Guaxinim: "I'm dancin' in the dark with you between my arms, barefoot on the grass listenin' to our favorite song–" I had no idea Guaxinim was a pianist, so when he sat down to play piano for Gris then played an ACTUAL piano and started singing, my heart melted 🥹💕 #Arkanis

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

#Guaxinim: [Reading chat] "You're very poetic today" I'm always poetic. I'm just hiding my secret intentions. #Guaxinim: I am an evil bad boy, I am a villain, but I'm just masquerading my bad intentions with my "cute face." Inside I am: 😈🔥💥 Outside I am: 😊🎀✨💖🌺 #Arkanis

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

#Pac: "Lost everything but you still have us." True, that's important, huh? And there are the Valigma specialists. [He gazes at a red flower 🌹] #Pac: ...And he came too. #Pac: Sorry, sorry, I lost it. What would Fit say to me? "Calma, calma" That, he would say that. #Hideduo

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

I love how their interaction went down exactly like I expected it to go down between their characters on Friday, pftt. They're both too charming to maintain a rivalry (even as a bit)

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

#Guaxinim: [In chat] hello handsome 💛 so sad that we dont talk with each other in friday 😭 i hope you had fun #Fit: Oh, I had fun, Racoon. I had a LOT of fun, don't you worry, my friend. #Guaxinim: what do you mean? 😡 #Arkanis

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

#Bad: You've got this! You can do it! 😀 #Bagi: No– Bad! What– where are you?! NO! No "You got this!" I'm traumatized! Enough!!! 😫 One of my favorite moments from Bagi's POV of the Arkanis event was when she snapped and started trying to beat the crap out of Bad.

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

#Fit: I may have lied a little bit in the past week. I may have lied, as us men sometimes do, from time to time. Very rarely though. #Fit: We're here for the Halloween event for Arkanis. This has been in the works for a little while. We didn't forget about you.

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

#Roier: Hey Bobby, when are you going to grow up? I mean, when are you going to come out of that damn shell– #Bobby: [Wiggles to indicate "no"] #Roier: Never? You’re going to stay like that? Yeah, you’re right, you can’t grow up anymore. But maybe the other eggs can, right?

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

#Baghera: Oh Tilin, you know what? I'm pretty sure we would have been very good friends if I knew you before. But we can be today, right?

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

#Bad: Who knows what the future holds, Chat? I don't know. We'll see. #Bad: It was so much fun! I totally felt like I was given the gold star treatment. It was very special and sweet of them, and I felt very appreciated and I just appreciate the invite. It was super awesome. ❤️

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

#Bad: It was nice hanging out with you guys. #Amora: was nice :( #Denix: GGGRRRRR UNTIL SOON #Bad: It was very nice. I'm sure we'll see each other soon. Until next time! And with that, Bad has left the #Arkanis server for today!

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

#Pac: Guys, Guaxinim replied to my tweet, I'm scared, man, I'm going to delete the photo. My lord. Let me see here... #Pac: [Reading] "How beautiful, the suit matches the floor in my room." #Pac: NO! No, no, no, no, no, NO! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving—

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

#Tubbo: MY DOG IS MALFUNCTIONING! Stop this annoying walking noise! WHERE'S HE GOING! He's Michael Jackson! [Plays Billie Jean by Michael Jackson] #Tubbo: Someone needs to tell him this is NOT the time, my dad has been found covered in blood ass-up head down #EnigmadoMedo 🕺🐕

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

It's the first #Arkanis Halloween event, and our favorite little ghosties are all dressed up to celebrate! 🎃👻 From left to right we have: Denix as a demon, Amora as an angel, Tucupi is the Joker, Milo is a vampire, and Gris is a witch!

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

#Fit: "All men do is lie" That is not true! We mostly lie but not always. #Fit: [Reading chat] "Fit, you said Hideduo reunion"? I dunno if it's ever gonna happen. I wouldn't wanna get your hopes up for something that may never happen. You can trust me. I would never lie to you. It's not happening.

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

#Tubbo: –It has music. Wait, I remember this symbol from QSMP! [Briefly covers his face] ...I'm so fake, I'm so fake, I'm so fake! [Laughs] Wait! Wait, I've seen this before!

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

#Foolish: I hate that, I hate that– STOP! STOP! CELLBIT, YOU'RE HACKING MY COMPUTER!!! #Foolish: WHAT'D YOU DO CELLBIT?!

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

#Pac: This image gave me depression. This image here. This image here gave me– #Pac: ...Mitw at the very end? Who made this caption?! Nononono– Mitw out of nowhere at the very end. I didn't remember that! No, I don't remember that, I don't remember that in the caption.

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

#Quackity: We're doing a little bit of bullying, we're bringing bullying to the QSMP! [Laughs] #Cellbit: This isn't bullying, this is like, terrorism! 😰 [He steps on a landmine and explodes] OH– #Roier: Hijo de puta! [Laughs] I didn't see that, asshole!

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

#Fit: Rainbow trout! Wait a minute– it's the GAY trout?! 🌈🤨🐟 #Fit: We were detecting homosexual activity in this pond, so we came to investigate, and SURE ENOUGH it's a rainbow trout. The trout are going– [Fit's stream immediately crashes]

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

#Phil: Shelby, I have a question. [He plays a soundbite from the Minecraft Movie trailer] "Who are you?" #Shubble: I... AM STEVE! #Smajor: Wow guys, roleplaying is great. Phil and team choose the scariest costumes of all for MCC's Halloween event! 🎃

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Stream date: September 13, 2023 Timestamp: ~5h 51m As someone who LOVES cats but doesn't have a cat of their own (yet) and has to live vicariously through other people, I really loved the video. ❤️ Make sure to give it a watch! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc91...

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I got a cat.

YouTube video by JaidenAnimations

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

#Jaiden: [Laughs] Hey Tina, I'm gonna send you a picture. This is how my cat's been sitting on my desk for the past 10 minutes. #Tina: OH. MY. GOD. I've never seen a cat with less thoughts! One of the cute Tostada moments Jaiden mentioned in her new video happened during a QSMP stream! 🐈

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

#Pepito: ola buenas tardes [hello good afternoon] #Roier: Ay, Pepito! Puta madre– Pepito and Roier dancing to Numa Numa! 🕺✨

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

#Himaru: What wrong, mininim? Are you ok? #Guaxinim: [Is AFK] #Himaru: [In tears] ...Mininim! You still had so much to live for! You were so young, how are you gone already? How am I going to tell Gris?! No... 😭💔 Guaxinim goes AFK and Himaru immediately has a complete breakdown. #Arkanis

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

#Phil: [Laughs] I've been keeping our son alive, and away from danger. #Missa: I bet he thought I was leaving for milk and cigarettes and wouldn't come back. #Phil: You got cigarettes? #Missa: And milk. 😌 But I did come back. #Phil: You brought the milk back, I'm so proud of you.

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

This is the video Baghera posted Fit and Pac singing karaoke (and doing a little dance) at Twitchcon Rotterdam ages ago! 🎤🎵 [ Translation: I missed it so much. ]

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

#Pac: I sang this song with Fit, huh? While in Rotterdam. [Reading chat] "Liar" It's true! ...Ah, no– I don't think we actually sang it. Or did we? I sang a song with Fit didn't I? 🤔 #Pac: "Fanfic?" What fanfic? I would never tell a fanfic The "Careless Whisper" saga continues... 🎷

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Royal Archivist @royalarchivist.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

Stream date: May 24, 2023 This was set during the "Regret" arc when Cellbit was trying to go undercover and get into the Federation so he could save Felps. (His reaction here still makes me laugh a lot)

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