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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺

@royal-neuron.bsky.social
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✨🔞✨ drag-performing, cartoon-binging, filth-divining foolhardy humanimal. no chill. obsessed with your joy. hates social media, but loves communication. #ARTbegetsART #jhonnylovesyou ig account has been revived but #neverforget #jhustice4jhonny

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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Please cover this 🎶
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Oh dang I forgot this app existed I’ve been busy striking out on Lex
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Dont forget to steam your flags, gays!
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Be the Vague Yet Menacing Government Agent you wish to see in the world. Get your jacket here: buff.ly/fd9J736
Cecil is standing on a crushed stone path in the sun-dappled woods with his back to the camera. He is wearing a navy blue collared jacket with bright bold yellow letters on the back saying: Vague yet menacing government agency. He is looking to his right, with his right arm raised, hand shielding his eyes from the sun as he looks into the distance.Disparition and Cecil are standing in the sun-dappled woods. Both are wearing the navy blue Vague Yet Menacing Government Agency Jacket with the top of a light yellow t-shirt peaking out the top where the buttons are unbuttoned. The jacket has a yellow badge-shaped emblem on the front left chest that says "Vague yet menacing", below this is the Night Vale eye, then "Government Agency". Disparition is pulling his sunglasses down his nose with his right hand and looking over the top of them at the camera. Cecil's glasses are sitting on the middle bridge of his nose and he is looking over the top at the camera.
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Oh my…
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ほこりまみれ〜る💭 @osakananomegumi.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Day5. Overload #HuskWeek2025
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Tj. @tjeerd001.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Cannot be tamed
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If anyone could pull it off, you could, King
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I’ve heard of him!
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Sesame Street is officially UNION! Workers at Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind Sesame Street, have voted 55-19 to join @opeiulocal153.bsky.social Huge congrats to @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social! “We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”
Group photo of Sesame Street workers holding their firsts high with graphics showing the logo of their new union and the winning vote tally, 55-19
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
gonna need this #stolitz comic at a later date. I just know it.
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
hooray! I found you again!
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social told me to buy the thing So I bought the thing I can't wait to get started!! Also, I am officially obsessed with Omar's World of Comics in Lexington, MA. Delicious Burgers!!!
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Nor their worth
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
@ashe-the-crash.bsky.social hey. why can't I message you?? I'm ranting online about gay demons, & I need someone to give me pity likes Come use this app Come witness me rant about gay demons i am in dire need probly uncle #jhonnylovesyou
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a cartoon character is pointing at a potato with the words `` come on do something '' written above it .
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
yes, I WOULD also rock Cowboy Used Car Salesman Alastor! Thank you for noticing! <3
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
okay but stfu, I could do this right tf now, why tf am I not in Vegas, Next year, Future Jhonny! Next Year!
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
inflatable costume, like missy elliot? or inflatable prop? like the homies at the dealership? or whatever this genius performance artist is doing? (All answers are correct, & should be Alastor cosplayed. This is simply for clarification.)
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
where's my glue gun
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
cool, so the white hat is either a callback to the trope of the hero from the silver screen era, yet another echo of the past century's 20's... ... or, it's liek, a Satan thing. I'm honestly not sure, yet. All the lore is behind a paywall
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Then, which one's John?
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
normalize canadian cowboys 😋🤠
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
friendly reminder: 🦆🦆go is a safer search engine
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
i am grateful for my former spouse for many reasons, but rn, it's bc they introduced me to french onion dip. i dip in green beans, & get my veggies in a blissful way bc of french onion dip bc of love... 🙏
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I don’t need those poker chips, but what if I do????
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Are they straight, or are they just in hetero-relationships? 🤨🤔🤨🧐🤨
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
3D chess
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
When teacher says “show your work”
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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a cartoon character says let 's make biscuits on a dark background
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Don’t make me tap the screenshot
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Don’t bother me. I’m hunting for gay drama. #helluvaboss
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I am very sorry I won’t be there to accost you, Thespian Have fun Be safe Get paid!
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
everyone, shut up. New @amirtalai.bsky.social sighting. I can't tell if it's from a series, or just for the commercial. Either way, let us bear witness to our iconic chameleon 🙏
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Been sayin this!!
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
It would not hurt
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
No, thank you 🙉🙈🫣
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
You can make another baby, idiots! It’s not hard!!
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Heart of a champion! 😭😭😭
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Juss keeep swimbing! 🌊🐈‍⬛🌊
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Be the NPC you want to see in the world
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Here’s the challenege: - close all your apps - put phone face down on a flat surface - go have a snack woth both hands 321GO!!!!
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
he did WHAT!?!
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social retweeted me. I am officially the micro niche celebrity influencer™️ I was always meant to be. Let’s mark the occassion by going comic book shopping together!!! I drive, you pick the music. No selfies, please.
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
So, I should but the thing in the video On it 😋👍
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Also: this whole thing had the beginning of “Secretary” starring Maggie Gyllenhaal all over it. I give them a week before they devolve into Stols wearing a cloaca plug to work
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
“Dont make me tap the desk”
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✨Your Ole Pal Jhonny says “Come Back With A Warrant” 😺 @royal-neuron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This is my future canon
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Spookaboo @spookaboo2u.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
how to stack your bread
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