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Hazel

@rowsbywf.bsky.social
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‘Animals don’t behave like men,’ he said. ‘If they have to fight, they fight...But they don’t sit down and set their wits to work to devise ways of spoiling other creatures’ lives'... so you know, I don't follow folks, but you're welcome to follow me iyl..

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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 8h
Me: "You can no longer say, ' Hi, President Trump.' It's, 'Hi, you addlepated, morally degenerate cast off from Bizarro World. I despise you so much addlepated, morally degenerate cast off from Bizarro World." That has a certain ring to it...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 18h
"Well, okay, maybe not resurrected, but we brought him back... that's right, we brought ol' Chris back, and he is bigger and better than ever... and hungrier, hungrier too..."
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hmmm... you don’t say? Do go on...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hmmmm... oh, does he mean the icecaps that are melting at an alarming rate to the tune of 135 billion tons a year or the ice caps from Bizarro World where he hails from?
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hmmm... every time I see Ms. Hageman, I don't know, I just kind of feel like trolling...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hmmm... there are just those times that Wikipedia comes in downright handy...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hmmm... there are just some times Wikipedia comes in downright handy ...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And as a father reading to his daughters...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thank you for asking... For me as a child...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Not much is...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Well, he was close...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There you go... have a better day!
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hmmm... this is so wrong...I mean, he'd be the first to tell you that doctors don't dress like that...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Yeesh... the assailant's complexion is almost as bad as the president's...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hmmm... again, she neglects to say which planet which makes all the difference...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My fairly typical response to Mr. Scott's remarks remains the same...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hmmm... I have been saying since he came the scene that he has embraced the ethos of the place he came from...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
MORE BREAKING NEWS: The Yo Dazzlers have also withdrawn from the "America 250"-- er-- celebration telling the organizers, " Tell that guy Trump, You Can't Always Get What You Want....Na, Na, Na No You Can't."
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Intergalactic sensation DISASTER AREA has withdrawn from the president's Freedom 250 lineup
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Breaking: Intergalactic powerhouse Disaster Area has officially announced the will no longer be part of the America 250 lineup...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We take what we want We do anything that we wish We got no respect For animal, birdy, or fish The grass does not grow On the places where we stop and stand Hey, Trump's Got Us into a Nightmare, man... The lyrics for our time...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hmmmm... it does make one wonder what a "small measure " of authentic justice would look like for those individuals, not to mention for Mr. Miller and the rest of those trying to subvert our democracy...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Hmmmm....
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hmmmm.... apparently Mr. Jeffries is correct...he is an expert on the elbiB on his, and apparently Mr. Jeffries', home planet..
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Hmmm...are they going to offer candy from the back of their vans?
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hmmm... maybe it be a circular one , just for them..
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Hmmmm...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hmmm... just wondering if Dr. Trump, Mental Patient will be doing rounds at the medical facilities...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hmmm... just wondering if Dr. Trump, Mental Patient will be doing rounds at the medical facilities...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"Man that's a real shame when folks be crucifying a perfectly good Supreme Court legal expert..."
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Have a wonderful day!
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"Hmmm... on the other hand, got any planes... I'd take a plane... huh, no planes, no planes... well, I guess if you made that tractor an award or prize, you know, like "The Farmers of America Golden Tractor of Peace" then I cou-- of course you'd need to get some gold plating on there..."
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
President Trump did not eat your entire birthday cake, he was stopping you from eating the entire birthday cake. .
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hmmm... you don't say...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Hey, hey, hey... this is Oklahoma we are talking about...and they know a thing or... ummm, that number right after one, about education...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hmmmm.... who is he talking about again?
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Ah... remember those days when gangster meant something different? I do...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Hmmm... wondering if Mr. Blanche read this... odds are most likely not...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hmmm... but you have to admit that it's heavily implied, right?
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Anybody have a spare house? Asking for our country...
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Hazel @rowsbywf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Hmmm... I beg to differ... he is merely reshaping it...
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