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“All I wanna do is die,” says the man next to me, and I wonder if he’s ever had a life

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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 7h
Age yourself with a childhood crush (I was in 6th grade)
Gwen from Total Drama Island in the port-a-potty/confession cam
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The guy in the picture presses both buttons at once and gives the camera a thumbs up
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th October 1st
Wataru Kurenai in street clothesKamen Rider Kiva
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
UNREST IN GERMANY

Moderate Nazis Criticize Extremists
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How Justin Herbert defenders will respond to this:
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s finally his turn
Extremely obscure Marvel character 3-D Man
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She is green because you have enough materials to place her
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey Sonic, how many charges were Manchester City found not guilty on?
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*YRO’UE
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Frame from the movie AKIRA. “Just cancel it!” has been sprayed in Japanese onto a sign promoting the Tokyo Olympics
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Josef Newgarden eats a piece of steak. The words "Are you fucking stupid?" are laid over the top in rainbow ransom font. A small logo in the bottom right corner makes this somehow an ad for Yoshi's Island
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He’s literally doing the meme
Man: say “i am alive”
Computer: >I AM ALIVE
Man: oh my god.
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I will now engage in medieval tradition (drawing cats with eyebrows)
The same picture of Adonis but now he has one furrowed eyebrow and one raised eyebrow hastily scribbled on
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One great thing about 2026 is that Black women can fly planes and Charlie Kirk can’t say shit about it
A group of Black female airplane pilots
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
DuckDuckGo has the correct score
Western Michigan 12, Michigan 7
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“No! That is NOT Solid Snake!” —Iroquois Pliskin
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
JACKED UP
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Explaining the problem with Marvel movie night scenes to a Millennial:
The page you get when you’re permabanned from YTMND. Ray Charles laughs at you as his song “Hit the Road Jack” plays, and the text overlaid reads “YOU CAN’T SEE SHIT!”
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My Chud-Woke Values chart. I place in about the middle of the Is Woke/Acts Woke quadrant
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wait, does Maria Menounos not host Noovie anymore?
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seth Moulton holding up his job on January 3rd, 2027
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BOFA DEEZ NUTS AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Shaquille O’Neal dunking on Dikembe Mutombo
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
THEY’RE GONNA KEEP SUCKING SHIT
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia title card that reads “Who Pooped the Bath?”
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Not wanting to date people because their hygiene is bad is prejudice, actua—“
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me: Oh boy I can’t wait to watch today’s IndyCar race The weather in Milwaukee:
look out here comes my piss lol
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
WE DOIN 500 MILES IN THE ‘70S WITH THIS ONE
Lake Ontario Motor Speedway
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky, please familiarize yourself with the range of opinions it is permissible to express
The crests of the 36 clubs entering the 2026-27 UEFA Europa League league phase
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Avengers Doomsday poster but it says I Slammed My Penis In The Car Door
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Couldn’t decide which line from this video to quote, so I’ll just post the whole thing
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This past weekend’s Freedom 250 Grand Prix was a chapter to forget in IndyCar history. Yet paradoxically, to do so properly, we must remember all the ways this race sucked. My latest: theindycarafterburn.beehiiv.com/p/the-indyca...
Kyle Kirkwood poses with a bald eagle in front of the United States Capitol after winning the Freedom 250 Grand Prix of Washington, D.C.
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
In this house, Mayor Mamdani is an Italian. End of story!
Tony Soprano angrily defending Columbus
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LIVE MALUKAS REACTION

(David Malukas is not happy)
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hey Daxter, how many wins and poles does Álex Palou have at this exact point of the 2026 IndyCar season?
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
ALONSO POINTS
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Time travelers: people in the future don’t even explain to you why things there look so different than they did in your time. They just look at you like this
ever heard of BLUE HUMOR BUDDY
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yeah, in preseason
George Costanza holding a baseball bat and dismissively saying “Yeah, in six games” to Derek Jeter and Bernie Williams
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I may not be Canadian, but I would not be who I am today without the SSX series, developed entirely in Canada and responsible for fundamentally rewiring my sense of cool, and Winnipeg’s own Bif Naked, whose music held my hand through my collegiate coming-out process
PlayStation 2 box art for SSX 3 (Greatest Hits edition)Bif Naked performing on stage
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Connor 🦇 @roxconn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In ten minutes, Celtic will play the sport of fitbaw, but this will be the actual game:
Title screen from the iconic Flash game Don’t Shit Your Pants!
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