Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Gru looking like he was taking a little pre-game nap yesterday 😂😴 010
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Looking like he's channeling the Sims Burglar #seattlekraken #hockey #sims 022
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Considering the Air Hockey. Earth (Field) Hockey, and Water hockey exists, someone needs to create Fire Hockey. 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 29/11/2025He knows nothing about hockey, he sleeps all the time, and solves all his problems by screaming for someone to come fix it. But Franken Stein is dressed for business, and who could say no 😂 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Franken Stein dreams of living in a gravy boat, being carried around by his favourite NHL player #seattlekraken 020
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 23/11/2025The moustache got Ebs looking like a Pixar dad #seattlekraken 140
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Apparently Gru is going to be the #SeattleKraken to survive the apocalypse because he has horses? 😂 010
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Dealing with CouriersPlease is almost enough to make me wish I hadn't stopped drinking 010
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I love that I won't have my Lego sets by the weekend because apparently AusPost is suddenly unable to redirect my parcel. Even thought this was only noticed because it was sent back by the depot it was redirected to. A depot that my parcel would not have otherwise gone to.media.tenor.coma woman standing next to a man with the words real time feedback you 're doing a bad job above themALT: a woman standing next to a man with the words real time feedback you 're doing a bad job above them 010
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Looking at my $2700 Lego wishlist, and realising that I need some kind of Lego Sugar Daddy #lego 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Is there a word for the melancholy feeling that comes with finishing a Lego build? I'm happy it's done, but also sad that I now have nothing to build 😔 #lego 010
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Ordered a cappuccino and somehow ended up with a chai latte. The fact that I enjoyed it more than I think I would've enjoyed the cappuccino makes me assume the person serving me is some kind of wizard who knows my true desires 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Wayne Gretzky being referred to as "man in Taylor Swift photo" 💀 😂 #hockey 141
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 22/05/2025At any given time, the noise in my head is either Hermes Bureaucrat Song or Ukka-Pekka Luukonen saying his name 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Amazingly crunchy, but the condensed cucumber flavour is kinda weird 5/10 #roxyratessnacks 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 16/05/2025One of the downsides of following a Seattle team, is that now my social media algorithms seem to think I must live there, and send me recommendations for cool eateries in the wrong WA #westralian #australian #seattle 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Making other people have to see what goes on in my head, because I don't want to be the only one 😂 #hockey 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Had no idea what flavour I was buying when I got these. I don't really like wasabi, and that was the dominant flavour. Overall not bad though. 6/10 #roxyratessnacks 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 22/04/2025"something about this is very sexual" - my husband's friend talking about Blackjack 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Getting lunch in Cairns, and there's Kraken hockey on the TV?! #nhl #krakenhockey #seakraken #nhlaus 010
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Praying for a Kraken win 🙏🏻 #nhl #seattlekrakenvslakings 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 07/04/2025The Twisties were so bland, and also an unappetising shade of green. They did turn my tongue blue though as promised. The Pepsi Max Electric is pretty good, tasted like berry. Twisties: 3/10 Pepsi: 7/10 #roxyratessnacks 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Gotta a chair for that one guy always standing there watching everyone else fight #nhl #hockey 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Me, minding my own business. My brain, several times a day:media.tenor.coma man wearing a sabres jersey stands in front of a bud light adALT: a man wearing a sabres jersey stands in front of a bud light ad 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you serve a wrap that is open on one end - for the love all that is holy, do not cut it in half #food 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I've been to The Canuck Truck a few times, but it's not until I became a hockey fan that I fully appreciated their menuboards 😌 #perth #foodtruck 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I think there's a demon in my house #ithinkshewantsmykidneys #cat 010
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 22/02/2025This is Clarence the Duck. Someone gave him to my husband for Christmas. I called Clarence a menace, and now he appears all over our house 😐 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Almost #KrackenHockey time again, can't wait to have my blood pressure spike 010
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 18/02/2025When it's boring at work so you're telling your coworker about NHL and they start watching highlights #nhl #nhlaumedia.tenor.combart simpson and homer simpson from the simpsons are standing next to each otherALT: bart simpson and homer simpson from the simpsons are standing next to each other 010
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Sometimes for no particular reason, I remember the coworker I had years ago that was telling me we can't see the dark side of the moon because it's where the Third Reich went after WW2. 8am Space Nazi lecture was definitely not on the bingo card that day (or any day tbh) 010
Reposted by RoxySeattle Kraken @seattlekraken.com · 12/02/2025Shifting hockey culture one player at a time 🫶 Brock McGillis, the first openly gay former pro hockey player, kicked off the U.S. leg of his ‘Culture Shift Tour’ last week, proving real toughness is about standing up & creating change → bit.ly/McGillis021125 52189
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Watching a reel where rugby players get given friendship bracelets with their nicknames on it, and now I kinda want to see a @seattlekraken.com version 😂 010
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 10/02/2025When you jokingly tell your husband you want a $4,800 game worn jersey and he says if it means that much to you then you should get it @cursedside.bsky.social #nhl #hockeymedia.tenor.coma showtime ad for billions shows a woman in a black shirtALT: a showtime ad for billions shows a woman in a black shirt 000
Roxy @roxyheartpirate.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Who's gonna tell them? Somebody's gotta tell them 😂😂 000